捷克布拉格市一位區長撿到槍:
收件人:王同志(王毅),中華人民共和國的外交部長之類的...
主旨:要求立即為威脅捷克道歉
閣下,
這是你最後一次亂開口討論捷克!你的行為已嚴重越界,超出了外交可接受範圍。你居然膽敢威脅我們的議長說會讓我們付出沉重的代價,你這個無禮魯莽的小丑!
現在你給我聽好了,部長同志,中華人民共和國要為了這個無恥的威脅儘快跟我們道歉,當我說儘快,我指的就是現在立刻馬上!我給你二十四小時去把道歉信寫好放到捷克外交部長的桌上。順道一提,因為“某些政治理由”我們的外交部長必須閉嘴,但這不代表你可以霸凌我們。
你要為自己感到丟臉,而且你要知道,在未來你說話時讓我聽到有任何語氣威脅到我們國家的主權代表,我會讓你付出一個很慘痛的代價,而我保證你不會喜歡這個代價。
我們不會屈服在你的淫威之下的,而且我警告你,就算你在捷克的投資比我們從台灣來的朋友多了十四倍,我方的回應仍是相同的。
醒醒吧!我們不會讓你得逞的 (原文意思是:You won't fuck us like that)
。不要再讓我看到你又做一樣的事。
那封道歉信也用電子郵件寄一個副本給我,我會把它存起來歸檔,然後忘記你剛闖下的外交大禍。不要惹我。
隨信附上我虛假的關心,
帕維爾·諾沃提尼
布拉格 Řeporyje 區的區長
在 Reddit 看到火爆浪子布拉格 Řeporyje 區的區長寫了一封公開信給中國外交部長王毅。
開頭收件人「etc... 之類的...」就把我笑翻,結尾 with pretending regards 假裝關心一下又把我翻回來(所以讀完信我是正的)。
下面留言有人翻譯成英文,我試著把它翻成中文,但還是抓不到留言裡一個捷克人說的,這封信像是一群深夜醉漢們會用的語言,而不像區長會說的話...
✍ 後來用 google 翻譯讀捷克文原信,找不到英文翻譯裡寫的「 etc.. 之類的... 」。翻譯不周之處請見諒。
📝📝📝📝📝📝📝
收件人:王毅同志,中華人民共和國的外交部長之類的...
主旨:要求立即為威脅捷克道歉
閣下,
這是你最後一次亂開口討論捷克!你的行為已嚴重越界,超出了外交可接受範圍。你居然膽敢威脅我們的議長說會讓我們付出沉重的代價,你這個無禮魯莽的小丑!
現在你給我聽好了,部長同志,中華人民共和國要為了這個無恥的威脅儘快跟我們道歉,當我說儘快,我指的就是現在、立刻、馬上!我給你二十四小時去把道歉信寫好放到捷克外交部長的桌上。順道一提,他同意我說的,但因為我們外長跟腦子不清楚的貪財總統澤曼還有他的同謀者巴比斯總理有協議,所以必須保持沉默,但這不代表你可以霸凌我們。
✍ 捷克總統跟總理是親中派
你要為自己感到丟臉,而且你要知道,在未來你說話時讓我聽到有任何語氣威脅到我們國家的主權代表,我會讓你付出一個很慘痛的代價,而我保證你不會喜歡這個代價。
我們不會屈服在你的淫威之下的,而且我警告你,就算你在捷克的投資比我們從台灣來的朋友多了十四倍,我方的回應仍是相同的。
醒醒吧!我們不會讓你得逞的 (原文意思是:You won't fuck us like that)
。不要再讓我看到你又做一樣的事。
那封道歉信也用電子郵件寄一個副本給我,我會把它存起來歸檔,然後忘記你剛闖下的外交大禍。不要惹我。
隨信附上我虛假的關心,
帕維爾·諾沃提尼
布拉格 Řeporyje 區的區長
✍ 捷克外交部已召見中國大使表達不滿並發布聲明
Addressed to: Comrade Wang, minister of foreign affairs People's Republic China etc..
Calling for immediate apology for threats against Czech Republic.
Esteemed,
this was the last time you opened your mouth about CR! Your behavior have substantially crossed the lines of what is diplomatically acceptable. You dare to threaten senate chairman with pay heavy price, you unmannered rude clowns!
Now listen to me, comrade minister. PRC will apologize asap for the shameless threat. And when I say asap, I mean right now! I want to have it in 24 hours on the table of Czech foreign minister. Btw, he agrees with me, but has to keep his mouth shut because of pact of not very sane mercenary Miloš Zeman with our premier, co-conspirator Babiš. But that doesn't mean you will bully us like this.
Be ashamed and acknowledge that in future even a tone which would implicate threat towards representatives of our sovereign country I will make you pay a heavy price for bullying, and you won't like it. You will not train us from position of strength and I warn you that reaction from our side will be same even if you had invested 14x more than our friends from Taiwan instead of 14x less.
Wake up. You will not shit on us. Do not let this to be repeated.
Send me the copy of the apology on email, so I can put it in archives and forget your pathetic diplomatic fuck up you have just made. Don't piss me off.
With pretending regards.
Pavel Novotný, mayor of Prague-Řeporyje
Pavel Novotný Oficiální
原帖:https://amp.reddit.com/…/letter_from_mayor_of_prague_distr…/
同時也有11部Youtube影片,追蹤數超過1萬的網紅大麻煩翻譯組JackO,也在其Youtube影片中提到,#Vivziepop #HELLUVABOSS 我並不擁有此影片 影片所有權歸屬於Vivziepop I do NOT own this video, all rights go to Vivziepop 贊助影片原作者,幫助她製作更多精彩的動畫! 贊助 HAZBIN HOTEL 的 PATREO...
time table中文 在 小劉醫師-劉宗瑀Lisa Liu粉絲團 Facebook 的精選貼文
捷克就派!
不虧是我當年蜜月旅行首選!
#下次再去
#下次蜜月再去(喂)
而且搭配閱讀四月份江峰漫談的影片
https://youtu.be/5MnOaYwsO10
更認識了布拉格的了不起
當時地武漢肺炎正讓世界水深火熱時
有一位勇敢支持台灣的捷克官員要在小英當選後出訪台灣
卻意外猝死(在接受完中國大使晚宴後三天)
更可知道今天這些來台支持我們的國際友人
背負著的是什麼(俄或中?)暗殺的壓力!
要知道布拉格就得知道這兩個關鍵歷史名詞!
#布拉格之春
#天鵝絨革命
[轉]
對付流氓,就是比他更流氓。
對付霸凌,就是把自己練得更強,結合其他力量徹底把對方擊倒。
謝謝捷克, 我們都最了解被共產黨威脅壓迫的心聲!!!!!
# 台捷友好 🤜🤛
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收件人:王毅,中華人民共和國的外交部長之類的...
主旨:要求立即為威脅捷克道歉
閣下,
這是你最後一次亂開口討論捷克!你的行為已嚴重越界,超出了外交可接受範圍。你居然膽敢威脅我們的議長說會讓我們付出沉重的代價,你這個無禮魯莽的小丑!
現在你給我聽好了,部長同志,中華人民共和國要為了這個無恥的威脅儘快跟我們道歉,當我說儘快,我指的就是現在立刻馬上!我給你二十四小時去把道歉信寫好放到捷克外交部長的桌上。順道一提,因為“某些政治理由”我們的外交部長必須閉嘴,但這不代表你可以霸凌我們。
你要為自己感到丟臉,而且你要知道,在未來你說話時讓我聽到有任何語氣威脅到我們國家的主權代表,我會讓你付出一個很慘痛的代價,而我保證你不會喜歡這個代價。
我們不會屈服在你的淫威之下的,而且我警告你,就算你在捷克的投資比我們從台灣來的朋友多了十四倍,我方的回應仍是相同的。
醒醒吧!我們不會讓你得逞的 (原文意思是:You won't fuck us like that)
。不要再讓我看到你又做一樣的事。
那封道歉信也用電子郵件寄一個副本給我,我會把它存起來歸檔,然後忘記你剛闖下的外交大禍。不要惹我。
隨信附上我虛假的關心,
帕維爾·諾沃提尼
布拉格 Řeporyje 區的區長
在 Reddit 看到火爆浪子布拉格 Řeporyje 區的區長寫了一封公開信給中國外交部長王毅。
開頭收件人「etc... 之類的...」就把我笑翻,結尾 with pretending regards 假裝關心一下又把我翻回來(所以讀完信我是正的)。
下面留言有人翻譯成英文,我試著把它翻成中文,但還是抓不到留言裡一個捷克人說的,這封信像是一群深夜醉漢們會用的語言,而不像區長會說的話...
✍ 後來用 google 翻譯讀捷克文原信,找不到英文翻譯裡寫的「 etc.. 之類的... 」。翻譯不周之處請見諒。
📝📝📝📝📝📝📝
收件人:王毅同志,中華人民共和國的外交部長之類的...
主旨:要求立即為威脅捷克道歉
閣下,
這是你最後一次亂開口討論捷克!你的行為已嚴重越界,超出了外交可接受範圍。你居然膽敢威脅我們的議長說會讓我們付出沉重的代價,你這個無禮魯莽的小丑!
現在你給我聽好了,部長同志,中華人民共和國要為了這個無恥的威脅儘快跟我們道歉,當我說儘快,我指的就是現在、立刻、馬上!我給你二十四小時去把道歉信寫好放到捷克外交部長的桌上。順道一提,他同意我說的,但因為我們外長跟腦子不清楚的貪財總統澤曼還有他的同謀者巴比斯總理有協議,所以必須保持沉默,但這不代表你可以霸凌我們。
✍ 捷克總統跟總理是親中派
你要為自己感到丟臉,而且你要知道,在未來你說話時讓我聽到有任何語氣威脅到我們國家的主權代表,我會讓你付出一個很慘痛的代價,而我保證你不會喜歡這個代價。
我們不會屈服在你的淫威之下的,而且我警告你,就算你在捷克的投資比我們從台灣來的朋友多了十四倍,我方的回應仍是相同的。
醒醒吧!我們不會讓你得逞的 (原文意思是:You won't fuck us like that)
。不要再讓我看到你又做一樣的事。
那封道歉信也用電子郵件寄一個副本給我,我會把它存起來歸檔,然後忘記你剛闖下的外交大禍。不要惹我。
隨信附上我虛假的關心,
帕維爾·諾沃提尼
布拉格 Řeporyje 區的區長
✍ 捷克外交部已召見中國大使表達不滿並發布聲明
Addressed to: Comrade Wang, minister of foreign affairs People's Republic China etc..
Calling for immediate apology for threats against Czech Republic.
Esteemed,
this was the last time you opened your mouth about CR! Your behavior have substantially crossed the lines of what is diplomatically acceptable. You dare to threaten senate chairman with pay heavy price, you unmannered rude clowns!
Now listen to me, comrade minister. PRC will apologize asap for the shameless threat. And when I say asap, I mean right now! I want to have it in 24 hours on the table of Czech foreign minister. Btw, he agrees with me, but has to keep his mouth shut because of pact of not very sane mercenary Miloš Zeman with our premier, co-conspirator Babiš. But that doesn't mean you will bully us like this.
Be ashamed and acknowledge that in future even a tone which would implicate threat towards representatives of our sovereign country I will make you pay a heavy price for bullying, and you won't like it. You will not train us from position of strength and I warn you that reaction from our side will be same even if you had invested 14x more than our friends from Taiwan instead of 14x less.
Wake up. You will not shit on us. Do not let this to be repeated.
Send me the copy of the apology on email, so I can put it in archives and forget your pathetic diplomatic fuck up you have just made. Don't piss me off.
With pretending regards.
Pavel Novotný, mayor of Prague-Řeporyje
Pavel Novotný Oficiální
原帖:https://amp.reddit.com/…/letter_from_mayor_of_prague_distr…/
time table中文 在 孟買春秋 Facebook 的精選貼文
旁邊涼快去
在 Reddit 看到火爆浪子布拉格 Řeporyje 區的區長寫了一封公開信給中國外交部長王毅。
開頭收件人「etc... 之類的...」就把我笑翻,結尾 with pretending regards 假裝關心一下又把我翻回來(所以讀完信我是正的)。
下面留言有人翻譯成英文,我試著把它翻成中文,但還是抓不到留言裡一個捷克人說的,這封信像是一群深夜醉漢們會用的語言,而不像區長會說的話...
✍ 後來用 google 翻譯讀捷克文原信,找不到英文翻譯裡寫的「 etc.. 之類的... 」。翻譯不周之處請見諒。
📝📝📝📝📝📝📝
收件人:王毅同志,中華人民共和國的外交部長之類的...
主旨:要求立即為威脅捷克道歉
閣下,
這是你最後一次亂開口討論捷克!你的行為已嚴重越界,超出了外交可接受範圍。你居然膽敢威脅我們的議長說會讓我們付出沉重的代價,你這個無禮魯莽的小丑!
現在你給我聽好了,部長同志,中華人民共和國要為了這個無恥的威脅儘快跟我們道歉,當我說儘快,我指的就是現在、立刻、馬上!我給你二十四小時去把道歉信寫好放到捷克外交部長的桌上。順道一提,他同意我說的,但因為我們外長跟腦子不清楚的貪財總統澤曼還有他的同謀者巴比斯總理有協議,所以必須保持沉默,但這不代表你可以霸凌我們。
✍ 捷克總統跟總理是親中派
你要為自己感到丟臉,而且你要知道,在未來你說話時讓我聽到有任何語氣威脅到我們國家的主權代表,我會讓你付出一個很慘痛的代價,而我保證你不會喜歡這個代價。
我們不會屈服在你的淫威之下的,而且我警告你,就算你在捷克的投資比我們從台灣來的朋友多了十四倍,我方的回應仍是相同的。
醒醒吧!我們不會讓你得逞的 (原文意思是:You won't fuck us like that)
。不要再讓我看到你又做一樣的事。
那封道歉信也用電子郵件寄一個副本給我,我會把它存起來歸檔,然後忘記你剛闖下的外交大禍。不要惹我。
隨信附上我虛假的關心,
帕維爾·諾沃提尼
布拉格 Řeporyje 區的區長
✍ 捷克外交部已召見中國大使表達不滿並發布聲明
Addressed to: Comrade Wang, minister of foreign affairs People's Republic China etc..
Calling for immediate apology for threats against Czech Republic.
Esteemed,
this was the last time you opened your mouth about CR! Your behavior have substantially crossed the lines of what is diplomatically acceptable. You dare to threaten senate chairman with pay heavy price, you unmannered rude clowns!
Now listen to me, comrade minister. PRC will apologize asap for the shameless threat. And when I say asap, I mean right now! I want to have it in 24 hours on the table of Czech foreign minister. Btw, he agrees with me, but has to keep his mouth shut because of pact of not very sane mercenary Miloš Zeman with our premier, co-conspirator Babiš. But that doesn't mean you will bully us like this.
Be ashamed and acknowledge that in future even a tone which would implicate threat towards representatives of our sovereign country I will make you pay a heavy price for bullying, and you won't like it. You will not train us from position of strength and I warn you that reaction from our side will be same even if you had invested 14x more than our friends from Taiwan instead of 14x less.
Wake up. You will not shit on us. Do not let this to be repeated.
Send me the copy of the apology on email, so I can put it in archives and forget your pathetic diplomatic fuck up you have just made. Don't piss me off.
With pretending regards.
Pavel Novotný, mayor of Prague-Řeporyje
Pavel Novotný Oficiální
原帖:https://amp.reddit.com/…/letter_from_mayor_of_prague_distr…/
time table中文 在 大麻煩翻譯組JackO Youtube 的精選貼文
#Vivziepop #HELLUVABOSS
我並不擁有此影片 影片所有權歸屬於Vivziepop
I do NOT own this video, all rights go to Vivziepop
贊助影片原作者,幫助她製作更多精彩的動畫!
贊助 HAZBIN HOTEL 的 PATREON 網址: https://www.patreon.com/VivienneMedrano
原影片網址(Original Video Link):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el_PChGfJN8
這次的影片由大麻煩翻譯組和栗奇共同製作
栗奇的個人頁面:
https://www.facebook.com/ricky.furry.908
感謝他陪我們搞這個搞了一整天! 這個人英文好又繪畫畫OuO/
之前的Bad Luck Jack也是他翻譯的喔! 大家可以去他的頁面看看!
封面是也栗奇大大做的喔!
註解區:
(這次的客戶Mayberry女士真的有夠雖... 被綠失控下了地獄後還要被活著的小三嘲諷...)
1:58 感謝 "Jia Fang" 觀眾告知Mayberry女士應該是說"Don't forget to do your times table(乘法表)."
這裡我以為老師是在交代學生要記得做時間規劃 (Time table), 但被這位觀眾這麼一說之後我覺得乘法表更合理了, 畢竟是幼教老師, 因此這裡應該要是Times table才對
2:05 她說"And still get sent down here with all the Hitlers and Epsteins of the world."
兩個名詞分別是歷史上著名人物的名字,背後的涵義就是他們做過最衝擊性的事情
希特勒是納粹種族主義曾大屠殺的人,Epstein是曾經強暴過少女的富豪
兩個都是不好的意象
2:44 這個女的是說"found peace"
一般而言,我們說希望瘋子能find peace,是希望她能夠平靜下來(放下)並找到自己的安寧
但... 她說的女瘋子(這次的客戶)已經自殺了,中文裡的找到安寧比起放下,更接近回歸正常心靈的感覺
因此我們這裡翻譯成希望她安息(死後的安寧)
3:23 辦公室的緊急按鈕真的很靠北
還有個是Ghost,身在地獄還會怕鬼喔XD
3:29
Millie應該是說"our only held hand" (幫忙拿東西的手)
我們這裡一直沒聽出這個字, 一開始我們第一個字都聽成Hell
太糾結第一個字了所以後來把它解讀成"hell ham" (地獄的電話人員)
但held hand比較合理, 接著下一句Loona諷刺的說 "我還真是被寵愛呢" 就合邏輯了
5:41 "Snooze, you lose!"
這句"打盹你就輸嘍" 就是類似你錯過/猶豫/等太久 就沒嘍
的意思
8:29 他把"Anyway" 改成 "Anyhoo" 來說了
後者是參了貓頭鷹的叫聲
9:27
"Come to drag me and my candle hell."
Me and my candle(蠟燭) 這個說法應該是取自另一種說詞
人的蠟燭 = 那個人的左右手/助理/或身旁的人
典故似乎是因為以前的工匠要有別人在旁邊幫忙拿蠟燭照明,而有了這種說法
這個女的的殺人助理就是她家人,因此為了流暢我們翻譯成家人
10:17 她用的詞是"thy"
是古英文的"you"或"your"
12:18 "wank-off" 另一種說法的打手槍
說法非常多種呢,這只是其一而已
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time table中文 在 Lukas Engström Youtube 的精選貼文
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time table中文 在 Kevin 英文不難 Youtube 的最讚貼文
你大學遇過恐怖的室友嗎?Teacher Kevin 在這次的英文 Podcast 分享網友在 Reddit 上訴說自己當年恐怖的遭遇。歡迎大家先不要看文稿,試著用聽的訓練自己的英文聽力。
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Podcast 連結
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上一部:恐怖大學室友 (1)|英文不難
https://youtu.be/ZpUJg_MBh7M
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#1
I had two roommates that kept eating all of my food. Although classes haven't started, I had already moved into my dorm. One day, I made myself a peanut butter sandwich. I put my sandwich on the table, and ten minutes later, it was gone. My roommate ate it. About a week later, I decided to make myself another peanut butter sandwich. I opened my cupboard and saw that my roommates left an empty jar in my cupboard. I flipped out because who eats a whole jar of peanut butter, without introducing themselves? These girls would scarf down all my food, and complain if they thought anyone was touching their food. So I started buying really fattening food such as doughnuts, pies, cakes. I was trying to teach them self-restraint, but these girls would go through these boxes within two days. So I kept buying doughnuts and desserts. And then one day they started complaining about how they couldn't fit their jeans. Success. I also put laxatives in my peanut butter.
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dorm 宿舍
cupboard 櫃子
flipped out 暴怒
scarf down 狼吞虎嚥
fattening 增肥
restraint 節制
laxatives 瀉藥
#2
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My roommate freshman year got completely hammered, came back to the room around 1 in the morning, and accused me of stealing the pudding in her fridge that she *had ate* an hour before she went out. She waited until I fell asleep and then stabbed me in the arm with one of those clicky pencils…I had to go to the hospital to get it cleaned/stitched. She got kicked out.
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freshman year 大一
hammered 嚴重酒醉
accused 指控
*had ate* 其實是錯的,應該是 had eaten。你有抓到嗎?XD
stabbed 捅
#3
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I got absolutely hammered and pissed all over my roommates desk the night before the end of the year. I woke up to him hanging up his money to dry out. Years later he ended up as my boss and ended up giving me a significant promotion. I guess he doesn't hold grudges.
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pissed 尿尿
ended up 變成
significant 大、有份量的
promotion 升遷
hold a grudge 記仇
#4
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It was move out day and my roommate was working on a paper last minute. I was packing my stuff. His parents walked in and were absolutely pissed that he wasn't packed yet. They immediately started scolding him while I was still in the room, but thankfully I had a final to go to and figured I'd dodge the storm. I said my goodbyes, assuming they'd be gone by the time I got back from my two hour final and went on my way. As it happens, my final only took twenty minutes so I got back much sooner than they'd have expected. I opened the door, saw my roommate bent over his bed with his bare ass showing just as his mom wound up for a spank. I quickly closed the door and went over to a friend's dorm until I felt safe enough to return. I never brought it up to him after that.
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paper 這裡是指報告
scolding 責罵
dodge the storm 避風頭
assuming 假設、預設
bare 沒穿衣服的、光溜溜
wound up 準備做某個動作
spank 打巴掌
bring something up 提及某事
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