【我親愛的Zoom視訊客人們】
To My Dear Zoom Clients
我忍了真的⋯⋯真的⋯⋯很久,今天過後實在忍無可忍,一定要叮嚀所有過去和未來的客人們。
我年紀很大了,受不了太大的刺激。
拜託,你們可以Zoom好來嗎?😓😑
一、Zoom視訊的視角 = 拍護照照的視角
護照自2020年起就已成為古董,但大家這一生應該有拍過證件照吧!
對了,就是要頭髮整齊,讓我看到你的雙耳、雙眼、鼻子、嘴巴、頸項和肩膀,到胸部。
我批八字時,需要看整個面相。不要讓你一半的臉掉出鏡頭外,這樣很像鍾無艷,也不要嘴巴不見掉,這樣我很像在跟一條羅漢魚視訊。
我看面相包括看你的嘴巴、牙齒和說話時的嘴形。是的,看相就是需要那麼仔細。
如果你的螢幕太低,那就找書本或舊報紙,把螢幕墊高一點。別讓我整一個小時半只看到你的雙下巴,會把你的面相比例給看錯。
不要一直告訴我不好意思,方法是人想出來的。
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二、光線
太暗,我看你如見鬼。
太亮,我會看不清你的膚色。
拉開窗簾,不要背向陽光。
有必要的話,就直接開燈!
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三、勿放什麼椰樹沙灘/金門大橋的虛擬背景圖
什麼虛擬背景圖都不要放啦~
我的家美最重要,我不在乎你的家美不美,我只是來看命的。
如果你的Wi-Fi不是很強,電腦功能不是很厲害,這類的虛擬背景圖會讓你的視訊畫面卡卡的。
有時你轉個身,整個右邊不見了,或部份的頭髮少了,讓我覺得我好像在看恐怖片,嚇人啊~
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四、環境和聲音
有些海外客人其實非常用心。為了與我視訊,特別去買有麥克風的耳機🎧,讓我能更清楚的聽到他們的聲音。😍
沒有使用耳機和麥克風的客人,往往他們的聲音會有種空氣般的回音,如果他們本身講話又小聲,我的耳機聲量開滿,我還是聽得滿辛苦的
也有香港和馬來西亞客人租過會議室、鐘點房間或單人工作室,就是為了不受家人的干擾,能安心的與我視訊。😍
最有趣的是,去年新加坡阻斷措施時,有位男客人跑到屋外的走廊坐在地上與我視訊。只是外頭風聲有點大,我好幾次都聽不清楚他的聲音。
曾有客人在咖啡廳與我視訊。咖啡廳裡的高談闊論聲和器皿的敲擊聲,頻頻從我的耳機闖進我的耳朵,哇~我的耳朵那時真的是活受罪,還要裝一副氣定神閒的樣子。
天啊,兩次過後,我寧願退錢,也不再見這樣的客人了。耳朵只有一對,我要保護好啊!
在這裡聲明:一般我們買手機時的那種有麥克風的耳機,就已能視訊。沒有戴耳機和麥克風的客人,我一概會拒絕諮詢,把費用原銀奉還。
五、孩子
曾試過諮詢的前20分鐘,一直被女客人的小孩打擾,進來哭著要媽媽主持公道。
如果你家中有六歲以下的兒童,會時不時來敲你的門,我建議你還是先別約我。你這樣會分心,無法聽好我交代的事,而我也得一直等你去安撫你的孩子,就無法在限定時間內看完你的八字,這樣對誰都不公平。
六、我只見客人一人
這個規矩,從我一出道就定下來,也清楚的寫在網站上,根本不用一而再的來試探水溫。
但這兩個星期,還是有客人硬闖關,事先安排自己的配偶/孩子坐在電腦的另一面,要他們聽我講他的八字。
我從不改我的規矩,也沒有八字或風水是我非看不可的。
讀書這麼高,連自己的命都不能自己負責,這已經不是能改到命的人了。
你一定要你的配偶陪你聽,那你需要的不是我來教你改命,是你的配偶來安你的心。
將來若還有這樣的事,我會直接中斷視訊,把錢退回去。
七、「我第一次用Zoom!」
可是從報名那天到今天的諮詢,你有兩個月的時間去摸索。
兩個月,怎麼還是錯誤百出?因為客人根本沒有事先準備和練習。
結果我就這樣等了20分鐘,還得等對方下載軟件。
Zoom不難使用,但如果是你沒有花時間去摸索,就不要撒謊,直接說,我就直接退現錢。
品德是改命的資糧,不要為了自己能脫身就隨便編一個漏洞百出的謊,還說自己是好人。這...不會臉皮太厚了嗎?
小事都不願做好,絕對不會成大器。
八、暈車
有些客人用Ipad或手機來視訊。
重點是,他一支手拿著手機,一支手拿筆寫筆記。他一邊寫,另一支手就一邊搖晃。他做在床上,移動一下,手機就彷彿大海嘯幾下🌊
我一天如果見三個這樣客人,我的視線就搖晃了5個小時。工作完畢後,頭也會痛得厲害,無法完成晚上製片的工作。
沒有自拍器三腳架,也應該有些書本或東西來頂著手機。
各位,多點善心,為我著想一下吧⋯⋯
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To My Dear Zoom Clients
I have been enduring it for a really really long time. That's it! I am gonna put a stop to this after today and send out this reminder to all my past and future clients.
I am getting on in years, and cannot stand too much stimulation.
Please.... can you guys do a proper Zoom?
Number 1: Going on screen in Zoom = Taking a photograph for your passport.
Since 2020, the passport has become something of an antique but I believe everyone has taken some kind of ID photos! Yes, the ones with your neatly combed trusses where I can see both your ears, nose, mouth, neck, shoulder all the way to your chest.
I would like to see your full face during the Bazi Consultation. Please don't allow half your face to fall off the screen and you end up looking like Zhong Wu Yan! Please also don't hide your mouth making me feel like I am talking to a Arrowana.
When I analyze your facial features, it includes your mouth, teeth and the shape of your mouth while you are talking. Yes, it is down to such level of details.
If your PC / Laptop monitor is too low, please find a book or old newspapers and stack it on top. Please don't let me only see your double chin for that 1.5 hours, as I would probably get the proportion of your face wrong.
Don't keep telling me you are apologetic. Think of a way out.
Number 2: The background lighting.
Too dark, you risk looking like a ghost.
Too bright, I cannot figure out your skin color.
Draw open the curtains, but don't face your back to the sunlight.
If necessary, just turn on the lights!
Number 3: Background images of coconut trees on sandy beaches or the Golden Gate Bridge.
There is no need to put on a virtual background. I only care about how my hone looks, I am not bothered by yours. I am only here to see your Bazi.
If your WIFI signal or your PC / Laptop performance is poor, using the virtual background can often make your Zoom video choppy. Sometimes when you turn your body, one side of your body or some part of your hair will disappear. It's really like one of those spooky movies scaring the wits out of me.
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Number 4: Background environment and noise.
Some of my overseas clients really put in effort for our Zoom sessions. They bought a headset with a mic so that I can hear them properly and vice versa.
Those that did not use a earphone or a headset often sounded echo-ish, and if they spoke softly, I would have to turn on the volume on my side full throttle and still have a hard time trying to hear them.
There are some clients from Hong Kong and Malaysia who would rent meeting rooms, hotel rooms or private work spaces by the hour so as to reduce any disturbance from others and better focus on the Zoom session with me.
I recalled an interesting incident during the Circuit Breaker last year. A client from Singapore Zoom-ed with me along the corridor outside his house. Most of the time, I was hearing the howling of the winds rather than his voice.
Some clients sat themselves in coffee places for our session. These places are often filled with loud chatters and the clanging of cups and plates, and my ears suffered terribly. Yet, I have to continue to be seen as composed and attentive.
Goodness me, after 2 of such experiences, I decided that I rather refund these clients and never see them again. I have only 1 pair of ears and I want to protect them at all costs!
A normal earpiece that comes with the purchase of a handphone is good enough for Zoom video calls. For clients who do not have a earpiece/headset and a mic, I would end the consultation and refund the monies.
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Number 5: Children
There was once where a session with a female client was repeatedly disrupted by her kids, running in crying for their mother to settle their quarrels. If you have children below 6 years of age, and likely to interrupt our session, I suggest you don't book a consultation with me.
You will be distracted, unable to focus on my advice and I have to wait for you to clear up the situation with your children, eating into the allowable time for me to complete the consultation. This is unfair to both you and me.
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Number 6: I only meet one person, that is the Client.
I have set this requirement the day I stepped into this line of work, and it is clearly written in my booking form. There is no need to try your luck under any circumstances.
But in the space of 2 weeks, there were some clients who rode their luck and got their spouse / child to sit on the other side of the screen to listen in on our consultation.
I never change my stance, and there is no single client that I cannot afford to lose.
If you insist to have your spouse sit in, it is apparent that you do not need me to help transform your destiny. Rather you really need your spouse to put your heart at ease.
If such things happen the next time, I will end the session immediately and refund the fees.
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Number 7: "My first time using Zoom"
But you have 2 full months to prepare before our actual consultation. You did not end up wasting time exploring the software and I wasted 20 mins waiting for you to download the software.
Zoom is an easy software to use but if you did not spend the time to familiarize yourself with it, please quit the lies and tell me directly. I will refund the consultation fees on the spot.
Our moral ethics serve as the foundation for our transformation. Stop weaving web of lies to get out of sticky situations, and still claim that you are a good person. Isn't this too thick-skinned?
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Number 8: Giddy spells
Some clients use Ipad or their handphones for the Zoom session. Crucially, they hold the device with one hand, and take notes with the other. As they write, the other hand holding the phone becomes shaky. If he is doing that on his bed, his handphone would shake like a tsunami wave every time he changes his position.
If I see 3 such clients within a day, it would be 5 hours of shaking visuals for me. That would mean a splitting headache at the end of my work day, and not being able to work on my videos at night.
Even if you don't have a tripod stand, at least prop up the device with a book or something.
Please everyone, please be kind and have mercy on me......
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<脫口秀小訣竅中英翻譯-靈感篇>
文長注意!
之前小歐在脫口秀社團po了外國佛心大神脫口秀演員Gary Gulman,在twitter上連載的366個脫口秀小訣竅。
小妹就認領了靈感篇來翻譯。以下為22個小訣竅的中英文對照,若有翻的不盡理想的地方,請留言詳述,我會再看怎麼修改。原文和網誌版會放在留言處,方便大家查看。
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靈感
Tip No. 41: You know those quirky little things you do and think? Collect them in a file or on paper. Even if you’re a storyteller, you can use these as details to add depth and distinction to your jokes.
你了解自己做或想的古怪小事嗎? 把他們記錄在紙上或檔案夾裡。即使你是講故事的人,也可以將這些內容作為細節,以增加笑話的深度和特色。
GARY'S FAVORITES
Gary(原作者)的最愛
Tip No. 45: Don’t Hoard Jokes
Don’t worry about “burning” material on a special or album. Hoarding jokes may signal to your brain that you’re out of ideas. “You can’t use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have.” — Maya Angelou.
不要囤積笑話。不要怕在演出或專場用光自己累積的材料。囤積笑話會對你的大腦發出信號,暗示你已經沒有想法。如同Maya Angelou所說:”你無法耗盡創意。 你使用的越多,你擁有的就越多。”
Gary’s thoughts on Tip No. 45: This attitude has been crucial to an unprecedented streak of creativity over the last two years. I’ve written four hours of material, which is almost as much as I wrote in my first 23 years of comedy. Most important has been my health, this idea may be second.
Gary對此建議的想法: 在過去兩年中,這種態度對我的前所未有的創造力,有著至關重要的影響。我已經寫了四個小時的素材,這幾乎與我前23年的喜劇寫作一樣多。最重要的是我的健康,這個想法則排名第二位。
Tip No. 62: Look for inspiration everywhere. Paintings, music, poetry, rap, novels, nonfiction, short stories, theater, philosophy, etc. can all provide a spark for creativity. Cross-pollinate your work with broad influences and watch your creativity grow.
在各處尋找靈感。繪畫、音樂、詩歌、饒舌、小說、非小說、短篇故事、戲劇、哲學..等,都可以為創造力提供火花。以廣泛的影響力對你的工作進行異花授粉(原文:cross pollination,藉由風或昆蟲從別的花獲得繁衍的花粉),並觀察你的創造力增長。
Tip No. 63: Write it all down while the coffee is still telling you you’re mighty. Reread after you’ve turned back into Dr. Banner (yes he’s a genius, but not as self-confident in that condition). That buzz is so valuable but needs editing.
在咖啡發揮效果告訴你”你超棒”的時期,把所有想法寫下來。當你回復成原本的自我 (原文: Dr. Banner,也就是尚未變身成綠巨人浩克的班納博士,是個缺乏自信的天才)時,重讀一次剛才的寫作。思緒激昂(原文:buzz,也有微醺、很鏘的意思)很珍貴,但需要編輯。
GARY'S FAVORITES
Gary(原作者)的最愛
Tip No. 90: After a Good Set, Brainstorm
You just had a great set. Instead of celebrating, use that hour or so after when the synapses are still firing and your confidence is soaring to voice record or write down the ideas that pop up during that especially fertile creative time.
如果你剛完成一場精采的表演,不用太早慶祝,要在大腦突觸仍在觸發、信心爆發、靈感特別豐腴的創作時間裡,把突然出現的想法錄音或寫下,再多花一個小時左右的時間繼續創作吧。
Gary’s thoughts on Tip No. 90: Huge help in making jokes that work longer and coming up with tangents and inspired ideas.
Gary對此建議的想法: 這建議在創作笑話的過程中提供巨大幫助,並提供變化和啟發性的想法。
Tip No. 92: Notice where you do your best thinking. The shower? Running? Listening to music? Not listening to music? Driving? Walking? Make sure to put yourself in the places where you’re doing your best thinking as frequently as possible.
你有注意過你在哪個’場景最能好好思考嗎。沐浴時?跑步時?聽音樂時?不聽音樂時?開車時?走路時?請盡量把自己放在最適合思考的場域。
Tip No. 132: I think you can limit frustration and discouragement by writing just a page on a new premise before trying it out onstage. See if there’s anything there before you spend a day on a new joke. But if you’re truly excited by the new idea, keep going!
我認為你可以在上台試笑話之前,先寫一頁的新前提,這可以限制你的挫敗感和沮喪感。在你花一整天開發新笑話之前,先研究前提是否可挖掘。但是,如果你真心對這個新點子感到興奮,那就放手去做吧!
Tip No. 143: Listen to strangers’ conversations. (I tell myself it’s not impolite if they’re being super-loud.) I got “How Dottie is that?” when a supercilious woman named Jodi bragged “How Jodi is that?” “So Jodi,” her friend replied.
偷聽陌生人的對談(我都告訴自己偷聽並不是沒禮貌的行徑,是他們講話太大聲了)。我有一次聽到一個名叫Jodi的膚淺女人吹噓"How Jodi is that?",她朋友回覆:"So Jodi",我因此想出了我的 “How Dottie is that?” 笑話。
Tip No. 157: Need new joke ideas? Be sensitive. If you’re uncomfortable with that word, use “irritable” (or grow up). A lot of good comedy comes from reaction to injustice or discomfort large and small, which requires being hypersensitive to those feelings.
需要新的笑話創意嗎?保持敏感。如果你對這個詞不滿意,請使用“煩躁”(或成長)。 許多優秀喜劇源自於對不平等或不適的大大小小的反應,產生這些感覺都需要保持敏感。
Tip No. 217: “All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster’s autobiography.” — Federico Fellini. Purposefully mine your personal history for your act. Your life is a wellspring. Dig deep.
Federico Fellini說過:“所有藝術都是自傳。珍珠是牡蠣的自傳。”有目的得挖掘你的個人經歷,以作為你的演出。你的生活是靈感之源。請深入挖掘。
Tip No. 241: Many of your favorite writers include the same themes/subjects/objects/interests repeatedly in their work. Don’t be afraid to return again and again to your passions and obsessions to explore and expound.
你最愛的許多作家,都會在他們的作品裡重複探討相同的主題/目標/對象/興趣。不要害怕在你的熱情和沉迷之處,一次又一次得重複探索和闡述。
Tip No. 285: Explore unusual angles in a joke. Example: Examine things from the POV of a child or an Expert. My man Jimmy P and I still laugh over his “Martian response to high school football practice: Why are the hard-heads (players) taking orders from the small soft-heads (coach)?”
在笑話中探索不尋常的觀點。例如:從孩子或專家的視角觀看事物。我和我的兄弟Jimmy P仍會為他的笑話大笑:“火星人對高中足球訓練的反應:為什麼硬頭(球員)會從小型軟頭(教練)那裡得到命令?”
Tip No. 297: One of the miracles of comedy is that you can get redemption for suffering, small and large, by making something funny with it. When you are ready, try to write something funny about your mistakes, setbacks, or even tragedies.
喜劇的奇蹟之一是,藉由使事情變得有趣,你可以從大大小小的苦難中得到救贖。 當你準備就緒時,請嘗試寫一些有關你的錯誤、挫折甚至悲劇的有趣訊息。
Tip No. 298: Skim your life for the unusual events and activities that you can’t believe you were a part of or that people can’t believe you were a part of. Then write about it! Back row No. 93 MULLET:
No. 93後衛MULLET: “瀏覽你一生經歷過的、你或別人不敢相信你參與其中的奇特事件和活動。然後把它寫下來吧!“
Tip No. 310: When it comes to solving the puzzles that are our jokes, draw on every area of knowledge, expertise, and talent. It’s so gratifying to use a fact, a lesson, or a memory from elementary school, high school, or elsewhere to fill in the joke.
在解決我們玩笑的難關時,請利用各個領域的常識、專業知識和才能。用小學、高中或其他地方的事實、課業或回憶來充實笑話,會非常令人滿足。
Tip No. 311: Some of your best ideas will come to you in the shower. There’s science behind why it happens. Get a shower notepad if you have trouble remembering your ideas. Don’t listen to music. Listen to your thoughts. Ruminate on tonight’s set or a new joke.
洗澡時,你可能想到一些最好的點子。這現象的發生原因有科學依據。如果你難以記住自己的想法,請準備淋浴記事本。不要聽音樂。聽你的想法。用今晚的場景或一個新的笑話來反思。
Tip No. 313: Try teaching or informing the audience about something through some of your jokes. We love to learn while being entertained and vice versa. You have knowledge? Put it in your act! Just make sure it’s funny.
試試看通過講笑話來教導或告知聽眾新知識吧。我們喜歡在娛樂的同時學習,反之亦然。你有新知識嗎?把它放在你的演出!只要確保它很有趣就行。
Tip No. 327: Going home for Thanksgiving? Take copious notes! Your family is unique. Being reminded of the dynamics and adding new memories will be great resources for your act. “Family isn’t a word. It’s a sentence.”
逢年過節你會回家和家人團聚嗎?做大量筆記!你的家人是獨一無二的。記住動態場景並添加新的記憶,這會是你表演的寶貴資源。“家庭不是一個詞。 而是一個句子。”
Tip No. 331: There are great stories from our lives that we’re not able to translate into stand-up. Don’t throw them out. Collect those stories in a file for radio and TV and other interview situations.
我們生活中有許多很棒的故事,但我們無法將其轉化為脫口秀。可是不要把它們丟掉。要將這些故事收集在資料夾裡,以後在進行廣播和電視或採訪時可能用的到。
Tip No. 340: Volunteer! Especially if you don’t have a day job. There are so many opportunities to help. You will do good and have something new to write about. In NYC we have New York Cares. One year we decorated an elementary school for Halloween.
如果你沒有正職工作,當志工吧!你會有很多機會能幫助別人。你會做得很好,並有新的事情能寫。在紐約,我們設有紐約關懷中心。今年我們為萬聖節裝飾了一所小學。
Tip No. 358: I have recently started audio recording all notes sessions (for projects), and next time I pitch jokes with a friend I will record that too. It’s very helpful. You will be surprised at what you forgot when you listen back. Ask permission first.
我最近開始錄製所有筆記會話(用於專案)的錄音檔,並且下次我與朋友開玩笑時,我也會錄音。這非常有幫助。當你回聽時,你會驚訝於你忘記了什麼。但錄音前請先徵得許可。
Tip No. 360: Spending holidays with kids? Pay attention to them. Listen to them. Take note and embrace their curiosity and enthusiasm within your writing. (Also avoid the “kids these days” writing. It’s lazy.) Merry Christmas from your second favorite long-haired Jew.
和孩子一起度假嗎?注意觀察他們。聽他們說話。寫下你觀察到的東西並注意,並在寫作中懷抱孩子們的好奇心和熱情。(不要流水帳的寫“現在的小屁孩都如何如何”。這很懶。)你第二喜歡的長髮猶太叔叔在此祝你聖誕快樂(註,原作Gary是猶太人)。
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慢慢變硬,得咗!
原來佢講嘢都係可以有骨嘅...
响參加APEC視象高峰會之前,有傳媒訪問加拿大總理,問佢有無後悔拉咗華為太子女。佢話作為尊重法治嘅國家,只係履行同盟國引導嘅承諾,後咩悔?之後仲唔開名咁講嘢有骨添。
“Do I regret that Canada followed its laws? Do I regret that Canada lived up to a long-standing extradition treaty with our closest ally? Absolutely not."
(問我有無後悔加拿大跟足法律?後唔後悔堅持履行同最親密嘅盟友嘅引渡協議?緊係無啦!)
“Canada is a country of the rule of law. And obeying those laws can’t just be when it’s convenient or when it’s easy. If you’re a country of the rule of law, if you’re a country of values, you need to stick up for those. And that’s exactly what we’re doing.”
(加拿大係講求法治嘅國家,執行法律唔係靠方便同順手嘅。如果一個國家係係尊重法治,相信(國際)核心價值,就好自然會堅持,我地依家咪係咁做囉。)
喂,咁講係咩意思呀?邊個唔講求法治?邊個唔相信核心價值?無貪方便同順手喎!
"In the face of pressure and increasingly coercive moves by one of the world's great powers, I think that really highlights at which point we need to be working together as allies, as neighbours, as friends, as countries.”
(面對世上其中一個最大勢力嘅壓力同要脅,我覺得係需要同盟友、鄰國同朋友一齊合作。)
好講清楚喇喎,係咪美帝?
"Very few countries could stand up on its own to a superpower, to a great power. But working together in alignment, we can make sure there is a recognition that the path that China is choosing to take right now is probably not going to be as effective — even for them — as they think it will.”
(世上唔會有幾多國家能夠獨自抵抗呢啲國際超級勢力,不過只要聯成一線,我覺得可以令中國依家用嘅方法無咁有效,至少無佢地想象中咁容易。)
#吖你變晒喇
報導:
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Trudeau defends arrest of Huawei executive, says world must stand up to China
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踢萬's new single 360° (Beatbox Freestyle) 字幕MV
把 freestyle bars 直接當一首新歌重做,加上副歌,曲也重編
老早就想把它完成,最近在錄大嘻哈小炸
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Song Credit:
Produce by 薑母鴨 Ginger Duck
Mix by 薑母鴨 Ginger Duck
Master by 薑母鴨 Ginger Duck
Record by 薑母鴨 Ginger Duck, Jacky
Lyrics by 踢萬8IG8A8Y
Compose by 踢萬8IG8A8Y
Video Credit:
Direct by 阿邦 AnBang
Edit by 阿邦 AnBang
Logo Design by 冠宇
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Note:
歌詞中
"I" so clean 意味著 穿著 Reebok Iverson 擦得很乾淨很 fresh
Flexing 三百六十度 代表 各個方向零死角炫
With my BIGGIE 表示 踢萬的樂團 BIGGOE 萬
萬 hunnit 代表 One Hundred ㄧ百分的意思
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Lyrics:
Hook:
“I” so clean 沒毛病 flexing 三百六十度
Look at me 187 萬 hunnit 0894 酷
“I” so clean with my BIGGIE 一起 三百六十度
You know I 製造優質 crew, hustle hard 直到休止符
(Okay) x2
Rap Verse:
要創作先搞懂文化
Pull up ideas 融會 貫通文法
似懂非懂的假董仔 別裝懂就上
道不同不相為盟 炒著相同舊帳
I’ve done told y’all
Think like a boss, stay loyal like a soldier
I dunno what you talking’ bout
So fuck what you thought
出來混先潤潤筆法 不然真叫人疲乏
文不對題 聽你一堆屁話 I might speed up
Spit it out 全部都是 truth
Click Clack Bow 一觸即發 so ruled
Gun off safety 沒有任何人 gonna save me
所有 homies 來自不同背景
共苦 能否一起同甘 同步 chase dreams
Still on my Day One same team
Not a Damn thing changed
With my squad 肩並肩
After show 喝完唱完 先領錢
Hook:
“I” so clean 沒毛病 flexing 三百六十度
Look at me 187 萬 hunnit 0894 酷
“I” so clean with my BIGGIE 一起 三百六十度
You know I 製造優質 crew, hustle hard 直到休止符
(Okay) x2
2nd Rap Verse:
I don’t even care,
Fuck is you wearing?
Can’t compare me with them I’m very ill
Got many skills
Staying still
Paying bills
沒聽錯
You might get got
被追殺 白目注意嘴巴-
We stay fly
Go outside 穿上 AI,
搜刮金錢袋
安靜 淡定 grinding 的天才-
I made my-
time come around
到現在-
發現原來
做自己愛事 阿嘶
爽度沒變卦
說真的
世界上沒有 Santa-
Not a gangsta
依然能 make it rain
就像 weather man
Change the weather
正要開始 台詞 跟上拍子 愛死
Cold as ice
Cut the beat, sliced
Beatbox, switch up
真要代言我選擇 Reebok
Fila 先別 我堅決
當我開口就先把 文法
不通順的全部殲滅
I can’t stand it,
understand me
回頭是岸 沒後路只能前進
這場賽跑馬拉松 不是田徑
聽天由命 或者單槍匹馬
突破險境
扶 搖 直 上 way up
奪走最大塊的甜餅
Get it?
Hook:
“I” so clean 沒毛病 flexing 三百六十度
Look at me 187 萬 hunnit 0894 酷
“I” so clean with my BIGGIE 一起 三百六十度
You know I 製造優質 crew, hustle hard 直到休止符
(Okay) x2
#beatboxfreestyle #360 #三百六十度
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到現在還有很多人不明白“Kick”是什麼意思...
【Kick 來料 Kick Coming】Youtube高清版 : https://youtu.be/M6hwzD4Zx0U
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啊來!
Kick 來料!
啊哈! Kick 來料喂!
OMG ... here's the kick
真的來料!
The inspiration really coming!
Susie愛去Club Jennifer 嘛愛去Club
Susie wanna go clubbing Jennifer wanna go clubbing
Stephanie 跟 Josephine 打電話叫我去Club
Stephanie and Josephine all wanna go clubbing with me!
阿公他凍未條 阿嬷嘛跟他肖
Grandpa can't stand it any longer so he's coming too!
Everybody 作陣抓Kick 搖尻川跟搖頭
Everybody catching the 'Kick' fever and shaking their booty!
Clubbing Kaki 去 Clubbing 衝到三更半瞑
Fellow clubbers partying till midnight
飲酒飲乎伊斃 明天是明天的代志
Let's drink like there's no tomorrow
你麥跟我教係 麥直直念 直直講
Cut the crap and Don't you dare educating me
直直喔咿喔咿喔咿喔咿喔咿喔咿喔咿喔咿
All I here is ... Oo Yee Oo Yee Oo Yee....
看我搖我的尻川 看你搖你的尻川
I'm shaking my booty and you're shaking your booty!
看他搖他的尻川 西北爽 西北爽
He's shaking his booty and everyone's feeling awesome!
看我搖我的尻川 看你搖你的尻川
I'm shaking my booty and you're shaking your booty!
看他搖他的尻川 西北爽 西北爽
She's shaking his booty and everyone's feeling awesome!
西北爽 西北爽 西北爽 西北爽
Damn this is awesome! Awesome!
看他搖他的尻川 西北爽 西北爽 (X2)
She's shaking his booty and everyone's feeling awesome!
你應該帶你的Daddy Mummy作陣來搖
Bring your parents and shake the booty with us!
做一個孝順的囜仔 麥自己搖自己爽
Be a good son, go share the booty shaking joy with your parents too!
Uncle Auntie 聽Lelio 嘛有RnB Hip-hop
Uncle & Auntie go listen to R&B HipHop music on the radio
看到黑人擱撞他講 "Whassap bro!!!"
When they see our homie greet each other they go "Whatssap Bro!"
腳擬手手擬腳 我講我不會跳舞
I move like a zombie and I can't really dance!
我知你敖啦Pattern了了 直直靠北靠母
Yeah I know you'v got the moves so please stop showing off!
我的手若拿起來 黑目鏡蓋條目睭
But when I put on the shades and hands up in the air
抓到Kick了尻川automatic嘛係搖 嘛係爽
My 'Kick' will come My booty starts shaking and everyone's happy!
聖誕節愛去Club萬聖節嘛愛去Club
X'mas clubbing time! Halloween's clubbing time!
中秋節清明節重陽節嘛愛去Club
Moon cake Festival's clubbing time! Ghost Festival's clubbing!
跨年夜愛去Club平安夜嘛愛去Club
Lunar New Year's clubbing time and Silent Night's clubbing time!
分手夜月圓之夜初夜嘛愛去Club
Breakup night's cubbing time and losing your virginity night's also clubbing time!
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【BABI/你是豬】將在11月20日,於全台灣戲院正式上映! 並在11月6及7號在《金馬影展》世界首映。
【BABI/你是豬】由真人真事改編, 這起大型的校園種族暴動事件,發生在2000年馬來西亞南方小鎮的一所學校裡。
當時的馬來西亞處在一黨獨大,爛權腐敗,媒體被嚴格控管及消息封鎖的階段。因此這起事件在當時已被相關單位“和諧”,在馬來西亞幾乎沒有人知道。
我想把這部電影拍出來,目的除了要揭露事實的真相,也要藉此提醒馬來西亞人種族之間必須更團結,互助,交流,才不會一直被政治人物利用,以操弄種族情緒而達到政治目的。不然就會發生更多類似的悲劇。。。
“BABI”在馬來語裡面是“豬”的意思。在一般人眼裡,“豬”就只是一個動物的名稱。但在穆斯林的眼裡,豬是不潔的動物,只要在任何媒體上或言論上提到“豬”這個字眼,等同犯了大忌,會引起很大的爭議。而這部電影就是建立在“豬”這個字眼所引發的一系列連鎖效應,最後造成的悲劇。
【BABI/你是豬】在馬來西亞是一部禁片,沒辦法找到投資,因此只用了非常低的成本來拍攝,過程非常艱難和痛苦。但慶幸的是,最後我們不但在重重壓力下完成了拍攝,甚至還受到了各國影展的青睞,包括【德國柏林電影節】,【泰國國際電影節】以及【金馬影展】,有這樣的成績讓我們都感到非常欣慰。
感謝【金馬影展】的評審對【BABI/你是豬】的肯定,希望未來能讓更多人知道,並看得到這一部電影。
我們堅決反對種族政策,反對政府控制媒體及各種官官相護的行為。在此祝願我的國家馬來西亞未來能夠更好,各族團結共榮,一起譴責種族主義和一切歧視的行為。
最後,我要感謝台灣這片土地對不同聲音及藝術作品的包容與接納,感謝台灣,感謝【金馬影展】【金馬獎】以及發行商【華映娛樂】對我的肯定!
我們11月20號不見不散!
‘Babi’ will be available in all Taiwan cinemas on November 20 onwards! The film is also scheduled to debut internationally at the ‘Taipei Golden Horse Film Festival’ on the 6 and 7 of November 2020.
‘BABI’ is a film which is based on an actual real-life event, the movie sheds light on a massive school racial riot, the incident took place in year 2000 in a small town somewhere Southern in Malaysia.
During that time Malaysia was still under the authoritarian rule of one-dominant party, abuse of power and corruption were frequent, media and news were being stringently controlled or filtered. Thus, the incident was being ‘compromised’ by relevant authority, the case was unknown to most of the Malaysians.
I want to disclose the story though art and filming but most importantly sending a message to all Malaysians that we must be more unified disregard of our ethnicity and race. In short, we shall always lend a helping hand to each other and communicate with our hearts and souls therefore we won’t be exploited by politicians who incite racial sentiment to reach their end goal. Otherwise, we will only be trapped in this tragic never-ending cycle…
‘BABI’ in Malay means ‘PIG’. In someone’s eyes, ‘BABI’ is purely just a name for an animal but in Muslim’s eyes, pig resembles unholiness, a word which would radiate sin even mutter from one’s mouth, a taboo word which would spark controversy on any given media or comment section. Hence, this movie is built upon how the word ‘BABI’ triggered a chain reaction which ultimately resulted a series of misfortunes.
‘BABI’ is not passed for screening in Malaysia, a banned film. Due to this reason, the budget for this movie was very limited, I have had only a little of resources to finish this project, the process was arduous and agonizing. Luckily, we have not only completed the film under such immense pressure but being invited to Berlin International Film Festival, International Thai Film Festival and Golden Horse Film Festival as well, I’m relief that our labour and passion bore fruit right in the very end.
I want to thank the judging panel for all the recognition. I hope that in the future more people would know about the film and able to watch it.
We stand firm against any race policy and structural racism, we strongly oppose nepotism and government controlled media. I wish my home country Malaysia, to be ever united against racial policy and has a brighter future ahead.
I would like to thank Taiwan for welcoming all different kind of voices and art, thank you Taiwan. Lastly, shout-out to the ‘Taipei Golden Horse Film Festival’, ‘Golden Horse Awards’ and the film’s distributor ‘CPT Entertainment’ for their acknowledgment.
See you in the cinemas on November 20!
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【你是豬|BABI】購票連結 Ticketing Link: https://www.ezding.com.tw/movieInfo?movieid=1fb7e4b914af42a3b44c268aba72fa75
【你是豬|BABI】預告Trailer:https://youtu.be/_ZuZiHMSXtE
【你是豬|BABI】電影插曲【Happy Family】https://youtu.be/tdnfe3lALd8
【你是豬|BABI】解釋 Penjelasan:https://bit.ly/3mog7ps
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配合《BABI 你是豬》正式在台灣上映,黃明志決定開放福利給粉絲啦‼
黃明志將會於11月13日 - 16日在台灣舉辦《BABI 你是豬》電影見面會。屆時你將會和黃明志一同看電影,還有機會能在電影結束後向黃明志提問,無論你心中有什麼疑惑都可以大膽地提出來!
除了和黃明志近距離接觸外,還有機會獲得簽名海報喔!看到這裡你心動了嗎?心動不如行動,趕快點擊連結買票吧 ?
粉絲簽名分享會地點如下:
11/13(五) 桃園 - 美麗新台茂影城 19:00
活動頁面:https://fb.me/e/3g4Q1KlrQ
桃園粉絲簽名分享會買票連結:https://reurl.cc/3Lm7K8
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11/14(六) 台中 - 台中站前秀泰影城S2館 13:30
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台中粉絲簽名分享會買票連結:https://reurl.cc/k0vWG9
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11/14(六) 嘉義 - 嘉義秀泰 18:30
活動頁面:https://fb.me/e/cnL2zcQ8B
嘉義粉絲簽名分享會買票連結:https://reurl.cc/Q3DoQ5
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11/15(日) 台南 - 台南大遠百威秀影城 13:00
活動頁面:https://fb.me/e/4szAREnw3
台南粉絲簽名分享會買票連結:https://reurl.cc/EzDN8g
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11/15(日) 高雄 - 高雄喜滿客夢時代影城 17:30
活動頁面:https://fb.me/e/3HEFXP91r
高雄粉絲簽名分享會買票連結:https://reurl.cc/8n76xy
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11/16(一) 台北 - in89豪華數位影城 19:00
活動頁面:https://fb.me/e/1KkqasF4G
台北粉絲簽名分享會買票連結:https://reurl.cc/R1D74D
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