【公告:暫時不接新客人】
NO NEW CLIENT INTAKE TILL AUG
阿彌陀佛,大家晚上好。🙏 我六月的檔期已滿,而五月頭時,我已接下為我師尊新書第278冊《相約在冬季》製作有聲書的企劃。
有聲書需要的時間和精力非常多,得在六月底交音檔,八月初再補上有音樂和音效的音檔。我以完成我師尊的有聲書為優先。
因此從前兩天起,我已拒收新客人。帶給大家的失望,真的很抱歉,也請大家諒解。🙏
有客人要求現在就為他們安排七月和八月諮詢的日期,但對不起,我不想讓大家等待,也不喜自己的檔期擠得密密麻麻的,這樣我會有幽闭恐惧症。😅 我喜歡活得自在一點。
如果新加坡政府在七月裡允許聚會,我的等候名單應該有40位以上的新加坡和馬來西亞的客人,想與我會面批八字。因此七月份是留給這些等待了數月的客人們。
間中,我還是會每個星期上影片。我有很多影片題材想拍,初剪和文字稿是我自己在做,字幕和特效則交給我在台灣的剪輯師。*分身乏術~
在此溫馨提醒:
一、如果客人在24小時內無法回覆電郵,敲定諮詢日期,原本安排給他們的諮詢日期會排給另外一位在等待的客人。
二、請勿三番四次要求我趕快、提前幫您看。每個客人的問題對他們來說都很重要,我無法讓您隨意插隊,請大家為別人著想,也為我著想。馬桶不會自己沖涼,李老師也需要時間做家務,整潔的家是好風水的基礎呀 ~ 😅💦
三、六月期間,我並不會回覆電郵。
欲想聯絡我的客人,我們八月份再說!謝謝您們送給我的溫暖!我很嚴,但我愛您們!😁❤️
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Amitabha, everybody, good evening to you. 🙏 My June schedule is already full, and in the beginning of May, I had agreed to the project of producing an audiobook for my Grandmaster's new book #278 "Let's Meet in Winter".
Producing an audiobook is a time and effort-consuming task. Submission of the files are due in end June, and by early August, I have to hand up the files with music and sound effects.
It is my priority to complete the audiobook in time.
Hence since 2 days ago, I have already turned down new clients. I apologise for the disappointment caused and I hope you understand. 🙏
There are clients who wish to get dates in July/August now, but I'm sorry, I do not wish to keep you waiting, as my schedule is a bit volatile. Also, I do not fancy cramming my schedule. I will get claustrophobic looking at my to-do list. I like to live life a bit more carefree. 😅
If the Singapore government allows gatherings in July, my current waiting list has about 40 clients from Singapore and Malaysia, who wish to see me in person to get their Bazi read. Hence, my July is reserved for these clients, who have waited a few months.
In the meanwhile, I will still continue my weekly video uploads. There are many videos that I plan to shoot. All my videos are edited by myself. I also do the script and translation, and my Taiwanese video editor will add the special effects and subtitles. *more work
Gentle reminder here:
1. If clients do not reply to my email within 24 hours to confirm the given consultation date, the date will then be given to another waiting client.
2. Please do not repeatedly hurry me to slot you into an earlier slot. Every client's problems are important to him/herself. I cannot let you cut queue randomly. Please be considerate for them and for me. My toilet bowl doesn't know how bath itself, so Teacher Lee also needs time for house chores. A neat and clean house sets the foundation for good Feng Shui. 😅 💦
3. I will not be replying to emails in the month of June.
For clients who still wish to engage me, let's talk again in August. Thank you for the warmth you have given me. I'm very strict, but I love you too! 😁❤️❤️
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This is why I still need my wife - to pick my kids' shit up after them. 💩😝
So the biggest event happening during this long weekend #stayhome period was the unfortunate incident of one kid's (who shall be called A) poop clogging up the toilet bowl.
It all began with the wifey's shrieking from the bathroom, "Who never flush after pooping???" I walked in and came face to face with it. Lying at the bottom of the toilet bowl was this massive brown monster that I swore was at least 5cm in diameter! It was as if someone walked into my toilet, spewed molten lava out of the ass and it hardened right there... at the bottom of my toilet bowl.
I tried to flush it down but it stubbornly refused to budge. I tried using a huge pail of water to force it down but it sneered back at me. I tried washing it down together with some anti-choke chemical but still it prevailed.
And then I did what I had to.
I reached into the toilet bowl - with a plastic bag over my hand, of course - and scooped the brown chunk out, as I let out barely audible speak: "Horrible... oh my goodness... gonna throw up... might not make it... tell the kids... I love them..." And this was followed by more sounds of suppressed gagging and retching.
I didn't puke in the end and the deed was done. The wifey them took over, cleared the remaining blockage with a plunger and it was clear! Never had I loved the sound of a toilet bowl's flushing so much.
If you had read this while muching on some food, I apologise. But I guess this incident summed up our past 7 weeks of being confned at home and to a larger extent, my 17 years of marriage. Sure, we had faced lots of challenges along the way, raised our voices, quarrelled and pissed each other off. But we always managed to resolve them by seeing the lighter side of things, by not taking the little things that irk us so seriously and most importantly, supporting one another and laughing through it. Like having to fish a humongous poop out of the toilet bowl.
We may not always be lovey-dovey but I do know that the wifey has always got my back, no matter how crappy the situation can be. And that's no BS.
P.S. I'm counting on her to clean my poop when I'm old and senile in future. 😂