「地獄空」攝影集即將在八月中元節前出版,由知名設計師與攝影家黃子欽設計,內附在下二位高徒精美繪製符咒、心經版畫書籤、愣嚴咒牌、尊勝咒語...等,感恩十方大德助印,希望疫情退散,平安喜樂,後記如下:
野放台灣五十餘年,貪狼獨坐,三方四正殺破狼格局,少年多舛,白手起家,隨展覽雲遊四海,如閒雲野鶴常持各類底片機流連廢墟、山川、宮廟忘返,遂設幻影堂自詡堂主,一日三省「凡所有相皆是虛妄」,常宅於暗房沖片放大通宵、鍾情黑白世界之單純,彩色照片俗世繽紛花俏做作甜美甚至比現實更現實故少拍也。知天命之年有餘,了悟人生一瞬、眨眼即逝,雖非仙人,亦無道骨,初聞離垢地生清淨心,但離華嚴「不動地」尚遠,待修持也。
2017年盛暑拍畢《巨神連線》,心律不整差點心肌梗塞向閻羅王報到,意識死神隨伺在側,人生苦短,如何了生脫死、盡斷煩惱、無所罣礙、遠離顛倒……總不得解,蒙釋迦摩尼佛開示飆淚三晝夜,聞佛法數載始知自我渺如塵埃,甚感慚愧。閒暇乃參訪名寺古剎,禮敬焚香佛陀菩薩羅漢諸神天仙王爺媽娘,台灣宮廟千奇百怪、宗派錯綜複雜(佛教、道教、一貫道、天主教、基督教、齋教、回教&大同教、儒教鑾堂、天帝教&天德教、慈惠堂&勝安宮、軒轅教、道院、理教、萬國道德會、會靈山……)、神棍橫行(依人不依法、偶像崇拜、斂財、邪淫),因歷史變遷、社會動盪、政治鬥爭、意識形態等因素導致佛道混雜,但地獄造景稀少,後專注拍攝各殿閻王、判官、陰司、獄卒、七爺、八爺乃至一切罪人,各寺造景巧妙、耐人尋味,意境乖張溢於言表,造型扭曲非常人所能塑也,然匠心獨運、自成一格,專研西方藝術數十載方知真誠樸拙最美,絲毫不輸喬托(Giotto di Bondone,1267~1337)乃至米開朗基羅(Michelangelo Di lodovico Buonarroti Simoni 1475 ~ 1564)矣。
創立於1986年的石門金剛宮風景優美可眺望北濱,雖主祀四面佛,儒釋道眾神尊也不含糊,可過七星橋解厄、繞行五百黝黑羅漢敲鑼印心、跪拜亞洲最大臥佛涅槃像,安太歲自不在話下,甲子太歲爺雙眼長出手掌印象甚深,1994年經閻羅王指示廟公建造一條肚內設極樂世界及陰曹地府之神龍,行走暗黑通道觸動感應機關,只見面容猙獰受刑者呼天搶地喊冤、身邊盡是血肉糢糊殘肢敗屍腦漿塗地,十殿閻羅各司其職、威儀攝人。新北市林口區青嶺湖北文紫祥宮包公廟則以壁面彩塑地獄浮雕獨步全台,粉嫩色彩搭配卡漫風格,尤為造型簡直恐怖到可愛透頂,該廟主祀森羅殿閻羅天子包拯(包青天),陽世冤屈者可至此參拜祭解,求破懸案者眾,逢中元普渡皆以紙紮船渡亡魂至彼岸,全台唯一閻羅天子巨像籌備中,四周環繞墓地,適合修不淨觀也。台灣首尊彰化八卦山大佛旁南天宮(1971)地府則是首座電動地府,規模精小但驚嚇度破表,略顯破敗但五光十色仍蠻凶悍,出自已故台南大道長金登富之作,而電動神明起始可追溯至1960年代北港朝天宮。倒是嘉義水上鄉白人牙膏觀光工廠「戴相府」、「將軍府」設置十殿地府出乎意料之外,乾淨亮麗、ㄧ殿ㄧ間、簡單樸實。由高雄蓮潭龍虎塔龍口入內可見全臺唯一交趾陶地獄牆面,尊尊栩栩如生,續入龍身乃進聞聲救苦白衣觀音大士三十三化身浮雕隧道,造型設色甚為古錐。高雄大岡山超峰寺入口處「西方三聖蓮池海會」(阿彌陀佛、觀世音菩薩、大勢至菩薩巨像)旁設靜態十殿閻羅(1970年代初),雖略為陳舊然韻味猶存,續往上行可抵「證菩提道-釋迦如來應化事迹」雕塑園區,一攬世尊畢生精華。如來年邁時,琉璃國王為報長期被釋迦族輕蔑之傲慢心,世尊雖三次單獨伽跌坐 阻擋大軍進攻之路,但因緣果報無法逆轉,昔日婢女所生王子瞋恨無以復加,還是滅了祖國。自持神通第一目犍連不忍無辜百姓慘遭屠殺,遂以缽盛救度五百族人,最終卻化為血水,佛言神通廣大仍不敵千百劫業力,因緣果報屢試不爽。其母死後墜入餓鬼道飢餓難耐,目犍連遂展神通救渡,但所食尚未入口皆化為赤火,佛陀囑咐農曆七月十五日僧眾解安居自恣日,於盆中設甘露美食供養十方僧眾,因此超度亡母。後世「盂蘭盆法會」乃至「水懺法會」、「瑜珈焰口法會 」皆為消業障、斷塵垢之超渡儀軌,既渡亡魂也自懺悔。
台南麻豆代天府規模宏大、造型豔麗,不但可遊十八層地獄尚可逛天堂(1979年興建,1983年開放),燈光絢爛、聲響駭人,獨自漫步宛如觀落陰、地獄走一回。先過「心頭山」、入「清心池」、進「陰陽界」、抵「交簿廳」、達「鬼門關」、遊「補經所」、探「枉死城」、行「奈何橋」,至ㄧ殿泰廣王照「孽鏡台」現造惡原形,睹抱柱、火床等小地獄。二殿楚江王開「陰查簿 」判案定奪,觀糞尿泥、餓鬼、舞池、寒冰、膿血、鞭韃、舌犁、劍葉、戟腹拋接、砧截……等小地獄。三殿宋帝王刑罰為倒吊、銅鐵刮臉、挖眼、搗樁、倒烤、吸血、穿肋、抽筋、蛆蛀等小地獄……兼遊「四生(胎、卵、濕、化)回魂府」。四殿五官王掌管腰斬、拔舌、沸湯、刺嘴、剝皮、箭樹、車崩、射眼……等十六小地獄。隨五殿森羅王豋「望鄉臺」回眸親人最終眼後觀擊膝、誅心、刀山、飛刀火石……小地獄。六殿卞城王別稱「大叫喚大地獄」,轄火牛、虎啖、噬腎、鉗嘴含鍼、釘喉、磨摧、砍頭……等小地獄。七殿泰山王為「熱惱大地獄」,窺烙手指、抽腸、頂石蹲身、油釜滾烹、割舌穿腮……等十六小地獄。八殿都市王掌管「大熱惱大地獄」兼火狗、鐵汁、鐵蛇、鋸劈斷肢、釘板、灸脊、鐵丸、磅秤……等小地獄。九殿平等王直轄十八層「阿鼻大地獄」,直透地心、內中陰森、不見五指、滿溢地漿,皆為極犯,另轄紫赤毒蛇鑽孔、夾頂、鐵鴉、針雨、蜂蠍……等小地獄。至十殿輪轉王上「觀生臺」、「轉劫所八司」(查驗司 、稽善司 、考過司 、恩怨司 、壽命司 、支配司、掌劫司 、授生司)後至「孟婆亭」飲「醧忘湯」忘盡前塵往事,依前世功德過金、銀、玉、石、木、竹六種橋樑至「轉輪臺(紫河車)」入六道輪迴轉生投胎。據《十八泥犁經》記載,人過世後七七四十九天為「中陰生」,經閻羅王審判善惡業力判定去留或懲罰百千萬劫,犯五逆重罪則墮入「無間地獄(阿鼻地獄)」永劫不復。地藏王乃幽冥教主,統轄十殿閻羅,逢三曹普渡便在各殿設「講道所」超度尚存善根之鬼魂。
人類居於五趣(阿修羅、人、傍生、餓鬼、地獄)雜居地五濁惡世之堪忍世界,犯十惡業(殺生、偷盜、邪淫、妄語、兩舌、惡口、綺語、貪慾、嗔恚、愚痴)者必墮三趣惡道。如何出「三界」(欲界、色界、無色界)二十八天?凡人無此意識,別說能破「十二因緣」(無明、行、識、名色、六入、觸、受、愛、取、有、生、老死)還滅門,更別想斷除「四聖諦」(苦、集、滅、道)集地八十一品見惑與八十八使思惑(五利使-身見、邊見、邪見、見取見、戒禁取見、五鈍使-貪、瞋、癡、慢、疑),了悟「五蘊」(色、受、想、行、識)本空、「十二入」(眼、耳、鼻、舌、意、色、聲、香、味、觸、法)空、「十八界」空,破俱生我執與分別我執、法執甚至空執,生十一處「善心所」(信、精進、慚、愧、無貪、無瞋、無痴、輕安、不放逸、行捨、不害),降二十六處「惡心所」(貪、瞋、癡、慢、疑、惡見、忿、恨、覆、惱、嫉、慳、誑、諂、害、憍、無慚、無愧、掉舉、惛沉、不信、懈怠、放逸、失念、散亂、不正知),須知善根斷盡則陷永劫輪迴、無垠轉世之苦。
地獄可能空滅嗎?若地獄空乏人間多鬼怪,地獄淨空世間何嘗非淨土?若能證空性何處現地獄?
地獄曠古來便廣泛流傳各部族間,老死生滅為自然運行之基礎、宇宙意識之核心,然今文明昌盛如咱城邦並非慾望消弭之所,惡性所及實無可根除,礙於憲法國家法律社會軍隊企業公司學校家庭團體之層層束縛不亞於十八層,乃遁於壓抑、束己情懷,暗埋心底、日久貪嗔痴慢疑怨噌會疊穢。而六塵未熄,心多妄念,妖魔鬼怪魑魅魍魎孤魂閃靈出沒於荒郊乃至人間,會靈於曠野密林以增性靈乃出世高人修煉之舉,我等凡人擅闖宛如迪士尼般之人造地獄,三魂七魄尚不足以出竅,驚邪恐怖淒厲猙獰倒滿足了自以為是的慚愧,豈不謬哉?
病毒肆虐年半有餘,全球確診者逼近一億八千萬,枉死者近四百萬,堪比戰爭規模,望眾生發慈悲心、令往生者安息、善待其他物種、平等有情眾生。地獄本空,唯妄念生起一切羨慕嫉妒恨而地獄現前。盡以此書作為世界新冷戰獨裁者、超限戰者、暗網駭客、陰險狡猾冷嘲熱諷落井下石者之良知備忘錄矣。
姚瑞中寫於2021年端午節
Postscript
I have been living recklessly in Taiwan for more than fifty years. According to Zi Wei Dou Shu (Purple Star Astrology), Tan Lang is the sole star in my house of Self. This star, which represents xxx, forms an equilateral triangle with that star Qi Sha and Po Jun on the square chart and constitutes a Sha Po Lang pattern. The pattern indicates a kind of turbulence and change, a life of wandering with ups and downs and it tells a lot about my life. After my ill-fated youth, I started from scratch and traveled around the world with exhibitions that I participated. Like a flaneur, I wandered around ruins, nature, and temples with every type of film camera obliviously. Thus, I founded the Hall of Illusion and claimed to be the master of the hall. Several times a day, I pondered a quote from the Diamond Sutra, “Everything with form is unreal.” In addition, I usually stayed in the darkroom developing film and enlarging those negatives overnight. However, I treasured the simplicity of the black and white world. The earthly, gaudy, garish, phony and pleasing qualities within colored photos make the images even more realistic than the real world. It is not my cup of tea, so I seldom took colored photos. In Confucian thought, the age of fifty marks the stage knowing the mandate of Heaven. I am now at my fifties and realize how ephemeral human life is. However, I am not an immortal, nor having sagelike characteristics. I just learned that the stage of stainless (the second bhūmi) and develop a pure mind that is free from doubt and defilement. However, I’m still far from the immovable state and need to practice.
In the summer of 2017, after filming the work Incarnation, I experienced a severe heart rhythm problem which almost triggered myocardial infarction and could have killed me. Consequently, I realized that death was waiting for me and the life is too short to figure out how I can liberate myself from the cycle of Birth and Death. I couldn’t comprehend how to be free from all afflictions and worries and how to avoid delusive ideas. I wept for three days and nights after being enlightened by Shakyamuni Buddha. Up to the moment, I felt ashamed that I failed to realize that the self is as insignificant as dust after these years learning and practicing Buddhism. Since then, I have visited famous temples and monasteries in my spare time, worshiping Buddha, Bodhisattvas, arhats, and all the deities and immortals. Taiwan’s temples are myriad with a enormous number of sects, including Buddhism, Taoism, Yiguandao, Catholicism, Christianity, Chinese religions of fasting, Islam& Baháʼí Faith, Confucianism, Tiandiism& Tian-De Teachings, Xiwangmu cult, Yellow Emperor Sect, Precosmic Salvationism, Liism, World Wide Ethical Society, séance cult, etc. Some people even claim that they can mediate communication between the deities or spirits of the dead with human beings, having their believer rely on themselves instead of the orthodox dharma or dogma and pay excessive respect and admiration for the mediums or objects, accumulating wealth through such an unfair means or even harassing their believer sexually. Due to Taiwan’s historical changes, social turbulence, political struggles, and ideological issues, Buddhism and Taoism are somehow mixed. However, there are few emphases on the concept of the hell. As I took photographs of Yama of each court, judges, wardens of the underworld, jailers, General Fan and Hsieh (the ghost escorts) and all sinners, I found few temples cleverly created hellish scenes that are intriguing, exaggerating, and extraordinary. However, the creations are unparalleled unique. I have been studying Western arts for decades and then I came to realize that simplicity makes the most beautiful works of art. These hellish scenes can even compete with works of Giotto di Bondone (1267-1337) and Michelangelo Di lodovico Buonarroti Simoni (1475-1564).
Jingang Temple Shimen District, founded in 1986, overlooks the beautiful North shore. Although the temple is mainly dedicated to Phra Phrom (the Thai representation of Mahabrahma), spirits of Confucianism, Buddhism, and Taoism can also be founded in the temple. The worshipper can go cross the Seven Star bridge to relieve bad luck, walk along the five hundred arhat statues and knock on the gong to affirm one’s Buddha nature. Furthermore, the worshipper can also prostrate themself before Asia’s largest statue of Buddha in Nirvana (the Reclining Buddha statue) and pacify the Taoist Tai Sui deity of the year. I was impressed by the Jia-Zi Tai Sui General that a pair of palms grow out of his eyes. In 1994, the biō-kong (the person taking charge of the temporal affairs of a temple) received a divine inspiration from Yama (the King of Hell) that he had to build a sacred hall in the shape of a divine dragon, with the interior designed according to the World of Ultimate Bliss and the Underworld. When the visitor walks in the dark hallway, they will see the tortured people (dioramas, of course) scrunching their faces and crying bitterly and loudly in excessive grief as the visitor triggers the mechanism. One will even find them in the midst of flesh, body liquid and blood, mutilated limbs, and rotten corpses. While each of the ten Yamas are focusing on their own duties, showing their sacred dignity that collect visitors’ attention. The Baogong Temple in Linkou District, New Taipei City exclusively features colorful depiction of hellish scenes in relief in Taiwan. With its pastel shades and cartoon-like style, the relief is both grotesque and adorable at the same time. This temple is dedicated to Bao Zhen (also known as Justice Bao) representing the incarnation of Yama. Living people who have been treated unjustly can come worshipping Bao Gong and receive exorcism. Therefore, many people come here for seeking to solve unsolved cases. In Zhongyuan Festival (the ghost festival), the temple will burn the Zhizha (paper craft) boat to ferry the ghosts to the other shore, which is the shore of enlightenment. The only giant statue of Yama in Taiwan is still in the making. The temple is surrounded by a cemetery, suitable for meditating on the loathsomeness and impurity. Nantian Temple (1971), located next to the Eight Trigram Mountains Buddha in Changhua, features the first animatronic underworld. Despite the small size, the animatronic underworld is intensely shocking. Though it’s slightly worn, the colorful dioramas are still brutally ferocious. The creator was the late venerable Dao Zhang (Taoist priest) Jing Deng-fu while the origin of animatronic deities can be traced back to the 1960s Beigang Chaotian Temple. On the contrary, the Whiteman Toothpaste Tourism Factory in Shuishang Township, Chiayi, features ten Yamas with individual booth. The place is unexpectedly clean and polished yet keeps a simple and modest tone. Then, the Dragon Pagoda of the Dragon and Tiger Pagodas at Lotus Lake in Zuoying, Kaohsiung, holds the only relief of hellish scenes made of Kochin ceramic. All the figures are vivid and life-like. If one goes further into the pagoda, they will see a relief tunnel of the thirty-three incarnations of the white-robed form of Guanyin (Avalokiteśvara) on a white lotus, with a lovely and interesting design. Another Hall of Yama is built in the 1970s next to the entrance of Dagangshan Chaofeng Temple, located in the Alian District of Kaohsiung. Visitors will also see three statues of the Three Holy Ones of the Western Pureland (Amitābha, Avalokiteśvara, Mahāsthāmaprāpta) which assemble at a lotus pond. Although the hellish scene looks somewhat antiquated, you may still find its previous charm. If one goes further, they will reach the sculptural garden of “Attaining the Bodhi Way: the Incarnation of Sakyamuni Buddha,” where the visitor can see the essence of Bhagavato’s (meaning the Blessed one, one of the common epithets for Buddha) life. When Tathāgata (another epithet for Buddha) was old, the king of Kosala wanted to avenge the arrogance of the tribe of Shakyas who had long despised him, regarding him as a son of a maiden. Although Buddha has sat in lotus position alone three times to stop the army from attacking his tribe. However, one can never reverse the cause and following karma. The prince born of a maiden was so furious that he eventually destroyed his homeland. Maudgalyāyana (one of the Buddha’s closest disciples), who is said to have had supernatural abilities that surpassed the other disciples, could not bear to see the slaughter of innocent people. Thus, he saved five hundred people of his tribe with a pātra (an eating utensil of Buddhist monks). Unfortunately, everything he did was in vain, those who were saved eventually turned into a puddle of blood. The Buddha said that the supernatural abilities cannot surpass the power of karma. The cause and effect work all the time. When Maudgalyāyana’s mother fell into the path of hungry ghost, he used his supernatural abilities to save his mother from hunger. However, all the food turned into fire before being fed to his mother. Later, the Buddha commanded the monks to put nectar and dishes in a basin on the 15th day of the seventh month in the lunar calendar for the monks from all directions to free his mother from reincarnation. In later times, the Ullambana Dharma Service, the Compassionate Samadhi Water Repentance, and the Yoga Collection for Feeding the Searing Mouths Dharma Service are rituals to eliminate karmic hindrance and to cease to worldly delusions. Through such practices, one can free the dead as well as confess their repentance.
Madou Daitian Temple is a magnificent and colorful temple in Tainan. Not only can the worshippers visit the eighteen levels of Hell but also the Heaven (it was built in 1979 and inaugurated in 1983) here. The lighting and sound effects are stunning and frightening. When walking alone in the space, one may feel like taking a Guan Luo Yin trip (a Taoist necromancy which leads people’s spirits to hell and communicate with the dead ones) to visit the underworld prison. Before arriving the first court of the underworld, the visitor will walk through the Mountain of Heart Summit, the Pure Heart Pond, the Frontier between the Living and the Dead Realms, the Soul Registry Hall, the Portico of Demons, the Center for Complementary Teaching of Canonical Books, the Citadel of Premature Death, and the Bridge of Vanity. When one arrives at the first court, they will see King Chin-guang, who is in charge of the court, using the Mirror of Retribution to show the earthly form of evil creatures and also witness the sub-hell of Pillar-Holding and Fire Bed, etc. At the second court, King Chu-jiang collates the register of sins the souls of the dead have committed to impose the punishments. Here, you will see the sub-hell of Excrement and Urine, Hungry Ghost, Burning Dance Floor, Ice, Pus and Blood, Whipping, Tongue-Raking, Sword Blade, Stomach-Piercing, Chopping, etc. Next, the dead at the third court, ruled by King Song-di, will receive the punishments including inversion tortures, face-skinning with steel and copper knife, eye-wrenching, pounding, blood-sucking, rib-piercing, roasting, tendon-taking, being eaten by maggots. The visitor can pay a visit to the Palace of Soul-Resuscitation for the Four Forms of Creatures (birth from an egg, birth from a womb, birth from moisture, and birth by transformation). King Wu-guan is in charge of the fourth court. There are sixteen sub-hells at the fourth court including Waist Chop, Tongue Removal, Boiling Pond, Mouth-stabbing, Skin-peeling, Sword Tree, Burning Wheels and Cart, Eye-shooting, etc. Next, at the fifth court, sinful souls are allowed to ascend the Tower of Hometown-Viewing to take a final look of their family. The visitor will witness sub-hells of Knee-striking, Heart-slicing, Blade Mountain, Flying Swords and Burning Stones, etc. The King of Bian City takes charge of the sixth court, which is also known as the “Great Hell of Screaming,” with sub-hells including Fire Cattle, Tiger-Biting, Kidney-Eating, Mouth-Poking, Throat-Nailing, Iron Mill, Decapitation, etc. The King of Tai-shan is in charge of the seventh court, the “Great Hell of Heat and Fire.” The sixteen sub-hells at this court include Finger-Searing, Bowel-Hauling, Stone-Bearing, Boiling Oil, Tongue-Removal and Cheek-Piercing, etc. Next, the King Du-shi is in charge of the eighth court, the “Great Hell of Intense Fire and Heat,” and the sub-hells including Fire Dogs, Molten Iron, Iron Snakes, Dismemberment, Steel Spikes, Burning-Marrow, Iron Ball, Scale, etc. The ninth court is ruled by the King Ping-deng. It is known as the biggest court, Avici Hell (the Hell of Incessant Suffering), which if the lowest level of the hell realm and the interior is gloomily and terrifyingly dark. Those who committed the most serious evil deed will be sent to the Avici Hell. Sub-hells such as Poisonous Snake, Brain-Removal, Crow-Gnawing, Raining Needles, Wasps and Scorpions are included at this court. After arriving the tenth court, ruled by the Great King of the Reincarnation Palace, one can visit the “Observatory of Life on earth” and the “eight bureaus of the Reincarnation Palace” (including the Bureau of Judicial Control, the Bureau of Good-Actions, the Bureau of Bad-Actions, the Bureau of Debts, Gratitude, and Vengeance, the Bureau of Longevity and Destiny, the Bureau of Familial Ties, the Bureau of the Reincarnated, and the Bureau of Birth). The sinful one will be sent to the Pavilion of Mengpo and made to drink the Soup of Forgetfulness to forget all past affairs. According to the sinful one’s merits of previous life, they will go across one of the six bridges (gold, silver, jade, stone, wood, bamboo) to the “Reincarnation-Wheel (Wheel on the Crimson River).” Finally, one is able to reborn in the six realms. According to the Aṣṭadaśa nāraka sutra ( the Eighteen Hells Sutra), after one passes away, they will enter an intermediate and transitional state between death and rebirth, known as antarābhava in Sanskrit, for forty-nine days. The being will be evaluated by Yama, who will decide if one should get reborn or get punished at the hell. Those who committed the Five Grave Offenses (killing one’s father, killing one’s mother, killing an Arhat, shedding the blood of a Buddha, and creating a schism within the community of Buddhist monks and nun who practice for attaining enlightenment.) will be sent to the Avici Hell and stay there eternally. Kṣitigarbha is the Lord of the Nether World, ruling the ten court of Hell. The lord will set up the “Hall of Teaching” at each court to salvage those sinful ones who still obtain few merits at the offering rituals.
Human beings live the Sahā world (sahāloka in Sanskrit, meaning “endurance of suffering,” a concept of mundane world in Mahāyāna Buddhism) where they share with other reincarnations (including beings of the hells, of the preta, and of malevolent nature spirits) with five turbidities (the Kalpa turbidity, the view turbidity, the affliction turbidity, the living beings turbidity, and the life turbidity). Those who commit the ten evil deeds (killing, stealing, adultery, lying, using immoral language, slandering, equivocating, coveting, anger, and false views) must fall into the three evil paths (animals, preta, and hell). However, how can one escape from the three realms/ twenty-eight heavens (including the six heavens of the desire realm, the eighteen heavens of the form realm, and the four heavens of the formless realm)? Worldly people who don’t have such an awareness cannot leave the cycle of the twelve nidanas (meaning causes or motivations), let alone eliminate the eighty-one afflictions (that have been produced due to misunderstanding regarding reality) and the eighty-eight illusions (including five afflictions of advanced practitioners, also known as five views: view of self, extreme view, evil view, view of attachment to views, and view of morality; and five unintelligent temptations: desire, anger, stupidity, arrogance, and doubt) of thought within the three realms and four Arya satyas (noble truths, including suffering, arising, ending, and path). They cannot realize that the essence of the five skandhas (referring to aggregates of clinging, including the matter of form, sensation, recognition, mental formation, and consciousness) , the twelve ayatana (meaning sense base, including six internal bases: eye, ear, nose, tongue, body, and mind and six external bases: visible objects, sound, odor, taste, touch, and mental objects), and the eighteen dhātavah (meaning compositional elements of human existence, including six consciousness, six faculties, and their objects) are the emptiness and the void. Furthermore, they cannot dispel the two reasons for clinging to the idea of the self and the attachment to elemental constructs and even believe in the two (false) tenets that that karma and nirvana are not real and that the ego and phenomena are real. As a consequence, they fail to develop the eleven wholesome mental factors (faith, energy, conscience, being ashamed, non-attachment, non-aggression, non-delusion, calmness, equanimity, conscientiousness, and non-injuriousness) and cease the sixteen unwholesome mental factors (desire, greed, anger, delusion, arrogance, doubt, wrong view, wrath, enmity, hypocrisy, vexation, jealousy, parsimony, deceit, flattery, harming, ambitiousness, stupidity, lacking of faith, idleness, being unrestrained, forgetting, distraction, non-discernment, ). One must bear in mind that once all our virtuous roots are discontinued, they will be trapped in the never-ending reincarnation and the suffering of infinite continuity.
Is it possible that the hell will be empty one day? If the beings in hell will become extinct while evil spirits inhabit the mundane world, the world could be considered as a pure land. If we could witness the nature of the void, then hell will exist no more.
Since ancient times, the concept of hell has been widely spread among all tribes. Aging, death, beginning, and end are the basis of nature and the core of cosmic consciousness. However, the prosperous civilization as our island is not a place where desire can be eliminated. It’s impossible to eradicate evil nature. Since fetters brought by the constitution, the state, the law, society, the military, corporations, schools, families, and groups are not less than the eighteen levels of hell, the mortals repress themselves, bury their feelings. Day after day, greed, anger, stupidity, arrogance, doubt, and resentment are stacking. However, since the six dust (visible objects, sound, odor, taste, touch, and mental objects) has not yet been extinguished, people in the mundane world are still full of delusions. The demons, devils, evil spirits, and the wondering dead exist in the wilderness, while only advanced practitioners with transcendent would attempt to make contact with the dead in the wasteland and forest. Worldly people like us trespass in Disneyland-like man-made hell. It is absurd and ridiculous that the hellish scenes cannot stop us from perpetrating evil deeds, but the horrific and cruel scenes yet satisfy our self-righteous shame.
The pandemic has been boiling over for more than a year and a half. The number of infected patients worldwide is nearly a hundred and eighty million, and the death toll has risen to four million, which is equivalent to a war crisis. I hope that we can all be compassionate, give peace to the dead, treat all sentient beings well and equally. The hell is innately empty; however, deluded and misleading thoughts would give rise to all jealousy and hatred and then manifest the hell before us. This book merely serves as a memorandum of conscience for dictators of the world’s new cold war, supporters of unrestrained warfare, dark web hackers, and those who are cunning and contemptuous and maltreat others when knowing they have problems.
June 2021,
Yao Jui-chung
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每年的這個時候,是GoPro一年一度的新機發佈
而身為GoPro Family大家庭的成員之一
今年我也要來跟大家分享這次新機的使用心得
我從hero4用到現在
hero5.6.7是一個新機身,hero8也是新機身
而這次的hero9,又再次設計了全新機身
跟去年一樣,應該馬上就有很多評測影片可以看
官方也馬上就有酷炫的新機影片來刷新大家三觀
所以我這邊,就不拍這些評測跟測試的影片了
還是用文字的方式,來跟大家介紹這次的新機
我主要就跟大家分享這次新機的進步
還有一些全新的功能,跟一般人使用上的差別
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GoPro一年一機,大概已經變成了一種習俗
而去年發佈了全新的Hero 8 black
與全新的Max 360相機
整體性能與畫質跟操作性的提升
基本上已達到一個等級
去年拿到Hero8的時候,我內心真心覺得
啊!這次真的是往前跨了很重大的一步啊!
全新外觀,繁體中文,超強防抖2.0,拍攝格線
移動縮時,選單介面有個人化的配置
Super Photo
以上都是Hero8帶來的新功能
都已經這麼厲害了
那Hero9還能有什麼新梗呢?
全面升級
MORE EVERYTHING
⭐配置1.4吋的前螢幕⭐
終於終於終於,被大家酸很久的
終於在hero9,終於配置了一片全彩的前螢幕
可以設定顯示資訊,當然也可以顯示拍攝的畫面
對我這種老玩家來說,自拍上已經都能抓到角度
但是有前螢幕,真的是非常實用非常方便啊!
#不能觸控不能調明亮彩度
⭐全新機身,增加電量⭐
這次hero9的機身,又比hero8大了一圈
一樣是隱藏接腳的設計,不需要外框
而電池比之前的更大顆,電量也因此增加
電量提升40%,續航提升30%
反正就是電力增加,但並不代表一顆電池就夠用
還是要看每個人的拍攝習慣
多準備一顆電池還是需要的阿
#跟之前的電池都不能共用完全是不一樣的大小
⭐鏡頭蓋可取下⭐
hero8本來是一體成型的鏡頭蓋
而hero9又改回成可以扭下的鏡頭蓋
而且也更好扭下
不需要拼了命還不一定扭得下來
後來還會出各種不同效能的鏡頭模組
讓熱愛影像創作的玩家
能有更多的變化性與變化性
#鏡頭蓋也不能跟hero7共用是全新的模組
⭐hyper smooth3.0⭐
好啦,其實這個我也不知道該怎麼說
因為我覺得原來的超強防抖功能已經很OP了
但是又再來個更強的3.0,說真的我也看不出來
應該除非有非常惡劣超抖動的拍攝環境之下
才能感受得到,這3.0的超強防抖吧??
一般平常的使用環境下,2.0已經很夠用了
但是全部拍攝設置上都可以使用超強防抖
完全沒有任何的限制,所以就卯起來用吧
#到底是要穩到什麼境界 #完全就是超級黑科技
⭐超高細膩的5k 30fps⭐
能拍攝到5K的機子到底有幾台?
GoPro就是能給你目前的最高規格
我是覺得這就是個吃容量的怪物檔案
我自己頂多就是用到2.7K,在往上的拍攝規格
容量真的太大,而且對剪輯的壓力,負荷太重
如果你的電腦規格很高,那就敢敢用下去吧
但如果你只是手機使用的用戶,真的不要亂開
5K就是個科技的趨勢,不得不去追這種高規格
#細膩到毛都看得很清楚 #讓你讀檔案都氣喘吁吁
⭐拍照功能提升⭐
2000萬畫素來啦
本來拍照只有1200萬畫素好幾代了
這次拍照一舉提升到2000萬畫素
畫面的質量跟細膩度感受度更好
更優化的super photo功能
用GoPro拍照完後,直出不後製都好看
#不會修圖人的救星啊
⭐其他新增的功能⭐
後螢幕變大了一點點,雖然沒有全螢幕化
但這是為了讓耐用性增高,也比較不容易爆螢幕
排程攝影
就是可以指定時間開啟拍攝錄影
指定時間關閉拍攝錄影
hindsignt功能
可以預先錄製拍攝前的15秒,30秒
按下快門鍵前,能先錄製
但是我覺得這對電力的消耗會很大
使用上就見仁見智了
移動縮時的realtime功能
當使用移動縮時的時候,按下realtime的按鈕
hero9可以在realtime的時候錄製聲音
算是一個蠻不錯的小改變
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這次的口號叫做全面升級
的確也是把所有的功能都更加精進了
至於會不會當機
我是覺得Hero8的時候就已經改善很多
Hero9我用到現在是還沒當機過啦
當然會不會當機這件事,真的是很玄的一件事
有用GoPro的人,真的要習慣啦,我也沒辦法(攤手)
我還是要強調
無論全新的GoPro功能有多強勁
或是官方的影片有多屌多炫砲
或許對很多人來說
就只是數字上的改變,效能的進步
就這麼簡單而已
是有幾個人真的每一代都用得很熟
是有幾個人把每個功能都用得透徹
機器是拿來用的,不是來測試的
機器是拿來記錄每一個精彩瞬間的
不是拿來比較不是拿來收藏的
GoPro或許不是最厲害的機器,還是有很多缺點
但他還是一直不斷的改進,一直不斷的進化
其實GoPro也不是要你去了解他的功能有多強大
GoPro是想要讓每個人能更簡單地記錄下生活
想要讓大家能去熱愛生活,讓大家去分享生活
讓生活活得更精彩,讓生活更多采多姿
無論有多少了不起的新功能
你可以去了解,但不一定是你會去使用的
你可以拿來工作,可以拿來記錄生活
你可以把生活更細膩的記錄下來
不一定要剪輯,但至少你把回憶存了下來
無論你是曾經擁有GoPro
或是你一直都是GoPro的愛好者
或是你對影像創作上有興趣,但沒有GoPro
或是你有GoPro,都完全不會用
或是你想買GoPro,但一直沒跨出那一步
全新推出的GoPro Hero 9 black
又更加人性又更加方便使用了
光新配置了全彩的前螢幕,這就超讚的
如果你對全新的hero9有興趣的話
真的可以去摸摸看去玩看看啦
我想真的有摸過,你才會感受到GoPro的用心
真的是一直從用戶端的心態去開發去改進著
我是真的很用心的在打這篇文章
字非常非常的多,但真的是字字用心
如果你能看完這篇,真的很厲害
全新的GoPro Hero 9 Black
台灣官方售價為16800台幣
不過就是一萬多塊錢的價格
但是能紀錄著屬於你無價的生活
好機器,不買嗎
有什麼想問的
可以留言唷,我會盡我全力回答你的
GoPro不只是GoPro
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The Story of 3 Angels 《三位天使的故事》
從前有一家四口,佢哋雖然喺心入面好愛錫大家,但係就經常嘈吵,有日阿媽出門口見到三位天使
(There was once a family whose members were always arguing. One day, Mom saw three angels at the door.)
Angel 1「我叫財富, 只要我入你間屋,你哋就會遍地黃金。」 (I'm Wealth. I will bring you wealth.)
Angel 2「我叫榮譽,只要我入你間屋,你哋全家人個名必定揚威全國, 流芳百世。」(I'm Glory. I will make sure your family will become famous.)
Angel 3「我叫愛,只要我入你間屋,你全家人必定更加互相珍惜、體諒、同寬
恕。」(I'm Love. If you invite me to your home, your family will be blessed with a kind, loving and forgiving heart. )
阿媽於事就請晒三位天使入屋。(Mom invited all three angels to her home.)
「我哋各有任務,唔能夠三個同時入屋。」(We each have our own duties and responsibilities. We can't all come in.)
「你只能夠係我哋三個入面選其中一個入嚟。」(You can only choose one of us.)
「咁妳想揀我哋邊一個呀?」(So who would you choose?)
阿媽返返入屋同家人相量。大家開始議論紛紛。阿爸係商人,話要財富。阿仔係運動員,就話要榮譽。阿女仲未拍拖,梗係要愛啦。大家都係為咗自己嘅利益爭拗不斷, 又開始嘈起嚟。(Dad wants wealth, but the son wants glory, and the daughter wants love. The family members started arguing with one another again.)
天使等咗陣,決定走啦。離開之際,阿媽就衝出來求其拉住一個入屋。(The three angels decided to leave. Mom grabbed one of them just in time.)
估唔到,另外兩位天使都慢慢跟埋入屋,點解呀? (Does anyone know why the two angels followed after the angel who left with the mother?)
Angle 1「我係財富,來也匆匆,去也匆匆。係啱啱最先走嗰個。」(I'm Wealth. I am transient. I like to come and go swiftly.)
Angel 2「我係榮譽。老實說,出名又點, 失去嘅愛,搵唔返,傷咗嘅心,永遠有條疤痕。」(I'm Glory, but I wonder what happens if I have glory but lost love.)
Angel 3「我係愛,多謝你啱啱拉我入嚟。」(I'm Love, thank you for picking me.)
「一個家庭只要有愛,互相珍惜、體諒、同寬恕... 」(As long as there is Love in a family ...)
「同一條心,團結就係力量,財富,榮譽,跟住就會嚟。」(Wealth and Glory will come afterwards.)
Angel 1&2「所以我哋永遠都係跟住愛後面一齊走。」(That's why we always follow after Love, wherever she goes.)
故事帶出什麼理念? (Morale of the story?)
我李根興好幸運,我係佢老婆 Rita,我哋真係有三位天使陪伴著我哋。 無論香港變成點,我哋最需要嘅都先係....「愛」。(We are Edwin and Rita. We are fortunate to have 3 angels with us.)
大家都係「香港人」。Believe me,believe us,有咗「愛」,所有其他嘢都會嚟。一定嚟。(Believe me,believe us, as long as we have Love, everything else will come.)
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《三位天使的故事》 我全家傾力演出,為香港人打氣!
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The Story of 3 Angels 《三位天使的故事》
從前有一家四口,佢哋雖然喺心入面好愛錫大家,但係就經常嘈吵,有日阿媽出門口見到三位天使
(There was once a family whose members were always arguing. One day, Mom saw three angels at the door.)
Angel 1「我叫財富, 只要我入你間屋,你哋就會遍地黃金。」 (I'm Wealth. I will bring you wealth.)
Angel 2「我叫榮譽,只要我入你間屋,你哋全家人個名必定揚威全國, 流芳百世。」(I'm Glory. I will make sure your family will become famous.)
Angel 3「我叫愛,只要我入你間屋,你全家人必定更加互相珍惜、體諒、同寬
恕。」(I'm Love. If you invite me to your home, your family will be blessed with a kind, loving and forgiving heart. )
阿媽於事就請晒三位天使入屋。(Mom invited all three angels to her home.)
「我哋各有任務,唔能夠三個同時入屋。」(We each have our own duties and responsibilities. We can't all come in.)
「你只能夠係我哋三個入面選其中一個入嚟。」(You can only choose one of us.)
「咁妳想揀我哋邊一個呀?」(So who would you choose?)
阿媽返返入屋同家人相量。大家開始議論紛紛。阿爸係商人,話要財富。阿仔係運動員,就話要榮譽。阿女仲未拍拖,梗係要愛啦。大家都係為咗自己嘅利益爭拗不斷, 又開始嘈起嚟。(Dad wants wealth, but the son wants glory, and the daughter wants love. The family members started arguing with one another again.)
天使等咗陣,決定走啦。離開之際,阿媽就衝出來求其拉住一個入屋。(The three angels decided to leave. Mom grabbed one of them just in time.)
估唔到,另外兩位天使都慢慢跟埋入屋,點解呀? (Does anyone know why the two angels followed after the angel who left with the mother?)
Angle 1「我係財富,來也匆匆,去也匆匆。係啱啱最先走嗰個。」(I'm Wealth. I am transient. I like to come and go swiftly.)
Angel 2「我係榮譽。老實說,出名又點, 失去嘅愛,搵唔返,傷咗嘅心,永遠有條疤痕。」(I'm Glory, but I wonder what happens if I have glory but lost love.)
Angel 3「我係愛,多謝你啱啱拉我入嚟。」(I'm Love, thank you for picking me.)
「一個家庭只要有愛,互相珍惜、體諒、同寬恕... 」(As long as there is Love in a family ...)
「同一條心,團結就係力量,財富,榮譽,跟住就會嚟。」(Wealth and Glory will come afterwards.)
Angel 1&2「所以我哋永遠都係跟住愛後面一齊走。」(That's why we always follow after Love, wherever she goes.)
故事帶出什麼理念? (Morale of the story?)
我李根興好幸運,我係佢老婆 Rita,我哋真係有三位天使陪伴著我哋。 無論香港變成點,我哋最需要嘅都先係....「愛」。(We are Edwin and Rita. We are fortunate to have 3 angels with us.)
大家都係「香港人」。Believe me,believe us,有咗「愛」,所有其他嘢都會嚟。一定嚟。(Believe me,believe us, as long as we have Love, everything else will come.)
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梗圖,時事,迷因,有趣,搞笑. ... 雖然知道這個梗圖的點但是還是想問一下為啥最近唐老大的家人梗一堆 ... 中國文化大學. 2. We are family~~~. ... <看更多>
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看到盈瑩的自介文裡提到「We are family~~」這句標語,勾起了身為老人的我腦海
中一個久遠的記憶......
這個秘密放在我心裡五年了,
一直忘記跟二家的講......
給大家一頁黑頁想像五年前,
五年前,我還是一個沈默寡言、充滿神祕感的害羞少年。
在某一個月黑風高的夏夜,二家家聚正在現在番茄紅的所在地如火如荼地舉行,還記
得,五年前那裡叫「洋蔥」,賣的是義大利麵,湯可以免費續,後來還一度改名為「大
蒜」,話語煩絮......
那次應該是大家第一次家聚,初次相見歡,害羞、尷尬在所難免,但是在家爸媽很努
力地用「ㄎ一ㄣ 孔 ㄎ一ㄤ 孔」炒熱氣氛後,大家總算是聊得比較熱絡了。
就在大家酒酣耳熱之際,會計系的家爸(宇超)突然正色地向大家宣布:「等下吃飽後
,我帶你們去看我們是一家人的證明!」此話一出,席間的大二家爸媽彼此相視而笑,好
像他們早已串通好了一樣。
這一幕看在當時大一的我眼裡,是既害怕又好奇,令我害怕的是家爸媽該不會要開始
整家小孩了吧;令我好奇的是我們又沒血緣關係,要怎麼證明?
大家吃完家聚後,便依序到櫃檯結帳。正當大家都快忘記剛剛家爸說的話時,家爸突
然提醒道,「大家都結完帳了嗎?我們去看看證明。」大家魚貫地走出「洋蔥」,朝女外
舍的方向走去。
那時,我記得那段路燈光不是很充足,而且還走了很久,事後想想,可能是因為大一
時對路不熟,加上心中有所期待。
大夥走到女外舍旁的7-11,大二的家爸媽很有默契地同時停下腳步,家爸要大家朝
7-11前中國信託提款機的正上方看過去(那時提款機還設在外面),我朝著他指的方向看去
,那是一個中國信託的招牌,招牌裡裝的燈泡閃著微微的光,接著,家爸面向大家,要每
個家小孩都用手去拍一下那個招牌,當第一個人充滿疑惑地拍下去的時候,神奇的事情發
生了......
「We are family~~」這個耳熟能詳的音樂從那個招牌裡傳出來,在那之後,每個家
小孩都依序用手去拍了一那塊招牌,沒有人多說一句話。
此刻,無聲勝有聲,當下臉上的微笑為這群人的突然沉默下了最佳的註解。
P. S. 一定有人很好奇為什麼中國信託的招牌會唱歌,老實說,我不清楚,以下是我的推
測:可能一,那塊招牌是感光的,但是因為故障,所以拍了就會唱歌;可能二,那
塊招牌是感應震動的,但這會有矛盾,因為平常哪會有人沒事去拍那塊招牌......
原因如此的不確定,但我可以確定地向大家保證,各位家爸媽以後不可能再用這個
梗,因為現在7-11的提款機都設在店內,除非你不怕被店員罵,否則......
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