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【為什麼你看命後，還是失敗？】(English writing below)
你是不是看過命，卻還是沒有錢？你是不是見了很多師父，事業卻依然沒起色，迷失在十字路口中？
很多人都曾看過命，沒有突破，原地踏步，嚴重的甚至一敗塗地。
我想告訴你答案，但真實的答案，總是讓人不舒服。
你如果要知道為什麼，請繼續閱讀。如果不要，那就跳過我這篇貼文。
你為什麼依舊改不了命？
因為你沒有做應該做的，你不覺得是必要的，當然註定失敗，也必會連累自己的家人。
其中一個原因就是，客人容易犯自視過高的毛病。
改命有改命的規矩，就如減肥有減肥的步驟，要考好成績也有它的程序。
簡單的說，你在人間，要得到任何一種成功，無論是事業、財運、婚姻、家庭、親子關係等等，都有它們的規則要遵守。
可是許多人會把自己的情緒和個人的喜歡，與這些改命的原則混為一談。
這，就是錯誤的開始。
無論我解釋的多麼清楚、仔細，還是會有客人會嫌麻煩，覺得要改變自己的生活習慣，是失去控制自己命運的自由。
其實，你以為的自由是一種幻覺，是業力的延伸。我們來講一句實在話，如果你有能力引導你的命運走向更好的未來，這麽到現在這個年齡都還沒看到你要的成功呢？
有些客人知道是業障阻礙他們前進。他們就會跟我說，業障重，沒辦法過的，很難消的。
成功者找辦法，失敗者找藉口。找辦法，因為不要讓自己的家人陪著自己辛苦，決心要自己這一生中能早點成功。找藉口，因為不要踏出自己的舒適圈，就算委屈了家人，也覺得家人同心無所謂 - 自私自虐也。
但，這些都是你可以選的。
去年，我把頭髮留長。今年，我把秀髮剪短。好些眼尖的人來問我，為什麼留長髮，為何又要削掉，是不是比較旺我？
當然，我是風水命理師。我自己不做一個榜樣給客人看，自己不旺，如何給予他們信心和希望呢？頭髮而已，何必執著？有錢，比較實在。😄
講個笑話，人生的問題，有99%是需要錢去解決的，另外1%是需要更多的錢。🤣
我喜歡最近來批八字的女客人講的一句話：
「我非常有決心要改變我的命運，通過聽從您的建議。其實，這些不難做到。我只需要慢慢的把它們融入進我的日常生活裡。不知為什麼，現在知道哪些顏色、風格和飲食能加強我的用神，反而省卻我不少時間去決定要什麼！」
做人，想法簡單點，只要能讓我更有錢，又能讓我生活少辛苦點，而且又合乎我的戒律，我就會去做。人生很短，既然可以免去，何必浪費青春去吃苦呢？
若您和我這位客人一樣已厭倦辛苦的人生，尋找一個極速改命的方案，又願意邁出自己的舒適圈，歡迎聯絡我。
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Have you gotten your destiny analysed, but still have no money? Have you consulted many Masters, but your career is still going nowhere and you are lost at the crossroads?
You are not alone. Many people have gotten their Bazi read, but they achieve no breakthrough and remain at the same spot. For the more serious cases, they suffer a crushing defeat and become total failures.
I want to tell you the answer today, but the truth is never comfortable to hear.
If you wish to know why, please continue to read. Otherwise, you can just skip my post.
Why, after several consultations, do you still fail to change your destiny?
Because you did not do what was required, you didn't think it was necessary. The end result of your actions can only be failure, that will definitely implicates your family.
One mistake that many clients commit is overestimating their knowledge.
There are rules to changing one's destiny, just like losing weight has its protocol to follow, and getting good results for exams calls for adherence to a formula.
Simply put, to achieve any form of success in this mortal world, no matter in your career, wealth, marriage, family and children relations, there are rules and procedures to follow in the right sequence.
However, many people like to mix their personal emotions and preferences into the rules of changing destiny.
And that is where things start going wrong.
Regardless how careful and meticulous my explanation is, there are still clients who find it troublesome to adjust their living habits. They think of it as losing their freedom to control their lives.
Actually, the freedom you think you possess is just an illusion, an extension of your negative karma. Let's talk real. If you have the ability to guide your destiny to a better future, why are you not seeing the success you want at this age? Can you give me an exact timeline, how long more are you going to take?
Some clients know it is their negative karma preventing them from moving forward. They tell me, their karma is too huge a burden. There is no way they can surpass it. It is too difficult.
The successful people find solutions, because they are determined to success earlier and not let their loved ones suffer with them. The failures find excuses because they do not wish to step out of their comfort zone, and even when it means compromising on their families, they think as long as they are still together, it's okay. That is self-abuse and selfishness.
But all these are just choices that you can change.
Last year, I kept my hair long. This year, I cut my hair short. Some sharp-eyed readers ask me why I kept it long and then chop off my locks. Do my decisions make me more prosperous?
Of course, I am a Chinese Metaphyics practitioner. If I do not set an example for my clients and make myself wealthier, how do I give them confidence and hope? It's just hair anyway. No need to be stubborn to it. Having money is more practical. 😄
Tell you a joke: in all the problems we face in Life, 99% of them can be solved with money. The other 1% gets solved with more money. 🤣
Changing myself is not a matter of life and death. It can be done easily when the mindset is right.
I like what my recent Bazi client said,
"I’m very determined to change my destiny by following through your advice. In fact, they are not difficult to follow as I just need to slowly include them into my daily lifestyle. Somehow i felt it makes my life easier, now that I know what colours, style and diet can enhance my favourable elements, saving me time on deciding what to get!"
Life is short. We should not waste our youth to suffer in vain and going around in circles. That is my simple way of thinking. Anything that can make me richer and suffer less, I will do it as long as it is within my precepts.
If you, like my client, are sick of being tormented by sufferings, seek a rapid solution to changing your destiny, and are willing to take the first step out of your comfort zone, you are most welcome to look for me.
short english joke 在 玳瑚師父 Master Dai Hu Facebook 的最佳貼文
（English version below)
阿綾女士两年前，因工作上的需要，上網尋找相关資料時，不知怎麼的，網路巧遇吾。據她所說，她一見到吾，她就認定吾，是她要找的師父。吾聽了心中並沒有漣漪，反倒是有個笑話，悠然而生。甲君對乙君說: 我俩可算是患難之交啊！乙君嘆了一聲便說：是啊！從認識你的那天起，我一直患難到現在。哈......。其实啊!很多時後，怨親債主就是這樣出現的。大家要留神关注哦！哈......。
阿綾女士是有其敏銳的。她特别在其午餐時間，致電於吾，爲的就是要問吾，她是否就是吾短文中，那位不是屬蛇，可卻會纏人的人。吾囘她，她衹是其中一位。午後閒情這句話，似乎有其根據。哈......。好啦！言帰正傳。不是每個人的笑穴，都是同一個力道就能點着的。有一天的黃昏時刻，她在綫上與吾聊得蠻久的。記得是聊她家的風水，後來是聊她人生重大的抉擇。她黯然的嘆道，一切來得太快了。
吾，玳瑚師父，告訴她的同時，也告訴大家。我們的生命中，有很多的事情，都是突如其來的。所以，我們天天都要學習，去面對及處理，這些突發事件啊!重奌就在我們的心力。心力的增強，一般的人認爲，人衹要多經歷風浪就可。這話乍聽之下，彷彿是高見。其实並不然。就好比嬰孩，她他剛從娘胎出來，就已哭得活來死去，如何再經風浪?
眞正的凖備功夫要做的是，两千六百多年前，咱們偉大超勝的佛陀，南無本師釋迦牟尼佛，所提倡的正禪定是也。心力越強的人，越是能泰山崩於前，而面無改色啊！願大家盡早做好這凖備功夫，那就生死皆無惧了。生命中的突變情況，也根本奈何不了我們。
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Two years ago, because of work requirements, Mdm Ah Ling took to the internet to search for relevant data, and somehow she found me online. According to her, the moment she saw me, she knew I was the Master she was looking for. I didn't felt any ripple of emotion in my heart when I heard it, but instead thought of a joke: Mr A spoke to Mr B: "We are considered friends in adversity!" Mr B sighed and said, "Yes! From the day I know you, I have been in adversity till now..."
Ha...Actually, many times, this is how karmic creditors appear in our lives. Everyone, please pay attention to your surroundings! Ha...
Mdm Ah Ling was rather acute. She called me during her lunchtime, just to ask me, if she was the person I wrote about in one short post - the person who was not of the snake zodiac sign yet rather good at pestering people. I replied her that she was one of them. The Chinese phrase "午後閒情" (leisure in the afternoon) seemed to have its basis. Ha...Okay! Back to the topic. Not every one will laugh at the same joke.
One evening, she was talking to me on the phone for quite a while. At first, we were talking about her home Feng Shui, then we chatted about an important decision she had to face in her life. She quietly sighed and said, it all happened too fast.
I, Master Dai Hu, want to tell her and everyone here, that there will be many sudden circumstances that will come up in your lives. Therefore, we ought to practice on a daily basis to face and deal with these happenings. The important factor here is our mental endurance, our heart strength. Many thought that one's heart strength can be built up by going through many crisis in life. This may sound like words of wisdom to many at first, but I do not think so.
Take a newborn infant for example. This baby cries so hard upon birth, how do you expect him to face the crisis in life? The real secret lies in the true meditative stillness as expounded 2600 years ago by the Great Sage, Namo Sakyamuni Buddha. The stronger your heart strength is, the calmer you will be, even when faced with the collapsing of the Tai Mountain! I hope everyone prepare themselves with this great skill, so that when death comes, you will be fearless in the face of death. No matter what sudden situation life throws at you, it can never do anything to you.
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ภาษไทย(Thai)
สวัสดีเพื่อนๆทั่วทุกมุมโลกนะจ้า ……. หลายๆอาจจะคนกำลังคิดว่า”ทำไมทำแต่เมะน่าเบื่อไม่มีสู้ปแล้วรึไง”อะไรประมาณนี้นะ 555+ ช่วงนี้มันร้อนไม่ก็ฝนกตกอากาศเปลี่ยนแปลงบ่อยก็ดูแลสุขภาพกันด้วยนะจ้า สำหรับอนิเมชั่นชิ้นี้ทำมาเพื่อคลายร้อนไปแช่น้ำกับตัวละครและเหล่าเพื่อนๆ แต่ตอนนี้!!!
ทั่วโลกก็เริ่มเล่นโปเกม่อนโกกันเป็นแถวเยอะมากมายแม้แต่ร้านแม็กโดโนก็ยังเล่นคุยสนุกเลย 555555+ ส่วนตัวนะชอบสีเหลืองอะฮามากมาย แต่สีอื่นๆก็เท่เย็นอะไรประมาณนี้นะ ก็ขอขอบคุณอีกครั้งสำหรับการรอคอยดูอนิเมชั่นของเราตลอดเวลา ถึงมันจะไร้สาระหรือมั่วป่วนๆก็ตาม แต่อนิเมชั่นตอนหน้าจะสุ่มทำอนิเมต่อสู้บ้าง อยากลองทำต่อสู้นานๆนะแต่ต้องใช้เวลา 5555+ เจอกันเมะหน้าน้า!!!!=w=/ (แหมทำไมเมะ 3 นาทีเหมือน10วิเบย :V....)
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อังกฤษ(English)
Hello, friends the world....... Thailand is now faced with hot weather with rain at the same time. Which have health care right now. The animation I made this piece for people who want to be immersed in the sea. To imagine that you are immersed in the water with them. LOLOLOLOL
Today, all over the world are playing Pokemon go. Personally I prefer the yellow and they enjoy a good joke. Blue Division I liked his calm and gentle. Red are courageous, strong.
SO COOL \*w*/ Thanks to all of you who keep track of my portfolio at all times! =w=/
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