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The comments section for our last video makes me sadder than normal. The number of Korean people who didn't watch the video thru, yet have viscerally reacted to the title, is disappointing.
史上最痴L線的英文請假信
《蕭叔叔英式英文學會射波英文大賽》結果公佈！
幾經辛苦，蕭叔叔終於讀完所有entries，而最後得獎者是網友 Haha Ngky.
網友Sir Humphrey Appleby式水蛇春咁長的電郵，可算是英文請假史上最痴L線的請假信吧。得獎原因，係篤中Uncle Siu笑穴（蕭叔自認係個笑點高的人），並不代表它比其他參賽作品好。正如蕭叔叔所說，評審準則只看蕭叔個人喜惡，絕無客觀可言。
得獎作品如下：
It has so viscerally pained my heart, however strong a will I hold in my heart just to grapple with the mere thought of breaking that which I am about to impart to you while staying sane and reasonably calm to continue this message, that today I am afraid that your company will be short of one valuable member because I, to my tremendous despondency and disgruntlement of no one but myself, and within me an overwhelming shame alongside that unimaginably vivid guilt which I made every effort to devise a way to fight shy of only to find my painstaking endeavour in vain, have fallen victim to, among many a city-dwellers who have applied themselves so completely in their work like me, the maliciously capricious weather that has afflicted our city recently, resulting in a condition of mine that prevents me from being capable of contributing my productivity to my beloved company in this day of ailment of many. I wish nothing but keeping our company sanitary and germ-free so that my colleagues could be spared from the pain and suffering that the flu has relentlessly inflicted upon a wrecked soul like mine. I have no choice but to inform you that I shall be fine although I have to suffer another blow of pain as I not only am combating the disease but also am subjected to the need to swallow so great a sorrow of being deprived of the gaiety of working in the company with my colleagues and you. I hope to be graced with your generous understanding in this very rare circumstance.
警告各位同學：如此style純係玩嘢，千萬別認真亂學，切記切記。
最後感謝各位參賽者。
蕭叔叔會PM聯絡網友領獎。獎品豐富囉，係今天蕭叔叔專登去買的：
1. Peninsula full-body massage - Aromatherapy Massage 120 minutes Deep Muscle Relief 禮券
2. Peninsula afternoon tea gift card - Classic afternoon tea set at The Lobby
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