👊宅在家救台灣🇹🇼
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這幾天疫情升溫，雖然跟很多國家每天2000+起跳的確診者比起來，台灣180、200似乎只是小數字，但對於安逸了整整一年的台灣來說，這才是疫情爆炸的剛開始。
在其他國家封城之際，台灣就好像活在平行世界一樣，國外朋友常看著台灣乾瞪眼，姐妹都說他已經很久沒有見到朋友們了，甚至也沒有離家太遠，出門只為了買生活用品，都快忘了社交是什麼。
雙北升級3級警戒，軟西跟柯柯軟弟難得一起窩在家一整個週末，煮飯做甜點(當然是軟弟煮我負責吃哈哈哈)，兩點準時收聽阿中報告，看著新聞說外面街道都沒人，瞬間覺得大家還是滿怕的🤣
為了這次疫情把很多玩樂跟接案推掉了，很多行程也被打亂，跟姐妹期待已久的小旅行也只能延後，就算五月生日月也沒關係，就當作保護自己保護他人吧，雙子座金牛座沒關係，兩周後解除我們再大玩特玩(?哈哈👣👀🗣
防疫期間軟西還是會po一些之前庫存已久的玩樂、餐廳照片，大家就好好收藏起來，之後恢復正常再去吃，這段時間就是勤洗手、多消毒、戴口罩、減少出門，減少謾罵仇恨，跟軟西一起宅在家吧，還能趁機把之前囤積的一堆劇跟電影看完!📺
台灣加油!!!!!!!!🇹🇼🇹🇼🇹🇼🇹🇼🇹🇼所有相關工作人員都辛苦了，希望大家都能多一點體諒，多一點耐心，一起度過這次難關!
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感謝 #有才軟弟 有求必應畫出來哈哈
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#軟西遊記 #台灣加油
ig小數字 在 [花邊] 馬刺官方宣布Wembanyama不穿鞋7尺3.5吋- 看板NBA 的推薦與評價
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Wembanyama took off his shoes, straightened his back, stood still, and
allowed his new employers to take a true scientific accounting of the
distance between the top of his scalp and the soles of his feet. The exact
number, per a Spurs official? Seven feet, three-and-one-half inches.
Wembanyama脫下鞋子站穩穩的挺直了背,讓新雇主用科學的方式量測頭頂到腳底的距離
正確的數字是多少呢? 馬刺官方:「7尺3.5吋」
這則報導完全就是短話長說,網友也對於寫得像同人小說感到有趣,底下紛紛歪樓
Jason Tatum unlocked his safe, pulled out his birth certificate, stood
still, and allowed his new employers to take a true scientific accounting of
the amount of time between the day he was born and today. The exact number,
per a Boston Celtics official? Seventeen-and-one-half years.
Tatum打開保險箱拿出了出生證明,站著不動讓新雇主用科學的方式量測出生那天到今天
總共有多少時間. 正確的數字是多少? 賽爾提克官方:「17.5年」
Ben Simmons opened up his instagram, cashed another game check, conducted
long internal discussion to choose the right sunglasses, pulled down his
pants, stood still, and allowed his new employers to take a true scientific
accounting of the amount of testicular fortitude that he currently possesses.
The exact number, per a Brooklyn Nets official? Zero point five testicular
fortitudes
Simmons打開IG兌換了薪水,對選擇正確的太陽眼鏡展開了長時間的討論,他脫下褲子站
好,讓新雇主用科學的方式量測蛋蛋現在的硬度. 正確的數字是多少?籃網官方「硬度0.5」
Kelvin Benjamin took off his belt, pushed out his stomach, stood still, and
allowed his new employers to take a true scientific accounting of the mass
between the top of his scalp and the soles of his feet. The exact number, per
a Golden Corrall official? Three hundred, eighty five pounds.
Benjamin(被質疑過胖的NFL球員)解下皮帶挺起肚子站好,讓新雇主用科學的方式從頭頂
到腳頂的質量. 正確的數字是多少呢? 吃到飽餐廳官方:「385磅」
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