四.第一隻job -「在逼科的每一個人,也在找自己的出路,不是做到manager 就是成功,亦不是做到senior year 1 (做了三年) resign 就是失敗,畢竟她的前途永遠也是未知之數。」
2015年11月,我第一隻job是製造帽的上市公司,在孟加拉亦有分公司,今次落field 主要處理pre-final (註:大部份上市公司都要做pre-final,以減輕一點final audit 的workdone。
作為全team 最底層的員工,出job 一定要預備上年的external file,所有的文具,薯餅,薯條,空file,所以我就大包小包的提到客戶的門口,再跟我當時的senior in charge (SIC) 會合。我們一行三人(全女班),略為整理一下衣服,就浩浩蕩蕩的行進客戶的公司,迎面而來的是一個中年男人,他滿面笑容的迎接我們。
客戶看一看我:「我們又見面啦,今次又有fresh grad加入。來吧!我幫你們book 了房,schedule 我過一會兒會send 給你。」
SIC:「無法啦,上市公司做完final audit,過數月就開interim,之後又要做pre-final。」
客戶將我們帶到一間小小的房間,剛好可以放下一張枱,那時的我天真地質疑「為何一間上市公司的裝修那麼殘舊,空間亦偏細。」後來我才明白,一間每天沒有股票成交的公司,你到底渴望公司有多大多漂亮呢?」
在那狹窄的空間,空氣好像凝結了,只有打字的聲音,她們的眼中好像只有工作,我們第一天見面,不是都要互相認識一下嗎?
在寂靜中,SIC聚精會神的看著螢幕,頭也不抬問我:「為何你選擇做audit? 」
我想也沒有想:「我知道這數年會好辛苦,但我需要學到更多的technical skills,而在逼科是最快的方法。」
SIC不帶一點的感情說:「你知不知這裡的turnover rate 有多高?有多辛苦?每天做到凌晨只為客戶的annual report,但沒有人會欣賞你付出的努力,最後即使你的薪水看似不錯,其實時薪比一個麥當勞的員工還不如。」
我:「你會唔會做到manager 先走?」
SIC:「我今年會走。不想再浪費時間。」
她只是比我做多兩年的時間,但卻有看透世事的感覺。第一天入職,聽到的卻是連SIC 都想resign 的消息,但這確實是行業的生態。留著的人拼命想離開,留著只因為還未有更好的offer。
返工的第一天,卻在研究resign,是多麼的可笑又可悲呢?她看着我,明白我太fresh,不懂她在想什麼,但我亦沒有裝懂。我知道時間會讓我明白一切。
及後我在工作,看到task allocation list 那超多的testing (check supporting document)已經傻了眼,目測至少有100 samples,代表有100 份文件要看,但我才只有4天的booking,那如何是好呢?
我問SIC:「所有的testing 你assign 給我的,全部都要4 日內完成嗎?」
SIC淡然地說:「當然,完了4 日booking,不會再有額外的人幫你完成未完成的。」
我:「但我只係搵憑証都要4日啦,更不用說要查看憑証,還有要做working 呢?」
SIC指一指出面的員工:「你send 個excel 給他,他會幫你填上你所需要的資料。」
我:「但他去填,我又無看過憑証,我根本不能確定他的資料正確與否。不正是放飛機嗎?」
SIC:「他填完你可以抽check,以確保無問題。」
我:「所以我是sample 以上的sample?」
SIC:「你遲早會明白,每個放飛機的人都是走頭無路,你要在限時內完成所有的workdone,人手是有限的,如果你要用過多的時間去處理這些簡單的工作,一些更重要的task,你就沒有時間去完成。你完成不了,就只有被罵。別人不會理會你如何完成,他們只會在意你完成了嗎?你工作的質素如何?」
我:「那所謂的專業呢?在大學讀三年會計,用三年的時間考會計師牌,難道只為了所有為做而做的working嗎? (註:審計師的工作,包括所有的testing, 解fluctuation,review forecast等等)」
SIC若有所思的看着我:「先不要想這些有的沒有的。如果你想在這裡生存,最好聽話一點,我叫你做什麼,你就做什麼,這裡不容許下屬有反駁的機會,希望你明白這裡的遊戲規則。你一定覺得我好harsh,但你之後會明白沒有人好像我那麼誠實,教你生存的規則。不要再說了,工作吧,不然,連pre-final 也要OT。(註: pre-final 本身是分擔final 的工作量,讓審計師先處理9至10個月的financial,當然亦會做internal control 和understanding 的workdone)
4 日的booking,𣊬間即逝,那所有的testing/workdone 我亦輕輕鬆鬆完成了,而怎樣完成?我不會告訴你囉!
而那位SIC 確實如她所說,不久就resign 了。在逼科的每一個人,也在找自己的出路,不是做到manager 就是成功,亦不是做到senior year 1 (做了三年) resign 就是失敗,畢竟她的前途永遠也是未知之數。
如有興趣《踏上審計師之路一1825》其他章回,可以去medium睇番晒
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同時也有10000部Youtube影片,追蹤數超過2,910的網紅コバにゃんチャンネル,也在其Youtube影片中提到,...
turnover rate report 在 元毓 Facebook 的最讚貼文
根據計算,100萬人遊行隊伍要從維多利亞公園排到廣東;200萬人遊行則要排到泰國。
順道一提香港15~30歲人口約莫100出頭萬人。以照片人群幾乎都是此年齡帶來看,兩個數字都是明顯誇大太多了。
另一個可以參考的是1969年的Woodstock Music & Art Fair,幾天內湧進40萬人次,照片看起來也是滿山滿谷的人。(http://sites.psu.edu/…/upl…/sites/851/2013/01/Woodstock3.jpg)
當年40萬人次引發驚人的大塞車,幾乎花十幾個小時才逐漸清場。
而香港遊行清場速度明顯快得多。
順道一提,因此運動而認定「你的父母不愛你」的白痴論述也如同文化大革命時的「爹親娘親不如毛主席親」般開始出現:
https://www.facebook.com/SaluteToHKPolice/videos/350606498983830/UzpfSTUyNzM2NjA3MzoxMDE1NjMyMTM4NjY3MTA3NA/
EVERY MAJOR NEWS outlet in the world is reporting that two million people, well over a quarter of our population, joined a single protest.
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It’s an astonishing thought that filled an enthusiastic old marcher like me with pride. Unfortunately, it’s almost certainly not true.
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A march of two million people would fill a street that was 58 kilometers long, starting at Victoria Park in Hong Kong and ending in Tanglangshan Country Park in Guangdong, according to one standard crowd estimation technique.
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If the two million of us stood in a queue, we’d stretch 914 kilometers (568 miles), from Victoria Park to Thailand. Even if all of us marched in a regiment 25 people abreast, our troop would stretch towards the Chinese border.
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Yes, there was a very large number of us there. But getting key facts wrong helps nobody. Indeed, it could hurt the protesters more than anyone.
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For math geeks only, here’s a discussion of the actual numbers that I hope will interest you whatever your political views.
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DO NUMBERS MATTER?
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People have repeatedly asked me to find out “the real number” of people at the recent mass rallies in Hong Kong.
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I declined for an obvious reason: There was a huge number of us. What does it matter whether it was hundreds of thousands or a million? That’s not important.
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But my critics pointed out that the word “million” is right at the top of almost every report about the marches. Clearly it IS important.
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FIRST, THE SCIENCE
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In the west, drone photography is analyzed to estimate crowd sizes.
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This reporter apologizes for not having found a comprehensive database of drone images of the Hong Kong protests.
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But we can still use related methods, such as density checks, crowd-flow data and impact assessments. Universities which have gathered Hong Kong protest march data using scientific methods include Hong Kong Polytechnic University, Hong Kong University of Science and Technology, University of Hong Kong, and Hong Kong Baptist University.
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DENSITY CHECKS
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Figures gathered in the past by Hong Kong Polytechnic specialists using satellite photo analysis found a density level of one square meter per marcher. Modern analysis suggests this remains roughly accurate.
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I know from experience that Hong Kong marches feature long periods of normal spacing (one square meter or one and half per person, walking) and shorter periods of tight spacing (half a square meter or less per person, mostly standing).
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JOINERS AND SPEED
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We need to include people who join halfway. In the past, a Hong Kong University analysis using visual counting methods cross-referenced with one-on-one interviews indicated that estimates should be boosted by 12% to accurately reflect late joiners. These days, we’re much more generous in estimating joiners.
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As for speed, a Hong Kong Baptist University survey once found a passing rate of 4,000 marchers every ten minutes.
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Videos of the recent rallies indicates that joiner numbers and stop-start progress were highly erratic and difficult to calculate with any degree of certainty.
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DISTANCE MULTIPLIED BY DENSITY
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But scientists have other tools. We know the walking distance between Victoria Park and Tamar Park is 2.9 kilometers. Although there was overspill, the bulk of the marchers went along Hennessy Road in Wan Chai, which is about 25 meters (or 82 feet) wide, and similar connected roads, some wider, some narrower.
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Steve Doig, a specialist in crowd analysis approached by the Columbia Journalism Review (CJR), analyzed an image of Hong Kong marchers to find a density level of 7,000 people in a 210-meter space. Although he emphasizes that crowd estimates are never an exact science, that figure means one million Hong Kong marchers would need a street 18.6 miles long – which is 29 kilometers.
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Extrapolating these figures for the June 16 claim of two million marchers, you’d need a street 58 kilometers long.
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Could this problem be explained away by the turnover rate of Hong Kong marchers, which likely allowed the main (three kilometer) route to be filled more than once?
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The answer is yes, to some extent. But the crowd would have to be moving very fast to refill the space a great many times over in a single afternoon and evening. It wasn’t. While I can walk the distance from Victoria Park to Tamar in 41 minutes on a quiet holiday afternoon, doing the same thing during a march takes many hours.
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More believable: There was a huge number of us, but not a million, and certainly not two million.
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IMPACT MEASUREMENTS
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A second, parallel way of analyzing the size of the crowd is to seek evidence of the effects of the marchers’ absence from their normal roles in society.
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If we extract two million people out of a population of 7.4 million, many basic services would be severely affected while many others would grind to a complete halt.
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Manpower-intensive sectors of society, such as transport, would be badly affected by mass absenteeism. Industries which do their main business on the weekends, such as retail, restaurants, hotels, tourism, coffee shops and so on would be hard hit. Round-the-clock operations such as hospitals and emergency services would be severely troubled, as would under-the-radar jobs such as infrastructure and utility maintenance.
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There seems to be no evidence that any of that happened in Hong Kong.
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HOW DID WE GET INTO THIS MESS?
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To understand that, a bit of historical context is necessary.
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In 2003, a very large number of us walked from Victoria Park to Central. The next day, newspapers gave several estimates of crowd size.
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The differences were small. Academics said it was 350,000 plus. The police counted 466,000. The organizers, a group called the Civil Rights Front, rounded it up to 500,000.
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No controversy there. But there was trouble ahead.
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THINGS FALL APART
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At a repeat march the following year, it was obvious to all of us that our numbers were far lower that the previous year. The people counting agreed: the academics said 194,000 and the police said 200,000.
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But the Civil Rights Front insisted that there were MORE than the previous year’s march: 530,000 people.
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The organizers lost credibility even with us, their own supporters. To this day, we all quote the 2003 figure as the high point of that period, ignoring their 2004 invention.
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THE TRUTH COUNTS
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The organizers had embarrassed the marchers. The following year several organizations decided to serve us better, with detailed, scientific counts.
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After the 2005 march, the academics said the headcount was between 60,000 and 80,000 and the police said 63,000. Separate accounts by other independent groups agreed that it was below 100,000.
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But the organizers? The Civil Rights Front came out with the awkward claim that it was a quarter of a million. Ouch. (This data is easily confirmed from multiple sources in newspaper archives.)
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AN UNEXPECTED TWIST
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But then came a twist. Some in the Western media chose to present ONLY the organizer’s “outlier” claim.
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“Dressed in black and chanting ‘one man, one vote’, a quarter of a million people marched through Hong Kong yesterday,” said the Times of London in 2005.
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“A quarter of a million protesters marched through Hong Kong yesterday to demand full democracy from their rulers in Beijing,” reported the UK Independent.
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It became obvious that international media outlets were committed to emphasizing whichever claim made the Hong Kong government (and by extension, China) look as bad as possible. Accuracy was nowhere in the equation.
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STRATEGICALLY CHOSEN
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At universities in Hong Kong, there were passionate discussions about the apparent decision to pump up the numbers as a strategy, with the international media in mind. Activists saw two likely positive outcomes.
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First, anyone who actually wanted the truth would choose a middle point as the “real” number: thus it was worth making the organizers’ number as high as possible. (The police could be presented as corrupt puppets of Beijing.)
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Second, international reporters always favored the largest number, since it implicitly criticized China. Once the inflated figure was established in the Western media, it would become the generally accepted figure in all publications.
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Both of the activists’ predictions turned out to be bang on target. In the following years, headcounts by social scientists and police were close or even impressively confirmed the other—but were ignored by the agenda-driven international media, who usually printed only the organizers’ claims.
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SKIP THIS SECTION
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Skip this section unless you want additional examples to reinforce the point.
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In 2011, researchers and police said that between 63,000 and 95,000 of us marched. Our delightfully imaginative organizers multiplied by four to claim there were 400,000 of us.
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In 2012, researchers and police produced headcounts similar to the previous year: between 66,000 and 97,000. But the organizers claimed that it was 430,000. (These data can also be easily confirmed in any newspaper archive.)
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SKIP THIS SECTION TOO
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Unless you’re interested in the police angle. Why are police figures seen as lower than others? On reviewing data, two points emerge.
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First, police estimates rise and fall with those of independent researchers, suggesting that they function correctly: they are not invented. Many are slightly lower, but some match closely and others are slightly higher. This suggests that the police simply have a different counting method.
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Second, police sources explain that live estimates of attendance are used for “effective deployment” of staff. The number of police assigned to work on the scene is a direct reflection of the number of marchers counted. Thus officers have strong motivation to avoid deliberately under-estimating numbers.
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RECENT MASS RALLIES
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Now back to the present: this hot, uncomfortable summer.
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Academics put the 2019 June 9 rally at 199,500, and police at 240,000. Some people said the numbers should be raised or even doubled to reflect late joiners or people walking on parallel roads. Taking the most generous view, this gave us total estimates of 400,000 to 480,000.
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But the organizers, God bless them, claimed that 1.03 million marched: this was four times the researchers’ conservative view and more than double the generous view.
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The addition of the “.03m” caused a bit of mirth among social scientists. Even an academic writing in the rabidly pro-activist Hong Kong Free Press struggled to accept it. “Undoubtedly, the anti-amendment group added the extra .03 onto the exact one million figure in order to give their estimate a veneer of accuracy,” wrote Paul Stapleton.
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MIND-BOGGLING ESTIMATE
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But the vast majority of international media and social media printed ONLY the organizers’ eyebrow-raising claim of a million plus—and their version soon fed back into the system and because the “accepted” number. (Some mentioned other estimates in early reports and then dropped them.)
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The same process was repeated for the following Sunday, June 16, when the organizers’ frankly unbelievable claim of “about two million” was taken as gospel in the majority of international media.
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“Two million people in Hong Kong protest China's growing influence,” reported Fox News.
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“A record two million people – over a quarter of the city’s population” joined the protest, said the Guardian this morning.
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“Hong Kong leader apologizes as TWO MILLION take to the streets,” said the Sun newspaper in the UK.
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Friends, colleagues, fellow journalists—what happened to fact-checking? What happened to healthy skepticism? What happened to attempts at balance?
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CONCLUSIONS?
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I offer none. I prefer that you do your own research and draw your own conclusions. This is just a rough overview of the scientific and historical data by a single old-school citizen-journalist working in a university coffee shop.
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I may well have made errors on individual data points, although the overall message, I hope, is clear.
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Hong Kong people like to march.
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We deserve better data.
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We need better journalism. Easily debunked claims like “more than a quarter of the population hit the streets” help nobody.
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International media, your hostile agendas are showing. Raise your game.
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Organizers, stop working against the scientists and start working with them.
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Hong Kong people value truth.
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We’re not stupid. (And we’re not scared of math!)