How To be A ‘’TURK’’
LESSON 1 :) by Emre
[Emre自己寫的,翻譯只好放在留言區]
1-Brushing teeths before to go dentist which didn’t brush before 15 years.
‘’ ıyyykkk :{ ’’
2-Clean home perfectly before the cleaner come.You pay that woman for cleaning but actually you do all job before she comes! Because Turkish woman are so scare if that woman think their house is dirty
3-Fight with your friend to pay the bill in restaurant
AB:Check please!
A:Let me take it please
B:No bring it to me
A:Your money doesn’t mean anything here!
B:I will pay it!
A:NO! I will
B:ME
A:SHUT UP YOU F...
4-When you realize that your shampoo is almost finish and you put some water inside to use it more times.
5- Always try if it works, put 1 Lira in 2 € machines in Europe,
And somehow it always works
1€ = 3.52 Lira
That’s why all Europe hate us
7-When you drive a car and see your friend walking on the street, drive on your car to your friend for to make joke!
8-When you see your friend just bought a new shoes, immediately put your shoes on its to make it dirty and laugh like hell.
This is one of the reason to murder your friend!
9-When you eat and drink something together, you must finish them at the same time. If you don’t do this, you cannot enjoy with your meal
10-Put lace in every single stuff in your home!
That was so famous before, especially grandmothers loved to do this.
You even hardly watch TV because of lace on TV!
11- When your electricity is gone in your home, immediately check another apartment at the window.
12-Using wet wipes for everything!
You start with your hands or face then your phone, table,...
13- When you talk with a foreign, speaking so loudly for them to understand.
Because we think if we speak loudly, you could understand us.
A:BEN İM A DIM MEH MET. AN LA DIN MI?
B:What?
A:MEH MET BE NİM A DIM MEH MET. AN LA DIN MI? KO LA Dİ YO RUM KO LA.
14- When you see a building on the street, you stop there to calculate how much metarials they used to make for that building. Mostly takes for a few hours...
15-When you go theatre or cinema, you check how many people come there and start to calculate how much the owner earns.
A:Hmm now 5000 seats here, tickets are 150 lira. 5000x150... omg SO GOOD.
16- When something broken in your home like your TV, you fix it by punching!
Mostly it works lol
17- When you see a male teenager, make joke about his ’’bird’’ and laugh till he cries.
18- Ask everything price in the mall but never buys. Mostly tells ‘’So good price I will come 2 hours later.’’ But they never go back
19-When there is a gas leak where you are, you check it with lighter!
BOOM!
20-If you see an empty suspecious box on the street, check it by kicking. If doesn’t explore, It means it is not a bomb.
I hope I can make you guys smile today :)
some by mi owner 在 袁彌明 Erica Yuen Facebook 的最讚貼文
The Standard
Residents protest mall plan
About 1,000 residents of South Horizons in Ap Lei Chau and politicians demonstrated around the nearby mass-market retail mall Marina Square (West) that may be turned into a high-end shopping outlet for mainland tourists.
Urging the Taiwanese landlord to halt its plan and not to evict existing small tenants, two groups of residents led by Civic Party and People Power protested around the four-story mall for about two hours from 11am yesterday.
With banners and signs saying ``Say no to outlets'' and ``Serve our community first,'' the protesters expressed their concern that landlord Estate Dragon Group is planning to attract mainlanders by bringing in more outlets of luxury brands, as has been done at the nearby Horizon Plaza.
Led by Civic Party legislator Kenneth Chan Ka-lok and People Power chairwoman Erica Yuen Mi-ming, some also protested outside the Prada outlet at Marina Square East Centre, owned by Hutchison Whampoa (0013).
MTR South Island Line (East) is expected to be completed next year. Last month, about 30 small tenants at the west mall that has provided goods and services for residents for the past 10-20 years received a letter from property management firm Savills. Their rents were either raised by up to a third or they were told their contracts would be terminated in early May, July or October.
But chain stores ParknShop, Watsons, KFC and McDonald's can stay.
Yuen said she will assist about 30 tenants to send letters to the mall owner, urging it to help relocate them. She added that a survey conducted by her party found 96 percent of the 709 respondents said they opposed the outlet plan.
However, the New People's Party's Judy Chan Ka-Pui, who did not join the demonstration, said the public should be more realistic, stressing that Prada is innocent.
She said she will ask the landlord to directly talk to residents next week. She has already helped four doctors find premises for two more years from September in other vacant shops.
She said Savills had said the mall would not be turned into an outlet at this stage.