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腳本：
上個月我拍一集說
Last month I film this video
我錯了！
I was wrong!
恐慌不好,沒有錯
Panic is not good, true
但是
but
防疫不夠更糟糕！
Not enough prevention is worst!
糟糕到引發
Worst till the point to lead us to
西班牙末日！
The end of Spain!
世界末日
The end of the world
你準備好嗎
Are you ready?
還好，我已經有口罩
Okay, I already have masks
感謝我的朋友
Thanks to my friends
因為你們本來把口罩搶走
Because you took all masks away
搶光光
All of them
COW杯
cow-bei
看來
It seems
疫情很嚴重
The epidemic is serious
靠腰，陰屍路到了
It's "the walking dead "
在這部影片
In this video
我沒有辦法說這句話
I can not say this
因為YouTube 不會讓我賺錢喔
Because YouTube won't make me money
謝謝YouTube
Thanks to YouTube
COW杯
Cowbei
這次我要拍
This video
像一些人的
Like some guy's
比較短的影片
It's short
重點是
The point is
西班牙
Spain
我以前的國家
My previous country
輸給臺灣
Lose to taiwan
西班牙輸了
Spain lost
臺灣
Taiwan
幹得好
Well done
對，沒錯
Yes yes
親愛的朋友
My dear friends
西班牙很糟糕
Spain is bad
臺灣做得非常好
Taiwan is doing very well
我口乾有一點渴
My mouth is a little thirsty
爽
Cool
這個故事告訴我們什麼？
What did this story say?
在這樣
In
世界末日
The end of the world
的情況下
In this situation
恐慌
Panic
有幫助
Works
不要誤會啦
Don't get me wrong
我覺得恐慌是不好的
I think panic is bad
但是在這種情況下
But in this situation
如果你要選
If you need to choose
過度
Over
或是不足
Or insufficient
過度比較好
Over is better
什麼意思？
What dose that mean?
臺灣從一開始
Taiwan from the beginning
好熱
So hot
臺灣人就恐慌了
Taiwanese panic
搶口罩
Grab mask
引發我買不到
So me can't buy any
咳咳
(Coughing)
不是不是
No, no
是我暗示你們很cow杯
I hint you guys are very cow-bei
從一開始
At the first time
臺灣人一直在噴酒精
Taiwanese have been spraying alcohol
但是西班牙人
But the spanish
已經有很多人得病
Already many people got sick
還會去參加很多人的活動
And go to lot of people's events
引發連政治人物
Even politicians
都生病了
Are sick
都得了
They got it
不過西班牙人跟臺灣人
But the Spaniards and Taiwanese
有兩件事做得一模一樣
Two things are done exactly the same
一，政治人物用這個
First, politicians use this
來攻擊彼此
To attack each other
來互罵
Come scolding each other
都是蔡英文的假新聞
It's all fake news from Cai Yingwen
這個是國民黨扯後腿
This is the KMT pulling hind legs
對，西班牙更嚴重
Yes, Spain is worse
真的很cow杯
It's really bad
第二件事
Second
是在這個情況之下
Is in this situation
大家
People
愛
Love
搶衛生紙
Grabbing toilet paper
在臺灣
in Taiwan
民眾狂搶衛生紙
People fight for toilet paper
因為謠言指出
Because rumors point out
衛生紙與醫療口罩原料相同
Toilet paper is the same as medical mask
可能會影響衛生紙產量與價格
May affect tissue production and prices
歐伊系
Yummy
這個算是美食節目嗎？
Is this a food show?
趕快按讚啦
Hurry up and like
百萬YouTuber
YouTuber with more than one Million subs
為什麼
why
大家
everyone
愛搶衛生紙？
Love fight for toilet paper?
有人可以幫我解釋嗎？
Can someone explain it for me?
沒有你、沒有你、沒有你
Without you, without you, without you
不能沒有你
Can't live without you
寶貝、寶貝！
Baby Baby!
這樣
is because
比較安全嗎？
Is it safer?
要不要這樣出門？
Should I to go out like this?
也不錯
Not bad
我要告訴你們一個秘密
I want to tell you a secret
今年的新希望
My new goal for this year was
是申請臺灣國籍
Apply for Taiwan nacionality
本來想要回去西班牙辦這件事
I wanted to go back to Spain to do this
現在我不知道什麼時候可以回去
Now i don't know when i can go back
但是有一件事
But one thing
很清楚
is very clear
無論如何
no matter how
我一定
I must
要變成臺灣人
To become Taiwanese
小英，妳聽到嗎？
Little Tsai, do you hear me?
拜託妳
Please
沒問題
no problem
哦給
OK
謝啦
Thanks
因為臺灣表現得很好
Because Taiwan is doing very well
我已經在做這件T恤
I am already making this t-shirt
你們可以告訴大家
You can tell everyone
臺灣安全
Taiwan is safe
你們不是從武漢來的
You are not from Wuhan
為臺灣驕傲
Proud of taiwan
這個就是
This is
靠，我愛台灣 的意思
The meaning of Damn I Love Taiwan
現在懂嗎？
Do you understand now?
不過，要繼續加油
But needs keep fighting
西班牙更加油
Spain need it even more
親愛的家人
Dear family
親愛的朋友
Dear friends
拜託
Please
保持安全
stay safe
不要出門
Don't go out
常常洗手
Wash hands often
吃健康
Eat healthy
多休息
Rest more
常常運動
Exercise often
這個是COW杯
This is Cowbei
我是黑素斯
I´m Jesus
掰
Bye
欸？靠T恤我忘記匯款
Eh? I forgot to do transfer for T-shirt
等我一下
wait for me
掰
bye
我一定
I must
要變成臺灣人
To become Taiwanese
黑素斯沒問題
Jesus, no problem
