【我親愛的Zoom視訊客人們】
To My Dear Zoom Clients
我忍了真的⋯⋯真的⋯⋯很久,今天過後實在忍無可忍,一定要叮嚀所有過去和未來的客人們。
我年紀很大了,受不了太大的刺激。
拜託,你們可以Zoom好來嗎?😓😑
一、Zoom視訊的視角 = 拍護照照的視角
護照自2020年起就已成為古董,但大家這一生應該有拍過證件照吧!
對了,就是要頭髮整齊,讓我看到你的雙耳、雙眼、鼻子、嘴巴、頸項和肩膀,到胸部。
我批八字時,需要看整個面相。不要讓你一半的臉掉出鏡頭外,這樣很像鍾無艷,也不要嘴巴不見掉,這樣我很像在跟一條羅漢魚視訊。
我看面相包括看你的嘴巴、牙齒和說話時的嘴形。是的,看相就是需要那麼仔細。
如果你的螢幕太低,那就找書本或舊報紙,把螢幕墊高一點。別讓我整一個小時半只看到你的雙下巴,會把你的面相比例給看錯。
不要一直告訴我不好意思,方法是人想出來的。
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二、光線
太暗,我看你如見鬼。
太亮,我會看不清你的膚色。
拉開窗簾,不要背向陽光。
有必要的話,就直接開燈!
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三、勿放什麼椰樹沙灘/金門大橋的虛擬背景圖
什麼虛擬背景圖都不要放啦~
我的家美最重要,我不在乎你的家美不美,我只是來看命的。
如果你的Wi-Fi不是很強,電腦功能不是很厲害,這類的虛擬背景圖會讓你的視訊畫面卡卡的。
有時你轉個身,整個右邊不見了,或部份的頭髮少了,讓我覺得我好像在看恐怖片,嚇人啊~
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四、環境和聲音
有些海外客人其實非常用心。為了與我視訊,特別去買有麥克風的耳機🎧,讓我能更清楚的聽到他們的聲音。😍
沒有使用耳機和麥克風的客人,往往他們的聲音會有種空氣般的回音,如果他們本身講話又小聲,我的耳機聲量開滿,我還是聽得滿辛苦的
也有香港和馬來西亞客人租過會議室、鐘點房間或單人工作室,就是為了不受家人的干擾,能安心的與我視訊。😍
最有趣的是,去年新加坡阻斷措施時,有位男客人跑到屋外的走廊坐在地上與我視訊。只是外頭風聲有點大,我好幾次都聽不清楚他的聲音。
曾有客人在咖啡廳與我視訊。咖啡廳裡的高談闊論聲和器皿的敲擊聲,頻頻從我的耳機闖進我的耳朵,哇~我的耳朵那時真的是活受罪,還要裝一副氣定神閒的樣子。
天啊,兩次過後,我寧願退錢,也不再見這樣的客人了。耳朵只有一對,我要保護好啊!
在這裡聲明:一般我們買手機時的那種有麥克風的耳機,就已能視訊。沒有戴耳機和麥克風的客人,我一概會拒絕諮詢,把費用原銀奉還。
五、孩子
曾試過諮詢的前20分鐘,一直被女客人的小孩打擾,進來哭著要媽媽主持公道。
如果你家中有六歲以下的兒童,會時不時來敲你的門,我建議你還是先別約我。你這樣會分心,無法聽好我交代的事,而我也得一直等你去安撫你的孩子,就無法在限定時間內看完你的八字,這樣對誰都不公平。
六、我只見客人一人
這個規矩,從我一出道就定下來,也清楚的寫在網站上,根本不用一而再的來試探水溫。
但這兩個星期,還是有客人硬闖關,事先安排自己的配偶/孩子坐在電腦的另一面,要他們聽我講他的八字。
我從不改我的規矩,也沒有八字或風水是我非看不可的。
讀書這麼高,連自己的命都不能自己負責,這已經不是能改到命的人了。
你一定要你的配偶陪你聽,那你需要的不是我來教你改命,是你的配偶來安你的心。
將來若還有這樣的事,我會直接中斷視訊,把錢退回去。
七、「我第一次用Zoom!」
可是從報名那天到今天的諮詢,你有兩個月的時間去摸索。
兩個月,怎麼還是錯誤百出?因為客人根本沒有事先準備和練習。
結果我就這樣等了20分鐘,還得等對方下載軟件。
Zoom不難使用,但如果是你沒有花時間去摸索,就不要撒謊,直接說,我就直接退現錢。
品德是改命的資糧,不要為了自己能脫身就隨便編一個漏洞百出的謊,還說自己是好人。這...不會臉皮太厚了嗎?
小事都不願做好,絕對不會成大器。
八、暈車
有些客人用Ipad或手機來視訊。
重點是,他一支手拿著手機,一支手拿筆寫筆記。他一邊寫,另一支手就一邊搖晃。他做在床上,移動一下,手機就彷彿大海嘯幾下🌊
我一天如果見三個這樣客人,我的視線就搖晃了5個小時。工作完畢後,頭也會痛得厲害,無法完成晚上製片的工作。
沒有自拍器三腳架,也應該有些書本或東西來頂著手機。
各位,多點善心,為我著想一下吧⋯⋯
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To My Dear Zoom Clients
I have been enduring it for a really really long time. That's it! I am gonna put a stop to this after today and send out this reminder to all my past and future clients.
I am getting on in years, and cannot stand too much stimulation.
Please.... can you guys do a proper Zoom?
Number 1: Going on screen in Zoom = Taking a photograph for your passport.
Since 2020, the passport has become something of an antique but I believe everyone has taken some kind of ID photos! Yes, the ones with your neatly combed trusses where I can see both your ears, nose, mouth, neck, shoulder all the way to your chest.
I would like to see your full face during the Bazi Consultation. Please don't allow half your face to fall off the screen and you end up looking like Zhong Wu Yan! Please also don't hide your mouth making me feel like I am talking to a Arrowana.
When I analyze your facial features, it includes your mouth, teeth and the shape of your mouth while you are talking. Yes, it is down to such level of details.
If your PC / Laptop monitor is too low, please find a book or old newspapers and stack it on top. Please don't let me only see your double chin for that 1.5 hours, as I would probably get the proportion of your face wrong.
Don't keep telling me you are apologetic. Think of a way out.
Number 2: The background lighting.
Too dark, you risk looking like a ghost.
Too bright, I cannot figure out your skin color.
Draw open the curtains, but don't face your back to the sunlight.
If necessary, just turn on the lights!
Number 3: Background images of coconut trees on sandy beaches or the Golden Gate Bridge.
There is no need to put on a virtual background. I only care about how my hone looks, I am not bothered by yours. I am only here to see your Bazi.
If your WIFI signal or your PC / Laptop performance is poor, using the virtual background can often make your Zoom video choppy. Sometimes when you turn your body, one side of your body or some part of your hair will disappear. It's really like one of those spooky movies scaring the wits out of me.
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Number 4: Background environment and noise.
Some of my overseas clients really put in effort for our Zoom sessions. They bought a headset with a mic so that I can hear them properly and vice versa.
Those that did not use a earphone or a headset often sounded echo-ish, and if they spoke softly, I would have to turn on the volume on my side full throttle and still have a hard time trying to hear them.
There are some clients from Hong Kong and Malaysia who would rent meeting rooms, hotel rooms or private work spaces by the hour so as to reduce any disturbance from others and better focus on the Zoom session with me.
I recalled an interesting incident during the Circuit Breaker last year. A client from Singapore Zoom-ed with me along the corridor outside his house. Most of the time, I was hearing the howling of the winds rather than his voice.
Some clients sat themselves in coffee places for our session. These places are often filled with loud chatters and the clanging of cups and plates, and my ears suffered terribly. Yet, I have to continue to be seen as composed and attentive.
Goodness me, after 2 of such experiences, I decided that I rather refund these clients and never see them again. I have only 1 pair of ears and I want to protect them at all costs!
A normal earpiece that comes with the purchase of a handphone is good enough for Zoom video calls. For clients who do not have a earpiece/headset and a mic, I would end the consultation and refund the monies.
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Number 5: Children
There was once where a session with a female client was repeatedly disrupted by her kids, running in crying for their mother to settle their quarrels. If you have children below 6 years of age, and likely to interrupt our session, I suggest you don't book a consultation with me.
You will be distracted, unable to focus on my advice and I have to wait for you to clear up the situation with your children, eating into the allowable time for me to complete the consultation. This is unfair to both you and me.
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Number 6: I only meet one person, that is the Client.
I have set this requirement the day I stepped into this line of work, and it is clearly written in my booking form. There is no need to try your luck under any circumstances.
But in the space of 2 weeks, there were some clients who rode their luck and got their spouse / child to sit on the other side of the screen to listen in on our consultation.
I never change my stance, and there is no single client that I cannot afford to lose.
If you insist to have your spouse sit in, it is apparent that you do not need me to help transform your destiny. Rather you really need your spouse to put your heart at ease.
If such things happen the next time, I will end the session immediately and refund the fees.
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Number 7: "My first time using Zoom"
But you have 2 full months to prepare before our actual consultation. You did not end up wasting time exploring the software and I wasted 20 mins waiting for you to download the software.
Zoom is an easy software to use but if you did not spend the time to familiarize yourself with it, please quit the lies and tell me directly. I will refund the consultation fees on the spot.
Our moral ethics serve as the foundation for our transformation. Stop weaving web of lies to get out of sticky situations, and still claim that you are a good person. Isn't this too thick-skinned?
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Number 8: Giddy spells
Some clients use Ipad or their handphones for the Zoom session. Crucially, they hold the device with one hand, and take notes with the other. As they write, the other hand holding the phone becomes shaky. If he is doing that on his bed, his handphone would shake like a tsunami wave every time he changes his position.
If I see 3 such clients within a day, it would be 5 hours of shaking visuals for me. That would mean a splitting headache at the end of my work day, and not being able to work on my videos at night.
Even if you don't have a tripod stand, at least prop up the device with a book or something.
Please everyone, please be kind and have mercy on me......
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Have you ever noticed that it seems to take forever for water to boil if stand in front of the stove waiting?1⃣This is the source of the expression “a watched pot never boils,” which means that when you want something to happen, paying close attention will make the wait seem much longer. Ex: Don’t just sit there next to the phone waiting for Lisa to call—a watched pot never boils.
不知道你有沒有注意到,煮水的時候你要是一直站在爐火前等,這等待的時間彷彿就像永遠一樣長?這種感覺正好是諺語a watched pot never boils「某事是急不得的」的由來,意思是:當你越希望某件事情能發生,給它越多關注,那件事情就似乎越晚才會發生。如:Don’t just sit there next to the phone waiting for Lisa to call—a watched pot never boils.(不要只是坐在電話旁邊等麗莎打給你──心急吃不了熱豆腐。)
Pots and kettles left on the stove for a long time tend to turn black. So if the pot calls the kettle black, well, the pot is probably black too. 2⃣ So this idiom is used to describe people criticising another person for a fault they have themselves. Ex: Robert accused me of being selfish—talk about the pot calling the kettle black!
要是把鍋跟煮水壺放在爐火上越久,顏色就會變深變黑。所以如果鍋子笑水壺黑,嗯,鍋子自己也是黑的啊。因此,諺語the pot calls the kettle black就是「五十步笑百步」的意思:Robert accused me of being selfish—talk about the pot calling the kettle black!(羅伯罵我自私──拜託,他是五十步笑百步好嗎!)
When you prepare meat to make a stew, you cut it up into tiny pieces and put in the pot. 3⃣ So the phrase “go to pot” came to mean “deteriorate, decline, be ruined.” Ex: Their business went to pot during the recession.
如果你要燉肉,你會把肉切成小塊再放入鍋裡,因此入鍋(go to pot)延伸有「毀壞、衰弱、完蛋」的意思,像是:Their business went to pot during the recession.(經濟蕭條期間,他們的公司也一起完蛋。)
4⃣But not all pots are made for cooking—like chamber pots, for example. You’d have to be pretty poor not to be able to afford a chamber pot, so if someone “doesn’t have a pot to piss in,” it means they’re very poor. Ex: Steve can’t lend you the money—he doesn’t have a pot to piss in.
不過呢,並非所有的鍋子都是用來煮飯的──像便壺(chamber pot)就不是。便壺這種東西,除非你是非常窮,否則不太可能買不起,因此,如果你說某人doesn’t have a pot to piss in(沒有便壺可小便),就是在暗示那個人非常窮困。如:Steve can’t lend you the money—he doesn’t have a pot to piss in.(史提夫不可能借你錢──他自己都窮到快被鬼抓走。)
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{不輸給雨 Rain Won't 我想成為那樣的人}
今日不談旅遊,談詩。
在風雨飄搖的日子裡,我就會想起這首詩,
宮沢賢治的《雨ニモマケズ》 。
第一次接觸是日本311大地震,可怕的海嘯捲走無數生命的震憾後,
電視播著渡邊謙以沉靜平淡的聲線朗讀著詩句,
當時的香港的翻譯好像是譯成《無懼風雨》 。
數年前偶然看到由動畫大師山村浩二畫的繪本版,
再配合Arthur Binard的英譯版。
山村浩二的畫就那麼簡潔地把人與大自然共存的生活刻畫,
表達出詩的意境。
❤ 全詩的中譯版可在文末看到,
英譯及日文平假名與漢字版,可在此看:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/48238117
看過不同版本的中譯版,翻譯成「不畏風雨」、「不怕風雨」、
甚至個人最不喜歡的「風雨無阻」,
文字很奇妙,少少的差異,感受和意境已全然不同。
宮沢賢治是個愛自然 不講求生活富裕的人,
用的文字也很樸素、不多修飾,
詩中寫的「雨ニモマケズ/風ニモマケズ」不輸給雨 不輸給風,
我自己覺得,那不是像勇者無懼的那種無畏無懼,
也不是一種要振臂一呼、Stand Up and Fight Against 的反抗。
而是那種不受外部環境變遷而動搖,
不卑不亢,不計算回報,泰然堅持做對的事情的平靜。
看了英譯者Arthur Binard的訪問,
就特意提到,選用”Rain won’t” 而不是 “Rain Can’t”,
是後者有向雨卑弓屈膝的意味(原文:"I thought that 'can't' was condescending and patronizing to the rain"),
有違作者在作品中與自然共生的中心思想。
「保有強健的身體 不受慾望控制」
「東邊如有生病的孩子就去看顧
西邊如有疲累的母親就去幫她扛稻束
南邊如有將死的人,就去告訴他不要害怕
北邊如有吵架或興訟,就去告訴他們別再為無聊的事爭執」
這當中不存樂觀的期許,但亦不抱悲觀的心情,
只是默默繼續做心裡相信對的事,
甚至不存在需要提起勇氣與否才能做的,
保持應有之義的事情。
再看回詩
「乾旱時流下眼淚
在寒冷的夏日不安的踱步」
「大家都叫我木頭
不被稱讚 不怕人笑」
選擇做自己覺得對的事,何嘗不是需要堅持和勇氣?
喜歡這首詩,
可能因為當中沒有什麼激勵人心、
像保險經紀在天台大叫,盲目地正能量的壓力。
就只是在每個黑暗的時刻、每一道亂流之中,
無論何時何地,選擇堅持去做應做的事。
每個人都以每道微小去形成光束,
自然能讓黑暗中見光明。
這幾天看新聞,我很喜歡關尚義律師的這句,
亦呼應了詩中的意思吧!
「對我來說,生活並不在於恐懼甚麼將會發生,而是根據你的良心而行,做你覺得正確的事 。(For me, it’s not to live life in fear of what could happen. For me, it’s to live according to what your conscience tells you, and to do what you think is right.)」。
願大家都在亂世中繼續做對的事。
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2011年渡邊謙朗讀《雨ニモマケズ》的影片:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqvRjYS01y0
(有些中文字幕的譯版我不喜歡,還是看日文原版吧)
PS. 在網上看到有些版本翻譯成:
「何懼嚴寒、酷暑,一副結實的身骨。」
「豆漿、粗菜、淡飯,一日三餐亦覺足。」
「遇到諸事不動情, 靜觀細記不胡涂。」
「村西大媽可疲倦, 我來幫助背稻穀;」
大媽?豆漿?!真是讀到想暈倒,過份賣弄中文之餘,
也完全不尊重原作品的意思和作者的時代背景!
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不輸給雨 不輸給風
不輸給雪
也不輸給夏天的炎熱
保有強健的身體
不受慾望控制
絕不發怒
總是靜靜的笑著
一天吃四合的糙米
和味噌和少許的蔬菜
所有的事 不考慮自己的好處
多聽多看多了解
然後不要忘記
住在野地松林蔭下的小茅屋
東邊如有生病的孩子 就去看顧
西邊如有疲累的母親 就去幫她扛稻束
南邊如有將死的人 就去告訴他不要害怕
北邊如有吵架或興訟 就去告訴他們別再為無聊的事爭執
乾旱時流下眼淚
在寒冷的夏日不安的踱步
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不被稱讚
也不給人添麻煩
我想成為 那樣的人
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stand me up意思 在 踢萬8IG8A8Y Youtube 的最佳貼文
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踢萬's new single 360° (Beatbox Freestyle) 字幕MV
把 freestyle bars 直接當一首新歌重做,加上副歌,曲也重編
老早就想把它完成,最近在錄大嘻哈小炸
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Song Credit:
Produce by 薑母鴨 Ginger Duck
Mix by 薑母鴨 Ginger Duck
Master by 薑母鴨 Ginger Duck
Record by 薑母鴨 Ginger Duck, Jacky
Lyrics by 踢萬8IG8A8Y
Compose by 踢萬8IG8A8Y
Video Credit:
Direct by 阿邦 AnBang
Edit by 阿邦 AnBang
Logo Design by 冠宇
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Note:
歌詞中
"I" so clean 意味著 穿著 Reebok Iverson 擦得很乾淨很 fresh
Flexing 三百六十度 代表 各個方向零死角炫
With my BIGGIE 表示 踢萬的樂團 BIGGOE 萬
萬 hunnit 代表 One Hundred ㄧ百分的意思
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Lyrics:
Hook:
“I” so clean 沒毛病 flexing 三百六十度
Look at me 187 萬 hunnit 0894 酷
“I” so clean with my BIGGIE 一起 三百六十度
You know I 製造優質 crew, hustle hard 直到休止符
(Okay) x2
Rap Verse:
要創作先搞懂文化
Pull up ideas 融會 貫通文法
似懂非懂的假董仔 別裝懂就上
道不同不相為盟 炒著相同舊帳
I’ve done told y’all
Think like a boss, stay loyal like a soldier
I dunno what you talking’ bout
So fuck what you thought
出來混先潤潤筆法 不然真叫人疲乏
文不對題 聽你一堆屁話 I might speed up
Spit it out 全部都是 truth
Click Clack Bow 一觸即發 so ruled
Gun off safety 沒有任何人 gonna save me
所有 homies 來自不同背景
共苦 能否一起同甘 同步 chase dreams
Still on my Day One same team
Not a Damn thing changed
With my squad 肩並肩
After show 喝完唱完 先領錢
Hook:
“I” so clean 沒毛病 flexing 三百六十度
Look at me 187 萬 hunnit 0894 酷
“I” so clean with my BIGGIE 一起 三百六十度
You know I 製造優質 crew, hustle hard 直到休止符
(Okay) x2
2nd Rap Verse:
I don’t even care,
Fuck is you wearing?
Can’t compare me with them I’m very ill
Got many skills
Staying still
Paying bills
沒聽錯
You might get got
被追殺 白目注意嘴巴-
We stay fly
Go outside 穿上 AI,
搜刮金錢袋
安靜 淡定 grinding 的天才-
I made my-
time come around
到現在-
發現原來
做自己愛事 阿嘶
爽度沒變卦
說真的
世界上沒有 Santa-
Not a gangsta
依然能 make it rain
就像 weather man
Change the weather
正要開始 台詞 跟上拍子 愛死
Cold as ice
Cut the beat, sliced
Beatbox, switch up
真要代言我選擇 Reebok
Fila 先別 我堅決
當我開口就先把 文法
不通順的全部殲滅
I can’t stand it,
understand me
回頭是岸 沒後路只能前進
這場賽跑馬拉松 不是田徑
聽天由命 或者單槍匹馬
突破險境
扶 搖 直 上 way up
奪走最大塊的甜餅
Get it?
Hook:
“I” so clean 沒毛病 flexing 三百六十度
Look at me 187 萬 hunnit 0894 酷
“I” so clean with my BIGGIE 一起 三百六十度
You know I 製造優質 crew, hustle hard 直到休止符
(Okay) x2
#beatboxfreestyle #360 #三百六十度
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stand me up意思 在 Namewee Youtube 的精選貼文
到現在還有很多人不明白“Kick”是什麼意思...
【Kick 來料 Kick Coming】Youtube高清版 : https://youtu.be/M6hwzD4Zx0U
數位音樂下載 Online Music Download【Kick 來料 Kick Coming】:https://lnk.to/Egp28QLS
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啊來!
Kick 來料!
啊哈! Kick 來料喂!
OMG ... here's the kick
真的來料!
The inspiration really coming!
Susie愛去Club Jennifer 嘛愛去Club
Susie wanna go clubbing Jennifer wanna go clubbing
Stephanie 跟 Josephine 打電話叫我去Club
Stephanie and Josephine all wanna go clubbing with me!
阿公他凍未條 阿嬷嘛跟他肖
Grandpa can't stand it any longer so he's coming too!
Everybody 作陣抓Kick 搖尻川跟搖頭
Everybody catching the 'Kick' fever and shaking their booty!
Clubbing Kaki 去 Clubbing 衝到三更半瞑
Fellow clubbers partying till midnight
飲酒飲乎伊斃 明天是明天的代志
Let's drink like there's no tomorrow
你麥跟我教係 麥直直念 直直講
Cut the crap and Don't you dare educating me
直直喔咿喔咿喔咿喔咿喔咿喔咿喔咿喔咿
All I here is ... Oo Yee Oo Yee Oo Yee....
看我搖我的尻川 看你搖你的尻川
I'm shaking my booty and you're shaking your booty!
看他搖他的尻川 西北爽 西北爽
He's shaking his booty and everyone's feeling awesome!
看我搖我的尻川 看你搖你的尻川
I'm shaking my booty and you're shaking your booty!
看他搖他的尻川 西北爽 西北爽
She's shaking his booty and everyone's feeling awesome!
西北爽 西北爽 西北爽 西北爽
Damn this is awesome! Awesome!
看他搖他的尻川 西北爽 西北爽 (X2)
She's shaking his booty and everyone's feeling awesome!
你應該帶你的Daddy Mummy作陣來搖
Bring your parents and shake the booty with us!
做一個孝順的囜仔 麥自己搖自己爽
Be a good son, go share the booty shaking joy with your parents too!
Uncle Auntie 聽Lelio 嘛有RnB Hip-hop
Uncle & Auntie go listen to R&B HipHop music on the radio
看到黑人擱撞他講 "Whassap bro!!!"
When they see our homie greet each other they go "Whatssap Bro!"
腳擬手手擬腳 我講我不會跳舞
I move like a zombie and I can't really dance!
我知你敖啦Pattern了了 直直靠北靠母
Yeah I know you'v got the moves so please stop showing off!
我的手若拿起來 黑目鏡蓋條目睭
But when I put on the shades and hands up in the air
抓到Kick了尻川automatic嘛係搖 嘛係爽
My 'Kick' will come My booty starts shaking and everyone's happy!
聖誕節愛去Club萬聖節嘛愛去Club
X'mas clubbing time! Halloween's clubbing time!
中秋節清明節重陽節嘛愛去Club
Moon cake Festival's clubbing time! Ghost Festival's clubbing!
跨年夜愛去Club平安夜嘛愛去Club
Lunar New Year's clubbing time and Silent Night's clubbing time!
分手夜月圓之夜初夜嘛愛去Club
Breakup night's cubbing time and losing your virginity night's also clubbing time!
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