(如果不想看我打的英文可以直接拉到下面看我另外打的中文)
Hello my people from Bao country just wanna show u guys the animation for the motions test of the pets Niku and Baku, and the super fierce attack motion of the Director Bao character. hopefully the game can be released without a hitch next month.
if it has decent sales I’m gonna have a talk with the engineers and the animators to have them add a bunch of bs functions.
And if everything goes well I’m gonna add in the “A-pei character that everyone loves so much, and there’ll also be a giant-sized Tibetan Mastiff : king of fat u can have as a pet.
I’ll let everyone know when it’s released.
There were people that used to look down on me, thinking that I ain’t worth shit being only able to draw.
I’ve encountered a self-centered, conceited mofo before during work,She was all saying that she wanted to collab with me to make a game but all she really wanted to do was to use my rep to do her own thing.
That fucking asshole thought she was the shit and everyone should bow down to her ass. She has fucking broken English skills but she was all like “I’m the fucking greatest in the world.”
She used to talk about how her mom opened up an English cram school for her, some shits about her studying abroad in England for fucking 9 weeks and that she’s da shit for doing so, and also she kept bragging that even the CEO thinks her English is very good.
But guess what tho, her retarded ass can’t even speak or write in proper English. She fucking not only spoke with a retarded accent but her grammar is all over the place, but yet she had the balls to bitch and laugh at others when they make a mistake in English, saying shit like “Didn’t that guy study in England, how come his writings are crap?”
And she would even use onomatopoeia phrases like “ewww” or “eek” or “ouch” to prove that her English is “authentic.”
U know what tho, if ur English is that good there’s no fucking need for u to show off like this or use berate others.
One time, I had enough and wrote a long ass complaint to the boss(About work stuff), that made her shut up for good cause the fucking retard wasn’t able to understand a word of that letter.
That bitch thought she’s better than everyone else and she’s not shy to it.
What’s make matters worse is that she hates dogs cause she thinks dogs are filthy animals.
When my dog Baku passed away she made some nasty remarks that I’ll never forgot and forgive her.
Honest to God I’ve never seen this kind of worthless piece of scum in life, that fucktard is the really the worst kind of piece of crap that I’ve ever met in my life.
Oh yea that stupid-ass motherfucking retard even once said that she was gonna work in Europe, but it’s all bs cause she aint even passed the job interview.
My violin teacher knows this retard too. My violin teacher was like: “dang girl this is hands down the worst kind of bitch being on earth”
Sorry for typing all this shit, just couldn’t stop once I got started.
I hope everyone supports the game that is about to be released.
My colleagues in Europe and I are super thankful of u guys ahhh!
給大家看一下泥褲和巴褲動作測試的動畫
還有寶總監角色超猛的攻擊動作
希望能在下個月順利發行遊戲
如果賣得不錯我就要跟工程師和動畫師吵鬧
要他們加入一些北爛的功能
如果順利一定會加入大家喜歡的阿培當角色
還有阿培最愛的超巨大的獒犬帝肥(阿肥)當寵物
到時遊戲釋出了再跟大家說
曾經有些人一直看衰我看不起我
因為我不喜歡念書上課都在睡覺
我不是不會念書是我不想念而已
他們覺得我只會畫圖沒屁用以後會餓死
只有我阿嬤支持我常常跟一些牌友炫耀
說我孫子畫的好漂亮啊之類的
但大部分的人都覺得我以後會沒出息
我之前的工作遇過一個非常自以為是又自私又跩的同事
說很想要跟我一起做遊戲然後利率對半分
我那時就覺得這個人心機很重為何我要授權給妳
我知道她只是想要利用我的名氣有夠現實的
(還很跩說不做也沒差啊我不求妳我有收集其他作家的資料等等)
那個混蛋覺得自己很唱秋
其他人都是白癡都很笨她很看不起別人
她曾經跟我說現在的人基因越來越差所以智商都很低
每天上班一副我超屌不屑跟大家講話的樣子
那傢伙英文明明很爛還在那邊很囂張
說什麼她媽以前為了她還開英文補習班
說她去英國遊學九個禮拜很屌
說老闆覺得她英文很好(老闆是加拿大華人)
幹放屁 講話文法錯一大堆王八蛋
她還會嘲笑其他人英文很差很爛
說英文差的人沒資格升上更高的職位
說那個誰誰誰知道不是去英國唸書
怎麼打出這種爛英文啊之類的
那傢伙還會故意學外國人的噁或其他語助詞（例如好痛之類）
假裝自己是純正的在海外生活的華人
我覺得英文這種東西夠用就好
如果你的英文真的很強很屌
你他媽的就沒有必要像這樣炫耀或斥責別人
有一次我因為在工作上的事情很煩(上面的人一直塞東西給我)
我給我們CEO寫了一長篇全英文訊息抱怨和建議(關於工作)
然後我傳給她看她就閉嘴了(我很確定她沒看或是她用GOOGLE翻譯)
幹因為她根本看不懂全部的文章王八蛋
那人也看不起別人覺得自己很屌
一點都不會覺得不好意思
最糟糕的是她超討厭狗
她覺得狗很噁心很骯髒
她說她這輩子最討厭狗
在我的狗巴褲過世時她還對我說了超狠毒的話
我永遠不會忘記也永遠不會原諒她
老實說我一輩子沒看過這種爛貨
真的是我遇過人品最差最自私的垃圾
喔幹那傢伙曾經說要去歐洲工作等等
在那邊唱秋結果面試根本沒過
我小提琴老師也知道這個王八蛋
她說天啊這是世界上最爛的人類
真對不起打了這麼多狗屁
真是一打就停不下來真的很氣
希望大家支持我們即將上市的遊戲
我和我的歐洲同事們都超感謝你們
ewww意思 在 Re: [請教] 期中考要考台灣俗諺!!> < - 看板TW-language 的推薦與評價
※ 引述《saram (saram)》之銘言：
: ※ 引述《pachin27 (小八)》之銘言：
: : 期中考要考台語俗諺，有好多句不懂意思。希望有知道涵義的板友能幫幫我~感激不盡
: : !!!
: : 以下
: : 媠醜在肢骨，不是梳妝三四出。
齣
: 美醜在肢體, 並非靠裝扮隨便產出.
美醜在肢體，不是靠好幾次(齣)的化妝。(非"出")
: : 蝦看倒彈，蟳看噴瀾，雞看拍閣雞，狗看吹狗螺，大人看蹬落坐，囡仔看做狗爬。
: : (閣雞
: 蝦子要看牠的彈跳, 螃蟹要看牠吐沫, 雞要看牠的蛋,
: 狗要看牠如何夜嚎, 成人要看他坐相, 小貝比要看他如何爬?
不是這樣的...
蝦子反彈而跳了起來，蟳仔噴白沫，雞一直大聲咕咕叫(拍閣雞)，
狗看了吹狗螺，大人看了屁股跌坐在地上，小孩看了嚇到像狗在地上爬，
這一串的意思是，某件驚世駭俗的事情，讓這些人畜都嚇傻了。
(吹狗螺是狗害怕才會叫的聲音，a~~ewww那種，台灣人通常以此判斷附近是否鬧鬼。)
另外，拍閣雞的閣雞是kok-ke，雞的叫聲kok kok kok kok-ke，
(btw,台語很多名詞與動詞都很有狀聲的功能)
: : 第一戇，食菸歕風，第二戇，拿球相撞，第三戇，帶愛人仔去搧東風。
: 最笨吸菸, 次笨拿球相撞, 第三笨, 攜愛人去兜風.
: (抽煙撞球把馬子最笨, 古時社會風氣保守的看法)
勸告少年仔不要虛擲青春
: : 食袜到矻矻隨，食到嫌畏碎。
^^^^^^
khok-khok對
: 吃不到就步步跟隨, 吃到了卻嫌雜碎.
"這句是專指男人追求異性"，
把不到一直跟，把到了就嫌很煩很佔位置(沒有雜碎那麼嚴重)，
用鄉民的話講就是男人x完就不珍惜了。
: : 娶某司仔，飼某師傅。
師仔(沒出師的徒弟)
: 娶妻算徒弟而已, 養妻子才是師傅.
: : 老人吐氣會輕鬆，查某囡仔吐氣欲嫁翁。
: 老人嘆氣可以放輕鬆, 小女子嘆氣就是想嫁人囉.
這句是專指，女兒終於要出嫁了，老人很輕鬆，女兒才在煩腦，
: : 姻緣相對著，一個提被，一個提蓆。
: 姻緣若相配著了, 一個拿棉被一個拿蓆子.
棉被跟蓆子成就了一張床，指姻緣是相輔而成的。
: : 好醜湯著會燒，好醜某著會笑。好歹瓜著會甜，好歹某著會生。
: 湯好不好吃都得熱, 老婆醜不醜都得要會笑, 瓜果貴賤都要甜,
: 老婆好壞都要會生後代.
不是…
這俗語是指對老婆要知足，至少老婆會笑可以生子就不錯了，
就像湯至少也是熱的，瓜至少也是甜的，有這樣就不錯了，知足就好。
: : 身體健康，學問普通，算盤會摸。
這俗語據我所知是出自劉福助的某首歌，也可能是劉福助編入俗語進歌詞，
講某某雖然不是多出色的人，至少也沒差到那裡去，也算個人才。
: : 做一擺媒人，較好食三年清菜。
做媒人能積很多陰德，贏過吃齋三年。
: : 有翁仔某名，無翁仔某行。
有夫妻的名份，沒夫妻的感情，
指貌合神離。
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: : 好像太多了點....我真的太弱了@@
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