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🤖 Some snippets of the exhilaration when trying out the Transformer reminiscent RoboCoaster at SKYVR, Resorts World Genting where we delve deep into robotic realms and got transported into undiscovered worlds with an all-action 360° experience.
🙌 And...... it was so much fun!! 🥰🥰
💪 Remember to try it out the next time you are uphill!
Hôm nay con gái chạy lại khoe bố một câu chuyện con mới viết là một bài tập về từ tượng thanh (onomatopoeia) để nộp cô giáo. Bố,mẹ đọc xong xin phép con gái đăng lên cho mọi người cùng xem.
Cả nhà xem xong cho em biết người kêu Elyza là ai hé?
Vui lòng quá ngủ cũng ngon hơn kkk.
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LOST
Written by Elyza Nguyen, 9yo
The sun shines on my face. “It’s so bright!”, I groaned. I twisted and turned. I finally open my eyes, but where am I? How did I get here? I had to many questions. I sat up. I walked slowly. Crackle! Crackle! Crackle! The dried leaves crumbled as I was walking across them. “ROAR!” “EEK! What was that?”, I shrieked. My heart was pounding, and my chest was popping up and down. I was breathing so loud you could hear it. I went through the bushes behind me and ran until I saw a lake. I slowed down and sat near the lake. I was so overwhelmed. I didn’t know what to do. First of all, I was stuck in a jungle. Second of all, there are going to be random animals chasing me. I pretty much had no luck, right? I was so confused.
At the corner of my eye, I saw something hanging from the tree. I turned my head around and I saw a monkey swinging from vine to vine. Another was staring at me weirdly. And one was eating a fresh banana. A light bulb popped onto my head. If monkeys can eat bananas, so can I! So I went near the tree where the monkeys were, then I found a banana. I peeled off the skin and ate the banana. I was still kind of hungry, so I ate two more and took a few for later.
Some time past and I was starting to get kind of bored. But my brain was telling me that I heard someone I recognized. They were calling out my name. “Elyza, Elyza!” There was a stampede of buffaloes coming toward my way, and I had to think fast. Boom, boom, boom! Suddenly, they were right in front of me. But before they ran me over, I closed my eyes...then my body shut down. Was this what I was thinking? No. A bubble popped off my head. Swish... swish...pop! Don’t worry about me. It was just a dream.
THE END
Have a good laugh! N most importantly remind your child the importance of biology class 😜
Here’s what happened:
Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was “something wrong” with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room.
“He’s just lying there looking sick,” he told me. “I’m serious, Dad . Can you help?”
I put my best lizard-healer expression on my face and followed him into his bedroom. One of the little lizards was indeed lying on his back, looking stressed. I immediately knew what to do.
“Honey,” I called, “come look at the lizard!”
“Oh, my gosh!” my wife exclaimed. “She’s having babies.”
“What?” my son demanded. “But their names are Bert and Ernie, Mom!”
I was equally outraged.
“Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we didn’t want them to reproduce,” I said accusingly to my wife.
“Well, what do you want me to do, post a sign in their cage?”she inquired (I think she actually said this sarcastically!).
“No, but you were supposed to get two boys!” I reminded her (in my most loving, calm, sweet voice, while gritting my teeth).
“Yeah, Bert and Ernie!” my son agreed.
“Well, it’s just a little hard to tell on some guys, you know!” she informed me (Again with the sarcasm!).
By now the rest of the family had gathered to see what was going on. I shrugged, deciding to make the best of it.
"Kids, this is going to be a wondrous experience,” I announced. “We’re about to witness the miracle of birth.”
“Oh, gross!” they shrieked.
“Well, isn’t THAT just great? What are we going to do with a litter of tiny little lizard babies?” my wife wanted to know.
We peered at the patient. After much struggling, what looked like a tiny foot would appear briefly, vanishing a scant second later.
“We don’t appear to be making much progress,” I noted.
“It’s breech,” my wife whispered, horrified.
“Do something, Dad!” my son urged.
“Okay, okay.” Squeamishly, I reached in and grabbed the foot when it next appeared, giving it a gentle tug. It disappeared. I tried several more times with the same results.
“Should I call 911?” my eldest daughter wanted to know. "Maybe they could talk us through the trauma.” (You see a pattern here with the females in my house?)
“Let’s get Ernie to the vet,” I said grimly.
We drove to the vet with my son holding the cage in his lap.
“Breathe, Ernie, breathe,” he urged.
“I don’t think lizards do Lamaze,” his mother noted to him. (Women can be so cruel to their own young. I mean what she does to me is one thing, but this boy is of her womb, for G~d’s sake.).
The vet took Ernie back to the examining room and peered at the little animal through a magnifying glass.
“What do you think, Doc, a C-section?” I suggested scientifically.
“Oh, very interesting,” he murmured. “Mr. and Mrs.. Cameron, may I speak to you privately for a moment?”
I gulped, nodding for my son to step outside.
“Is Ernie going to be okay?” my wife asked.
“Oh, perfectly,” the vet assured us. ‘This lizard is not in labor. In fact, that isn’t EVER going to happen. Ernie is a boy. You see, Ernie is a young male. And, occasionally, as they come into maturity, like most male species, they um...um . . . masturbate. Just the way he did, lying on his back.” He blushed, glancing at my wife.
We were silent, absorbing this.
“So, Ernie’s just...just...excited?", my wife offered.
“Exactly,” the vet replied, relieved that we understood.
More silence. Then my vicious, cruel wife started to giggle. And giggle. And then even laugh loudly.
“What’s so funny?” I demanded, knowing, but not believing that the woman I married would commit the upcoming affront to my flawless manliness.
Tears were now running down her face. "It's just...that...I’m picturing you pulling on its...its...teeny little...”
She gasped for more air to bellow in laughter once more.
“That’s enough,” I warned. We thanked the vet and hurriedly bundled the lizard and our son back into the car.. He was glad everything was going to be okay.
“I know Ernie’s really thankful for what you did, Dad.” he told me.
“Oh, you have NO idea,” my wife agreed, collapsing with laughter.
Two lizards: $140.
One cage: $50.
Trip to the vet: $30.
Memory of your husband pulling on a lizard’s winkie: Priceless!
Moral of the story: Pay attention in biology class. Lizards lay eggs!
ขออนุญาติจ้าา ช่วงนาทีที่ 59.57 - 1.00.47 เสียงแปลหายไป แต่มีใจความตามนี้นะครับ
They put it inside a cabinet. it was so infuriating.
พวกเขานำWau ไปเก็บไว้ในตู้ทดลอง พวกมันเลยโกรธ
They needed to take it to alpha, the fountainhead of the misery we created.
พวกเขาจำเป็นต้องนำมันกลับไปไว้ที่ฐาน Alpha ที่ที่เราได้สร้างมันขึ้นมาตั้งแต่แรก
and then the girl, she figured it out. she was going to take care of it -- but the Wau shrieked!
แต่เเล้วสาวน้อยคนนั้น (แคทเธอรีน) เธอก็รู้ความจริง เธอกำลังจะจัดการกับมัน แต่พวก Wau กลับหลุดออกมาได้
They all died -- but you , You took the gel from the cabinet and make yourself a venomous snake
พวกเขาทั้งหมดจึงเสียชีวิต และนาย นายกลับซึมซับเจลของพวกมันเเล้วทำให้ตัวเองกลายเป็นงูพิษ
เขาเลยต้องการให้เราไปกำจัดต้นตอของ Wau ที่อยู่ที่นี่นะครับ
กราบขออภัยที่ไม่เช็คไฟล์ดูให้ดีจ้า
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歌曲由Owen Fung創作，包括作曲、填詞、編曲，歌曲題目為《Car Crash》，用一個有趣幽默的角度看死亡。
歌詞：
After the car crash that gone straight on your pelvis
C5 |G5
Your life finally has a full stop
From that sentence on there won’t be another word
Only the forums keep going on
They all have shrieked that oh no oh why is he dead
Sadly nobody knew the answer
The truth is only hidden in your stolen mind
Therefore nobody could help you
Pre-Chorus*
I love your flesh and blood, I love your soul
May you give more please?
Oh sorry, but death will be a stage you must pass through
By then I would come and find you
Chorus^
Your blood, your soul
It is the best nutrients for me
Your fate, your luck
You are just some healthy tasty food
You are just some healthy tasty food x2
Verse 2
Your friends are so sad that they made a funeral
But what ceremonies they have done
Just walking round and round beside your dead body
And playing some very loud music
What is the point of doing these ceremonies?
Is it they want to be dead with you
But if they want to die why don’t they suicide
OK I will find them tonight
Repeat Pre Chorus*
Repeat Chorus^
Bridge
C’mon you all why you are all panicking to that
Another tragedy would come after a few years
You should be prepared for the death when it comes to you
You should not be sad it is just a normal person
Repeat Chorus^
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