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1. 呢期好多人講而家市況係咪好似2000年科網泡沫咁。咁呢個當然係100億嘅問題,歷史又好少簡單重覆,況且2017年我在星展時已經有人咁講,而泡沫總係爆咗後你先知,一切都好似「早有先兆」—事後睇。
2. 況且,投資嘅嘢,思想不能咁二分。不能只諗「係」定「唔係」,永遠係值博率,贏面,注碼配罝。所以今篇唔係討論「而家係咪泡沫」
3. 不過想講嘅係,可能有啲讀者都年青,都未知當年咩景象,始終都20年前。我都只係學生。
4. 咁除咗我地成日講嘅地產佬都個個高科技(我巧記得1998年我已經用網上拍賣仲拎去世貿中心交收—梗係銅鑼灣,唔係美國),個個都卡其褲 skin head矽谷才俊look。仲有就係一大堆乜乜。com
5. 香港就有Tom。com (又名「劏得甘」,誠哥啲嘢),有 HongKong。com,仲有一大堆咩天網呀 Y28 呀 之類嘅東西 (而我當年居然去「博學堂」買過書!講緊1999年嘅事,你老味在中環中心放書,真係唔蝕到仆街有鬼)(**)
6. 美國,就梗係威水。啲名騎呢過騎呢。有Pets。com 有 Flooz。com 有
7. Crayfish。com 有Fatbrain。com .最經典嘅係ezboar。com,詳情……自己睇(https://ggle.io/3lA8)
8. 當年亦同而家一樣,最初話,睇盈利?out啦。睇收入嘛。後來啲公司?根本收入都冇,得個website。乜乜。com.睇eyeball,hit rate,啲才俊返工就係不停reload自己公司個網頁(當時bot仲未咁普及,全球化又未咁勁,冇得外判畀個南亞仔幫你F5)
9. 好啦,講咗咁多。舊年最當炒,亦被視為泡沫之一嘅,當然係堆 SPAC。美國殼股。詳情?我舊文寫過,你自己去睇(https://bityl.co/59ye)。記住一訂Patreon就全部睇晒,好開心的說(https://bityl.co/4Y0h)
10. 今日呢隻新股(https://bityl.co/59yg),都係一隻SPAC。咁,佢嘅上市編號就係……LMFAO.是真的,內文都係咁寫。當然用四個位,就梗係LMAO。
11. 即係,冇事咪冇事咯。有事,呢啲就會成為廿年後啲分析員,講我地而家呢個年代嘅代表作。「咁都好意思入表」「又有人抽」。真係LMFAO
12. 呢隻LMFAO買乜?未研究,怕且唔係LMFAO或者莊冬昕嘅創作rights.話時話近年好輕。最早當然好多人都聽過嘅大衞寶兒 Bowie Bond,可以講係 asset securitization 嘅先行者。近期就有七人一個嘅Bob Dylan,同埋Neil Young 。
13. 呢,collateral damage係乜?就係Prince(死咗了)嘅遺產都畀人再翻幅,政府話當時估值唔啱,要再抽多啲。點解?就係有咗其他歌星,咪大約估到值。「你聽香港政府講咗三十年咩活化債券市場都係咁咋」,有咗幾隻,咪可以推埋其他出嚟。
14. 拿,科網講到SPAC講到Bob Dylan 怪叔叔 博學堂 姚樂怡(之後有),抵支持啦。基本上我每樣嘢都唔識,但又每樣都識少少。狐狸型,唔係刺猬型。
(*)有典故架。莊冬昕「怪叔叔跳古怪舞」(https://ytube.io/3DdM),當時畀人勁恥笑。但後來就有人平反,話你睇人地LMFAO,或者啲韓仔,都係咁之嘛。所以證明呢,在這社會最怕走得太前,做先知係好痛苦嘅。又,啲女幾得。不過我都係鍾意「食軟雪糕」多啲(https://ytube.io/3DdO)。「啱啱畢業日日夜夜淨係做做做,相當激烈求求其其隨時無得撈」。歌詞不知幾有深度
(**)講起呢啲科網時代回憶仲有好多,我年紀嘅人人有個故事。想快嘅你去睇《跑馬地的月光》(梗係睇姚樂怡!)或者《新戀愛世紀》黎明扮Bill 姬。想真實嘅,睇我本人。當年我居然收過錢幫人做過webpage,恐唔恐怖?唔止,當年我畢業,有間銀行請我去搞e banking,幸好我有啲自知之明,最後都turn down offer.活地亞倫話齋,我真係唔會幫襯一間請我去做e banking嘅銀行。係邊間?係道亨。道亨後來變咗乜?星展。咁星展最出名嘅事係乜?就係掉咗人地個保險箱落堆填區。而後來我就去埋星展,真係善惡到頭終有報。不過我都好似冇刪走當年啲FB Post—唏,陳琳(文學家嚟呀)話齋,打份工啫,各為其主。箭在弦上,不得不發,搵食啫。我又冇鬧人祖宗十八代。
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#日本網吧收費 #窮遊北海道 #北海道札幌2020
Hello大家好, 我叫阿Tsar, Hello, everyone.
今日同大家介紹是日本窮遊的其中一個方法 Today I will talk about 1 way of budget travel
就是網吧啦, 300 yen入會費, 即是21.5港元 Internet cafe, 300 yen membership fee, which is 21.5 HKD
過夜一晚, 我選擇住了九個小時, 2145 Yen連税, 即是174HKD Overnight, I chose to stay for nine hours, 2145 Yen with tax, which is 174HKD
加起來200HKD有找, 住在札幌狸小路市中心一晚 Stay one night in downtown Sapporo Tanukikoji for less than 200HKD
其實我機場附近是有酒店住的,不過我在狸小路如果行到得太夜返酒店 In fact, I stayed in hotel near the airport, but I traveled quite late at Tanukikoji
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在狸小路一帶, 其實最少有五、六間網吧可以給大家選擇 In Tanukikoji, there are actually at least five or six Internet cafes for you to choose from.
我上了三間, 最後選擇了一間在狸小路4丁目入面 I went to 3 internet cafes, and finally chose one at the 4th street of Tanukikoji.
24小時開放的驚安之殿堂隔離, 半夜肚餓還可以留下有幾間便利店 Next to 24-hour open Donki n a few convenience stores downstairs of this internet cafe
網絡咖啡室,簡稱網咖,在90年代興起,在日本已經非常普遍, Internet cafes have emerged in the 1990s and have become very common in Japan.
香港人身嬌肉貴, 好少會到網吧過夜, 不過我覺得這些都是日本生活體驗之一 HK pals are rarely overnight in Internet cafes, but I think these are one of the Japanese life experiences
狸小路酒店收費最平三百多HKD都有 There are hotels charge 300plus in HKD at Tanukikoji
不過網吧收費還要平一半 However, Internet cafe charges are still half price cheaper
而且它有最少三個小時的收費,假如你女人去附近shopping And it has a charge of at least 3 hours, if your woman goes shopping nearby
男士們就可以上來這間網吧休息一下,一邊等 Men can come to this internet cafe and rest while waiting
所以不一定要來這裏過夜的, 但是網吧24小時營業, So not a must to stay overnight, but Internet cafes are open 24 hours,
任何時間想去都可以, 不用做booking, 話上就上 No need to book in advance, u can come here at anytime
我拍片回來給大家看看, 等大家窮遊的時候又多一個選擇 I just want to show u more option for budget travel
這種網吧的形式, 幾乎全日本都是這樣做法 This format of Internet cafe is widely used in almost all in Japan.
我廿幾歲的時候, 曾經上過台灣網吧過夜 I overnight an internet cafe in Taiwan when I was 20 something
亦去過其他國家的網吧, 但是沒有過夜 Also visited Internet cafes in other countries, but did not stay overnight
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食落真是非常之好味喎, 入面除了有一塊豚肉之外 Very yummy with the pork inside
還有相當多的醬料, 味道一流 Taste is superb with different sauces inside
這裏上網嘅速度, 亦都好快, 睡不著可以睇片打機都得 The internet speed here is also very fast. If you can't sleep, many things to entertain.
到你check out之後, 亦可以行一行驚安之殿堂 After you check out, you can also go to the Donki next door
我就在驚安買了一對鞋墊, 非常之舒服透氣 I bought these insoles in Donki very comfortable and breathable.
因為我還有好多地方要去, 大家睇完我條片之後 As I had many places to go that day
以後去北海道, 就可以更加精明消費 Going to Hokkaido in the future can make smarter consumption after watching my video
網吧的運作收費模式, 全日本通用 Internet cafe operating formats are similar throughout Japan
昨天我跟一班junior傾計, 有個junior話 Yesterday I talked with my juniors, one said:
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話一是给錢、一是给口罩找數, 一篤一個口罩 Customers can either pay in cash or in surgical(anti virus) mask
我當然不知是什麼意思啦, 不過我平日都有睇新聞 I don't clearly know how they charge. But I've heard from news somehow
我就問番佢, 咁顏射幾多個口罩呀?成班junior笑到死下死下 Then I asked him back for how many masks do they charge bukkake? The juniors LMAO.
非常時期要注意個人衛生, 召妓這麼埋身肉搏的活動 Attention should be paid to personal hygiene during recent times.
大家都時要注意健康啦, 我在這裏講這些,都是開下玩笑輕鬆下啫 Everyone must pay attention to your well-being, I am just joking for saying BS here for relax.
睇咗當去咗, 又可以和朋友同事親戚多個話題 DO u enjoy my video tour? Share with people u know for more topics.
記得按通知制, 睇完影片留個表情符號以示支持 Remember to press the notification bell, leave an emoji to show support before u leave
功德無量, 我們下一條片再見,88 Thx a million n with that said until next time.88!
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