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WAKTU TAK SOLAT, TAKDE INGAT APA-APA.. TIME SOLAT JE , MACAM-MACAM BENDA MASUK KAT KEPALA ::

Ramai orang hadapi masalah ni.. Time kita tak solat, takde pulak pikir pasal apa2.. Time baca Fatihah, baca Surah, time Tahiyyat, time tu jugak la teringat baju kat ampaian, kasut kat luar, keter dah nak mati roadtax.. Benda merepek2 yg masuk dlm kepala.. Abes je bagi salam, takde pulak pikir pasal benda2 ni semua.. Bila dah khayal ingat benda2 ni semua, kita pun terlupa rakaat ke berapa.. Ada tu, kita rasa mcm kentut, tapi betul ke kentut? Kalau kentut, batal wudhu.. Batal ler solat.. Ishhh.. Camne nak buat ni? Camne la nak khusyuk solat ni??

Meh sini atok habaq sat... Bila kita solat, akan hadir Iblis bernama Khanzab.. Dia ni kejenya memang mengacau orang solat.. Kita akan teringat benda2 tak penting, pastu terlupa rakaat, pastu dia timbulkan keraguan kita kentut ke tak.. macam kentut, macam tak..

Nabi SAW ada berpesan yg diriwayatkan oleh Imam Ahmad pasal benda ni.. Kalau kentut, pastikan telinga kita dengar bunyi dan ada bau.. Kalau takde, tu si Khanzab nyer kejer le tu.. Kalau teringat benda2 kat luar solat, tu kejer si Khanzab jugak.. Jahat kan dia ni? Samseng sungguh! Memang dia nak lalaikan kita.. Nak kita tak khusyuk dalam solat.. Bila kita khayal teringat benda2 ni, tapi mulut kumat kamit baca bacaan dlm solat, si Khanzab ni berdekah-dekah ketawakan kita.. Cis!!!

Cara nak lawan si Khanzab ni 👇
(Sebelum solat)

[1] Baca Ta'awuz (a'uzubiLLaHiminassyaitonnirrojim) sebelum solat pastu ludah ke kiri 3x (syarat meludah je.. Bukan ludah dgn kahak-kahak sekali keluar)

[2] Baca Ayatul Kursi 1x

[3] Baca Surah an-Nas 1x

Pastu boleh niat dan teruskan solat.. Cuba fahami maksud ayat2 bacaan solat tu.. Sebab tu kita kena belajar.. Apa tafsiran al-Fatihah, surah2 yg kita baca, bacaan waktu ruku', i'tidal, sujud dan lain2.. Jadi sambil kita baca, kita faham.. Bukan hafal dan baca tegak je.. makin senang ler si Khanzab ni nak mengacau.. Ok, pasni cuba taktik ni.. Tengok siapa menang, kita atau syaitan?
WHEN YOU DON 'T PRAY, YOU DON' T REMEMBER ANYTHING.. JUST PRAYING TIME, THINGS ARE INTO THE HEAD ::

Many people are facing this problem.. When we don't pray, we don't think about anything.. When we read Fatihah, read Surah, during Tahiyyat, at that time we remembered the clothes on the clothesline, the shoes outside, the car outside is about to die The shit that goes into the head.. Just after giving regards, I don't think about all of these things.. When I'm high I remember all of these things, we forgot how many rakaat.. There's that, we feel like farting, but but Is it true to fart? If you fart, cancel your ablution.. Prayers will cancel.. Ishhh.. How to do this? How to humble this prayer??

Come here grandpa will tell you... When we pray, there will be a devil named Khanzab.. This person is the job of disturbing people praying.. We will remember things that are not important, then forget the rakaat, and then he will create doubt that we fart or not.. kind of fart, kind of not..

Prophet SAW said that Imam Ahmad said about this.. If it farts, make sure that our ears hear the sound and smell.. If there's no, that's the Khanzab.. If you remember things outside the prayer, that's it The Khanzab's work too.. Isn't he evil? Such a thug! He really wants to ignore us.. Want us not to be humble in our prayers.. When we remember these high things, but our mouth is recurred when we read the reading in our prayers, this Khanzab is laughing so hard at us.. Cis!!!

Ways to fight this Khanzab 👇
(Before praying)

[1] Read Ta 'awuz ( a' uzubiLLaHiminassyaitonnirrojim) before praying and spit to the left 3 x (the condition of spitting only.. Not spitting with phlegm and phlegm comes out)

[2] Read Ayatul Chair 1 x

[3] Read Surah an-Nas 1 x

And then can be intention and continue praying.. Try to understand the meaning of the prayer reading verses.. That's why we have to learn.. What is the interpretation of al-Fatihah, the verses that we read, the reading of the time of ruku ', i ' tidal, .. So while we read, we understand.. Not just memorizing and reading straightly.. it's getting easier for Khanzab to disturb.. Ok, after this try this tactic.. Look who won, us or the devil?Translated

JANGAN IZINKAN IBU LAHIRKAN TUANNYA

Masa awal aku kahwin dengan isteri aku, aku dapat pakej 4 orang anak. Alhamdulillah. Yang mana 2 daripada 4 ni istimewa sikit. Dua-dua aspergers. Sorang ADD sorang lagi ADHD. Paling mencabar sekali tau tak apa? Anak-anak ni sebelum kehadiran aku, diorang ni di manjakan betul. Cukup manja! Semua nak, dapat. Tak boleh kena tegur, mesti menaangis dan membentak. 3 lelaki, sorang perempuan. Masa tu umur yang sulung 14 tahun. Yang second 12 tahun...
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When I married my wife, I got a package of 4 children. Thank God. Which 2 of the 4 is a little special. Both aspergers. Another ADD another ADHD. It's most challenging to know it's okay? These kids before my presence, they are being pampered right. Pretty spoiled! All want, got it. Can't be told, must cry and snap. 3 men, a woman. At that time the eldest was 14 years old. The second 12 years old. Third 9 years old. Fourth of 6 years old girl.

First time entering the family, I've had a meeting done. With gangster style, long hair braids. I'm doing a LIVE FB meeting with children. In the meeting, I just entered the family, so follow my rules. I don't follow their rules.

At the beginning, many people who are nearest have started tripping and spreading stories, not saying that I will hit the kids. The swing bowl is right who reads people from this person's use.

Remember the early marriage, my wife always reminds me of me. If these kids promise anything they need to be fulfilled, they will cry badly and scream. Hard to persuade. Sometimes I want to break my breath and cry. The other one is ADHD if he cries, he can't be angry, he has to say it carefully. Because later he will be raging and coming hyper. The one who added is his own attitude. It's just his problem that he doesn't take the port. The eldest is the most pamper. Ask for whatever the confirmation gets. After that it's urgent to work.

I really don't feel like I'm suitable at all. What should I do? Wash his mother first. My wife cried when she washed her first. I said it's simple. I don't want my son to grow up to die and get everything he wants to wear. Nothing, tomorrow won't be given, he rebel like going crazy.

Everything that my wife says can't do, I prove it to my wife, everything that she thinks is wrong. I made it. I didn't see anyone doing what my wife said. I just tried to bring MCD, then I parked at the Tomyam shop. Look at all the faces that are slammed. But no one is crying.

That's where it all started. Until one part I saw my wife still wrongly. I said it's simple.

′′ Want something big, need a big sacrifice. If you maintain like this, it's too wrong that you have to follow all your child's wishes, you're afraid to say NO and then you're crying and tired of your brother Trust me. Just like this, you'll lose your brother. Choose. ′′ ′′

Hah my wife was shaking at that time.

Yes, it's not easy to fight the mother's instinct. I really understand. But have to remember, you want to be sad until when you just want to entertain the extreme motherhood instincts? How do you want your child to grow up? What's he doing today, he's already big tomorrow. You're poor, he asks for something you can't fulfill. You think he got it? That's the wrong time he just said this sentence.

′′ Why is my mom not like someone else's mom. It's okay. I am not important ′′

Heart was shaking at that time. He didn't tell me 100 times, once didn't let him release such a painful sentence?

I'm nothing, kids like this even more men, have to grow up to be men. Not a bapok, not a Kpop. Man. The world will come far more evil. Responsibility is far bigger. It is compulsory to grow up to be a man. I repeat.

MEN.

That's when my wife slowly became a mad mother. Kah kah kah. The kids were shocked at that time. Suddenly mom is good at screaming? Suddenly mom is good at tunjal head? Suddenly mom is good at slapping? Suddenly mom dares to throw her phone against the wall?

Most power if a child I say near her mother,

′′ Mom doesn't love me, I hate mom.."

If my wife used to hear this verse, she will feel sinful and crying. Now you know what my wife answer?

′′ Once you hate me, 100 times I hate you.."

Stunned again child. Feels like the tactical of playing sentiment is not going to be. Continue to continue doing homework.

After that the scene of running away from the middle of the night, haa my wife is already cuak. Look for me to tell my child to run home. Cleaning up the bag. If you're as a mother, are you rocking? 10-year-olds when they were running home. Other siblings are busy trying not to run away, they insist on running.

I told my wife I'm happy je.

′′ Do not persuade. Just ask him to run the house faster. Go help her pack the bag. Do not worry. I used to threaten my mother like this when I was small. When my mother is stupid, I stay outside for a while and then I will go home because it's scary outside the dark.. if you persuade, don't run away, believe Tomorrow he's busy threatening to run again."

My wife went down and asked her to leave her house faster. This kid won't go out after opening the door. Look at the dark outside. He immediately opened the saji headscarf, making him hungry. It's so hard to look at it.

Want to turn into a Lion, it looks evil. Many will talk about this. You say you don't love your children. If this part is not strong, it will be stupid to be eaten by these words. But you have to believe one thing. This mother and father knows her child better than all of you. He knows so much. Know which limit he can make or not. We who watch from outside don't pretend to teach other people's children, teach our own children first to let go. Look at our children today he appreciate us how.

I was worst being criticized at that time.

He said since my wife married me, my wife's attitude has changed. Getting harder. Fierce with the kids. And many more lah. I'm lazy to take a port. The one who speaks is a woman who has never tasted anything. Work is great. So bored listening to it. But I'm cooking so much, it's normal that the sound of this person's confirmation since childhood has never lived hard, the child and the one that is like diva is usually the same. Just deaf the ear. Focus on the mission for the good of the child to come.

After 3 years, I recently had a meeting with all my children. I ask, did you notice that mom used to be different from now?

All bobbing. Getting more ferocious and crazy people say.

I'm so happy to hear. Let go of that I said.

′′ Try all of you to look back at this day. What's the difference? Neno 8 years old can be brushed by school clothes. Already able to wipe Ayra out. Luth 10 years can wash everyone's dishes. Hoze is the most improvement. From my own world today, you are the most helping to work in your house. 13 years old, washing clothes, hanging clothes, sleeping ayraa, bathing ayraa. And many more. Anish, you are the eldest brother. Thank God. No more pushy. See you already understand the reality of being a brother. Every morning sitting in the kitchen helping mom cook.. that's okay. Proud for a while Dedi. Dedi is nothing, you ask Dedi's siblings if they are rude to his mother, what happens to them. Must eat Dedi's feet. You become a son, you have to be a protector to your mother. Don't make it a slave mother."

All sighs. I'm connecting again.

′′ Do you know why this Seremban house Dedi doesn't install air conditioner near Indeed Dedi doesn't let mom install air conditioner. Let me sleep hot. Learning how to use a fan. Dedi used to grow up but never sleeps in air conditioner, thank God I grew up healthy. Dedi wants anything can't just get like that. So men have to learn how to feel hard. So that tomorrow, you will learn to be grateful. I will remember your parents when they are happy. You'll be close to siblings, tomorrow this is what you'll laugh back when you tell the story. Trust me. All of these are the sweetest memories. Mother and father don't know when will die. Maybe tomorrow we die, at least Anish can take care of the younger siblings."

Everyone was laughing at that time. My eldest child will interrupt in a while.

′′ Dedi, but honestly Anish likes the current mother from mother before. Even though it's fierce, but it's true when I remember it again. All of us are good at all. I just noticed that someone else is 8 years old but doesn't even know how to take care of the baby who is a year old and shower and defecate. Luth has changed a lot. No more crying. Hardworking. Hoze has changed a lot of crazy. Playing with the phone. There's only one problem, when you have a relative, you can come, don't sit in the Just sit down once. Anyway, I swear, Anish loves the mother who was now from the old times. Even though the current mother is crazy saiko! Haha. Mom, you are Queen Of My Heart! Mother is crazy, before Anish didn't understand a lot. When Anish sees mom struggle, Anish becomes a pity. Just saw all the sacrifices of the mother for all of us."

Others bobbing heads agree and laugh with what brother anish he said.

All impressed when I remember back. Until neno's turn, she keeps crying. She really apologizes near her mom.

The most powerful, they are siblings when their aunt wants to ask them to come out. Each one has completed the job of who managed his / her sister's clothes this year, who will beat his / her younger sibling's pampers, who will manage his / her sister's pampers. All of them think for themselves. Talk to each other and manage the equipment of his little brother who is a year old. No need to have a mother with her dedi.

Power, isn't it? Two Aspergers, an ordinary person. The eldest has entered MRSM. It means that the number two child of ADD is taking over.

Even when I'm going back to hometown, my wife just gave me an order. They all clean up their own bags. My wife doesn't even mix a single dust. My wife looks like a big boss today. All homeworks are managed by the child. My wife's duty is to cook. Wash clothes, dry clothes, wash dishes, wash toilets, throw away garbage, shower ayra for a year, all the kids who manage it.

If I don't move, I won't let my wife shout out to other children. But mad at the eldest child. Let the eldest child be stressed. Whatever happened to the younger siblings, I told her mother to kill her eldest child. So when the younger siblings aren't working, fighting, the eldest brother already knows that he needs to be tiaw with his mother later. Didn't say much, he just settled his younger siblings. That's it brother!

Thank God. The story is only one. Our children, we know each other. There's a part of being fierce, there's a part that needs to be There's a part that can laugh. This mother has one veto power, but many are afraid to use it because she is not in other s' language and is so afraid that her child will hate It doesn't mean anything! It's boring to entertain the sentiment of pity that is extreme. You used to be your mother who hit your face, do you hate your mother to big? Nothing. We're fierce because we just want to educate. Not fierce all the time. More than firm. When you see your child hardworking, listen to it, there's a day that will give you a surprise Chocolate or what? Taking a walk to the park. Time with family has to be there.

If you're too spoiled, you can make your child become responsible and the person who will defend your family, I think that the Malay soldiers won't even be training hard as hard as possible. It's better for them to just pray for all the new soldiers. What do you want, everything is given. Wake up late, swipe your hair and then kiss your forehead. Even eating time is delicious. Sleeping at night comfortably, installing air conditioner. Put on the wifi.

What was it?

Before you want to say this person, ask ourselves first. Our 7-year-old child eats, is he good at washing his own dishes? Do you know how to follow your time schedule? Can you brush your own school clothes?

If you're not good at anything, don't make me feel bad about the way other father's mother educate someone's child.

The hardest episode in educating children at this age. Believe me, this will all be a longing for the kids when they leave the house later. And this also makes them siblings get closer.

Patience, victory day is coming! Early sacrifice is the most important. Fight all the wrong feelings that always play in the soul. Only one thing you have to remember, as long as you don't fight with religion. Mom is never wrong! Angry, fierce lah. Do not worry. Continue to educate our ways. Don't forget the power of Veto!

Eh forgot, waimah is a special child. What the doctor said put number two. Accompanying kids like normal kids before but there's a limit. Don't teach him to be a special child since you were young. We know our children again, right? Because I always believe, crazy people when we clap their hands twice when they want to take our food, the third time they will understand and won't take it anymore. That's the crazy person. So, Don't let the child know he's special. Don't disturb her brain. Just entertaining the same thing.

Everyone is like that. If he feels like there are advantages, there is someone who defends more, he will start to get a chance. Can't believe it? You try to pamper your child crazy. Let go of the try in front of you, someone tease him less, you see how he has torn to tears later he will get your attention.

Anyway..

Only one thing I'm still failing. Failed to change their name call among siblings. No call Along, Angah, Bangde. I feel strongly, calling this name also has a certain advantage to put the difference between the younger brother and brother. There is a family aura.

Don't forget, Father's role in psychology is important to be crazy. Because with this mother, no matter how fierce it is, the child is brave to fight. Dad must be good at playing roles. No need to touch, you need to know when you want to have a high voice. When you want to call your child, sit down and talk about others.

Become a child idol.

Trust me, step child and biological child two things that are impossible. Because the power of VETO only exists in biological children. This step child has a risk that you need to face. What happened to them, people will say that you don't love them because it's not your biological child. Painful and sad that sentence is for me. Allah knows how I love them.

I wrote it,
Mr Amir Lake

P / s: In the past my wife was criticized by the Aspie group when my wife said she educated her aspie's child in the way she was a little firm. All sorts of people are teasing, he said that this aspie child will take revenge and kill him. Have to be teased every day. Poor. My wife doesn't agree with my actions early because she holds the doctor's order. Today, I'm asking my child aspie. Tomorrow if mom gets disturbed by someone else in front of you what will you do? What did he answer? I'll hit him enough! And I asked my wife, how about the person who teased her child? He said his child is under control but sometimes he's raging badly until he's about to breath. At the same time today my child aspie is good at cooking, can do all homework and love his siblings so much.

Mr. Amir Lake creditTranslated

實際發生的情況 VS 外人所看到的情況。

昨天我發布了跳水影片，這似乎使人們感到惱火。許多人認為這樣的發文是煽動危險的行為。
“很糟糕的示範，無知的人會跟著模仿然後發生意外而死”
為什麼總是別人表現得不負責任？
從來沒有人評論說“我可能會反覆跳水而死去？”
為什麼別人如此不信任？
是什麼讓您的判斷比其他所有人的判斷要好得多？

人們不必擔心觀看影片然後再重複播放。如果您相信這樣的人的存在，那麼“玩命關頭”的電影會讓您太害怕不敢離開家了，以免擔心遇到魯莽的駕駛員。

該影片用手機高影格率（慢動作）拍攝。長時間的飛行使它看起來像是跳得很高，但實際高度只有6.5公尺高。
雖然不是特別高，但是如果您背部落水或腹部落水，這種高度可能還是會覺得很痛。
我會知道，是因為我不擅長做後空翻，但無論如何我還是會嘗試。肚子落水上並不是致命的，但這也不是一件好事。
這就是為什麼我影片裡跳水方式都是伸直雙腳，雙手臂擺放在身體兩側。實際上，這是一個很好的動作示範。

我總是告訴人們在跳水之前檢查水的深度，並確保水中沒有障礙物。
但是當我們說“跳前先看一看”時，我們真正的意思是“在你行動前要先思考”。

爬上平台有風險嗎？
我要從穩定平台上跳下來嗎？
我的計劃著陸區在哪裡？
著陸區中是否有人或物體？
水的深度適合從這個高度跳嗎？
跳躍時我會在空中做什麼？
我計劃著陸的方向是什麼？
我可以在這些條件下游泳嗎？
跳水後如何離開水面？
我是否需要任何其他設備，例如手套或救生衣或頭盔？
尋問跳水區附近有人嗎？他們知道我在跳水嗎？

這些都不是複雜的問題，也不需要任何技術培訓。這只是基本常識。大多數人無需考慮即可自動執行此操作。

以上並不是特別危險。人們在人身安全方面通常是安全和負責的，有幾個重要例外。真正的安全提示在這裡：

1）跳懸崖時切勿飲酒。
您會驚訝於自然界發生了多少次與酒精有關的事故。

2）切勿向任何人施壓，讓他們嘗試自己不舒服的特技。
如果某人感到害怕，那是因為他們缺乏必要的技能或經驗。這會增加了風險。要教導/不要強迫或欺負霸凌

3）永遠知道你的極限在哪。
採取嬰兒的步驟。在不諮詢經驗豐富的人的情況下，請勿嘗試超出您的經驗水平的事情。忽略任何給您施加壓力或激你的人。他們不會是好朋友。

4）不要試圖做任何愚蠢的事情來打動一個女孩。
這不值得。在接受調查的10位女性中，有9位偏好沒有頭部受傷的男性。

現在去實驗在河邊玩得開心。嘗試去懸崖跳水。盡可能地爬高。在這過程，如果您在任何時候階段感到不舒服時，可以慢慢後退並從較低的地方跳下來，或者根本就不要跳。
和您信任的朋友一起去，並互相觀察注意對方。
首先檢查天氣。提前準備所需的裝備。您可能需要一個漂浮裝備(救生衣或浮標等）。如果您發現之後沒有足夠的裝備，則不需要嘗試去做未做好準備的事。選擇準備好的一天再去玩。

按照這些基本步驟進行操作，您很快就會意識到歇斯底里並不是實現水安全的正確方法。但知識教育和準備好卻是安全的方式。

*跳躍高度是根據h = 1 / 2gt ^ 2，t = 1.154s + -0.004s（240fps）從跳躍頂點確定的

What really happens VS what people see.

Yesterday I posted this which seemed to rile people up. Many people think posting like this is inciting dangerous behavior. "Bad Demonstration. Ignorant people will follow this and die". Why is it always other people who are behaving irresponsibly. No ever ever comments "I might try to repeat this and die" Why is there so much distrust of other people? What makes your judgement so much better than everyone else's?

People aren't at risk from watching a video and then trying to repeat it. If you believed people like that existed then the "fast and the furious "movies would make you too scared to leave the house for fear of reckless drivers.

The video was filmed at a high frame rate (slow motion). Long airtime gives it the appearance of being a very high jump, but it's only 6.5 meters. While not particularly high, this is still high enough to be painful if you landed on your back or stomach. I know, because I'm not good at doing backflips, but I still try anyway. Landing on your stomach isn’t fatal, but it’s not fun either. That's why I recommend jumping feet first, hands in, as seen in the video. It's actually quite a good demonstration.

I always tell people to check water depth and ensure there are no obstructions before jumping. But when we say "look before you jump" what we really mean is "Think before you act".

Is it risky to climb up to the platform?
Is the platform I am jumping from stable?
Where is my planned landing zone?
Are there any people or objects in the landing zone?
Is the depth of the water suitable for jumping from this height?
What will I do in the air while jumping?
What is my planned body orientation for landing?
Can I swim in these conditions?
How will I exit the water after jumping?
Do I need any additional equipment such as gloves or a life jacket?
Are there people nearby? Do they know I am jumping?

None of these are complicated questions and none require any technical training. This is just basic common sense. Most people do this automatically, without even having to think about it.

The above isn't especially dangerous. People are generally safe and responsible when it comes to their personal safety with a few important exceptions. The real safety tips are down here:

1) Never consume alcohol while cliff jumping. You'd be surprised how many accidents in nature involve alcohol.

2) Never pressure anyone into attempting a stunt they are not comfortable with. If someone is scared, it's because they lack the requisite skill or experience. This increases risk. Teach. Don't tease .

3) Know your limits. Take baby steps. Don't attempt something far above your experience level without consulting someone with more experience. Ignore anyone who is pressuring you. They're not being good friends.

4) Don't do anything stupid to impress a girl. It's not worth it. 9 out of 10 women surveyed preferred men without head injuries.

Now go out to the river and have some fun. Go cliff jumping. Climb as high as you feel comfortable. And if at any time if you feel uncomfortable, just back down and jump from somewhere lower, or not at all. Go with friends that you trust, and watch out for each other. Check the weather first. Prepare equipment you need in advance. You may need a flotation device. If you realize you don’t have enough equipment later, you don’t need to attempt anything you are not prepared for. Just come back and play another day.

Follow these basic steps and you will soon realize that hysteria isn’t the proper approach to water safety. Knowledge and preparation is.

*jump height determined using h= 1/2gt^2, t=1.154s+-0.004s (240fps), from apex of jump

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今天禮拜五
Today is Friday
這個禮拜我還沒有辦法拍片
I can make video this week
我需要一杯咖啡跟寫腳本
I need a cup of coffee and write a script
這個禮拜我發現一件事
I discovered one thing this week
台灣的疫 情相對的非常好
The situation in Taiwan is relatively good
尤其是如果我們要跟
Especially if we want to talk to
西班牙、美國、義大利、中國比較
Comparison of Spain, United States, Italy, and China
對，我們要戴口 罩，要洗手
We need wear a mask and wash our hands
還有少出門
And stay more at home
但是商店都開
But shops are open
我們可以出門
We can go out
我們可以去看醫生
We can go to the doctor
還可以買一大推的衛生紙
You can also buy a a lot of toilet paper
因為台灣很安全
Because Taiwan is safe
但是這件事讓我們與
But this matter make us
有一種距離感
A sense of distance
我們與惡的距離
Our distance from evil
我有一件事要告訴你們
I have something to tell you
但是有一點不知道要怎麼跟你們講
But I don’t know how to tell you
我有一個朋友他是
I have a friend he is
的患 者 
Patient
他昨天跟我說他惡化
He told me yesterday he was worse
我真的以為他會過世
I really thought he would die
我一整天在邊哭邊工作
I work while crying all day
對這個不是開玩笑
Not kidding about this
而且我家人昨天跟我說
And my family told me yesterday
我妹妹在西班牙她發 燒
My sister has a fever in Spain
不知道你有沒有聽過但是
I don't know if you've heard it but
在西班牙買不到 口 罩
Masks are not available in Spain
不是西班牙不願意買
Is not Spain don’t want to buy
是真的買不到
Really can't buy
你做XXX的測驗是幾乎不可能的
It's almost impossible for you to take the test
當然不能出門
Of course, can't go out
也不可以去看醫生
Or go to the doctor
醫療系統 癱 瘓
medical system is collapsed
你可以想像這種狀況嗎？
Can you imagine this situation?
今天我朋友跟我妹妹好一點
My friend and my sister are feeling better
但是我還是非常擔心
But I'm still very worried
那這件事跟你有什麼關係
What does this matter have to do with you
台灣安全但是
Taiwan safe but
如果惡化呢？
What if it get worse?
有想過嗎？
Have you thought about it?
阿呆答案不是買泡麵買衛生紙
The answer is not to buy instant noodles or toilet paper
可能你覺得沒有問題
Maybe you think there is no problem
但是你有沒有看到台灣患者的數資
But have you seen the data in Taiwan?
有沒有發現一個趨勢?
Have you seen the trend?
不要恐慌
Don't panic
但是可以準備
But be ready
我們問問看IKU老師
Let's ask teacher IKU
大家早安
Good morning everybody
等一下要跟IKU老師見面
I'll see Teacher IKU later
我遲到
I'm late
我跟你說師大很安全
NTNU is safe
我沒事
I'm fine
我很糟糕
I am horrible
IKU老師 す み ま せ ん
IKU teacher, Sorry
沒問題的
no problem
拍影片之前還是要吃早餐
breakfast before the video
吃什麼早餐呢
What's for breakfast
是什麼呢
what is it then
豬排，豬排三明治
Pork chop sandwich
美食節目，百萬YouTuber
Food Show, Million YouTuber
還有美式咖啡
And Americano
いただきます
Go ahead
我們過了幾個禮拜
We have a few weeks
會危險嗎?
Is it dangerous?
說不定喔
Maybe
那時候怎麼辦？
What to do then?
首先我們要問IKU老師
First we should ask Teacher IKU
哈囉大家好我是IKU老師
Hello everyone, I'm IKU teacher
どーもー！やっほー
Hello! How are you?
對啊
yes
要怎麼辦？
What can we do?
好好的想想在家裡做的娛樂
Think about the entertainment at home
不要出門真的不可以出門
Don't go out really, can't go out
有可能桌遊也好
Maybe a board game
跟家人玩也是OK的
It’s ok to have fun with your family
或是網路上的遊戲喔
Or online games
或是看YouTube
Or watch YouTube
有訂閱嗎？
Is there a subscription?
我不會強迫他們訂閱
I will not force them to subscribe
訂閱一下嗎？
Would you like to subscribe?
還有其他的建議嗎？
Any other suggestions?
沒
No
一。你要留在家裡
One. You better to stay at home
可以保護自己也可以保護他人
You can protect yourself and others
你要變成阿宅
You want to be a nerd
同時可以把握機會看更多YouTube的影片
you can take the chance to watch more YouTube
好不好？
Ok?
二。如果你出門不要用交通工具
Two. Don't use transportation if you go out
獨輪車是不是很安全？
Unicycle is safer
獨輪車很安全
The unicycle is safer
三。你可以買反 毒衣服
Three. You can buy anti-toxic clothes
跟防 毒面具
With gas mask
安全第一
Safety first
四。要學習煮飯
Four. Learn to cook
吃的健康會讓你的免疫系統變強
Eating healthy makes your immune system stronger
要去買菜
Going to buy food
五。有養成每天運動的習慣
Five. Make the habit of exercising every day
你的免疫系統會更強
Your immune system will be stronger
而且你不會那麼肥肥
And you will not be so fat
OK啦
OK
我知道你沒辦法
I know you can't
因為你是一個懶惰鬼
Because you are a lazy guy
所以我們要做一件事
So, we will do one thing
這是我的IG
This is my IG
趕快大家在那邊follow我
Hurry up everyone follow me over there
為什麼？
why?
因為我每天早上
Because every morning
會開給直播
I will make a stream
免費幫你教練
Free coaching for you
每天會做非常簡單非常短
It’s very simple and short every day
10分鐘的鍛煉
10 minutes of exercise
一起在家裡運動
Exercise at home together
不管你怕… 或是你太肥肥
No matter if you are afraid of… or you are too fat
follow我
follow me
要記得台灣很安全
Remember Taiwan is safe
但是要繼續加油
But keep going
我是黑素斯
I am Jesus
拜
Bye
下個禮拜
Next week
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上個月我拍一集說 Last month I film this video 我錯了！ I was wrong! 恐慌不好,沒有錯 Panic is not good, true 但是 but 防疫不夠更糟糕！ Not enough prevention is worst! 糟糕到引發 Worst till the point to lead us to 西班牙末日！ The end of Spain! 世界末日 The end of the world 你準備好嗎 Are you ready? 還好，我已經有口罩 Okay, I already have masks 感謝我的朋友 Thanks to my friends 因為你們本來把口罩搶走 Because you took all masks away 搶光光 All of them  COW杯 cow-bei 看來 It seems 疫情很嚴重 The epidemic is serious 靠腰，陰屍路到了 It's "the walking dead " 在這部影片 In this video  我沒有辦法說這句話 I can not say this 因為YouTube 不會讓我賺錢喔 Because YouTube won't make me money 謝謝YouTube  Thanks to YouTube  COW杯 Cowbei 這次我要拍 This video  像一些人的 Like some guy's 比較短的影片 It's short 重點是 The point is 西班牙 Spain 我以前的國家 My previous country 輸給臺灣 Lose to taiwan 西班牙輸了 Spain lost 臺灣 Taiwan 幹得好 Well done  對，沒錯 Yes yes 親愛的朋友 My dear friends  西班牙很糟糕 Spain is bad 臺灣做得非常好 Taiwan is doing very well 我口乾有一點渴 My mouth is a little thirsty 爽 Cool 這個故事告訴我們什麼？ What did this story say? 在這樣 In  世界末日 The end of the world  的情況下 In this situation 恐慌 Panic 有幫助 Works 不要誤會啦 Don't get me wrong 我覺得恐慌是不好的 I think panic is bad 但是在這種情況下 But in this situation  如果你要選 If you need to choose 過度 Over  或是不足 Or insufficient 過度比較好 Over is better 什麼意思？ What dose that mean? 臺灣從一開始 Taiwan from the beginning 好熱 So hot 臺灣人就恐慌了 Taiwanese panic 搶口罩 Grab mask 引發我買不到 So me can't buy any 咳咳 (Coughing) 不是不是 No, no 是我暗示你們很cow杯 I hint you guys are very cow-bei 從一開始 At the first time  臺灣人一直在噴酒精 Taiwanese have been spraying alcohol 但是西班牙人 But the spanish 已經有很多人得病 Already many people got sick 還會去參加很多人的活動 And go to lot of people's events 引發連政治人物 Even politicians 都生病了 Are sick  都得了 They got it 不過西班牙人跟臺灣人 But the Spaniards and Taiwanese 有兩件事做得一模一樣 Two things are done exactly the same 一，政治人物用這個 First, politicians use this 來攻擊彼此 To attack each other 來互罵 Come scolding each other 都是蔡英文的假新聞 It's all fake news from Cai Yingwen 這個是國民黨扯後腿 This is the KMT pulling hind legs 對，西班牙更嚴重 Yes, Spain is worse  真的很cow杯 It's really bad 第二件事 Second 是在這個情況之下 Is in this situation 大家 People  愛 Love 搶衛生紙 Grabbing toilet paper 在臺灣 in Taiwan 民眾狂搶衛生紙 People fight for toilet paper 因為謠言指出 Because rumors point out 衛生紙與醫療口罩原料相同 Toilet paper is the same as medical mask 可能會影響衛生紙產量與價格 May affect tissue production and prices 歐伊系 Yummy 這個算是美食節目嗎？ Is this a food show? 趕快按讚啦 Hurry up and like 百萬YouTuber YouTuber with more than one Million subs 為什麼 why 大家 everyone 愛搶衛生紙？ Love fight for toilet paper? 有人可以幫我解釋嗎？ Can someone explain it for me? 沒有你、沒有你、沒有你 Without you, without you, without you 不能沒有你 Can't live without you 寶貝、寶貝！ Baby Baby! 這樣 is because 比較安全嗎？ Is it safer? 要不要這樣出門？ Should I to go out like this? 也不錯 Not bad 我要告訴你們一個秘密 I want to tell you a secret 今年的新希望 My new goal for this year was 是申請臺灣國籍 Apply for Taiwan nacionality 本來想要回去西班牙辦這件事 I wanted to go back to Spain to do this 現在我不知道什麼時候可以回去 Now i don't know when i can go back 但是有一件事 But one thing 很清楚 is very clear 無論如何 no matter how 我一定 I must 要變成臺灣人 To become Taiwanese 小英，妳聽到嗎？ Little Tsai, do you hear me? 拜託妳 Please 沒問題 no problem 哦給 OK 謝啦 Thanks 因為臺灣表現得很好 Because Taiwan is doing very well 我已經在做這件T恤 I am already making this t-shirt 你們可以告訴大家 You can tell everyone 臺灣安全 Taiwan is safe 你們不是從武漢來的 You are not from Wuhan 為臺灣驕傲 Proud of taiwan 這個就是 This is 靠，我愛台灣 的意思 The meaning of Damn I Love Taiwan 現在懂嗎？ Do you understand now? 不過，要繼續加油 But needs keep fighting 西班牙更加油 Spain need it even more 親愛的家人 Dear family 親愛的朋友 Dear friends 拜託 Please 保持安全 stay safe 不要出門 Don't go out 常常洗手 Wash hands often 吃健康 Eat healthy 多休息 Rest more 常常運動 Exercise often 這個是COW杯 This is Cowbei 我是黑素斯 I´m Jesus 掰 Bye 欸？靠T恤我忘記匯款 Eh? I forgot to do transfer for T-shirt 等我一下 wait for me 掰 bye 我一定 I must 要變成臺灣人 To become Taiwanese 黑素斯沒問題 Jesus, no problem

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